The A-Team in Vietnam
Short comic about what the A-Team got up to in country...
Click for bigger (397 kb)
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:02,
archived)
Click for bigger (397 kb)
Man, nothing will EVER top Frankie Boyle's Knight Rider take-off.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:13,
archived)
i love you and want to have your children
preferably on toast.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:41,
archived)
Is this the issue with the giveaway plastic dog-tod on the cover (please ask your newsagent if your gift is missing)?
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:29,
archived)
i shall make it my mission to find and purchase a copy of super mario bros. on dvd
not that i already intended to, or anything
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:16,
archived)
almost bought it a couple of months ago
but spent the money on wine instead. next time i see it, i'm getting it.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:02,
archived)
That moustache in Mario is definitely drawn on.
FACKIN' PLANK O' WOOD.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:50,
archived)
his poor friends
and fahhhmmmmmmmmmmmmllllleeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:29,
archived)
:(
I loved him in that film, the one where he plays the ageing cockney 'sort'
You know, that one, got him from Gandhi in it...
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:51,
archived)
You know, that one, got him from Gandhi in it...
"Tasty" (PG) ?
"A Bit 'Andy" (Cert 15)?
"You Nonce" (in post-production)?
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:54,
archived)
"You Nonce" (in post-production)?
he was brilliant in silence of the lambs, his daughter katie is an unbearable gobshite tho
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:53,
archived)
That scene where Judge Doom "dips" a cartoon shoe is one of the most sinister scenes ever
( ,
Thu 1 May 2014, 9:26,
archived)
I wouldn't go that far
that's fighting talk and mofaha fights dirty
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15,
archived)
this is certainly the best misplaced eyed cat i have ever seen
/ac
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:47,
archived)
IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
UKIP - Shop Farage, redesign their adverts etc. (Scaryduck/biscuitsocks)
Hidden Horrors - show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath (ferret)
Robots with hair - Ronseal (Mictoboy)
Sleep - One word challenge, what happens when you're asleep, what do you dream, where do you sleep, what's the best way to put someone to sleep?
Challenge starts tomorrow, so 24 hours to consider your choice wisely, research the pros and cons and finally vote like a sensible member of society.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:04,
archived)
UKIP - Shop Farage, redesign their adverts etc. (Scaryduck/biscuitsocks)
Hidden Horrors - show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath (ferret)
Robots with hair - Ronseal (Mictoboy)
Sleep - One word challenge, what happens when you're asleep, what do you dream, where do you sleep, what's the best way to put someone to sleep?
Challenge starts tomorrow, so 24 hours to consider your choice wisely, research the pros and cons and finally vote like a sensible member of society.
alright god, any chance of pointing cr3 or someone at the borked b3tards uploader
the management don't listen to us any more
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:03,
archived)
maybe it broke when he was trying to stop people fucking around with it
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:07,
archived)
people werent fucking around with it,
some people, me and others, used our username as the password because we fucked up when first opening the b3tards account. Some l33t haxxor just entered random usernames and changed stuff.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:32,
archived)
oh right,
I just thought you may have thought it was broken, when it wasnt. And dont see how that could be 'fixed' if idiots like me got it wrong in the first place :)
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:37,
archived)
but what could you change by going on someone else's?
you can't delete or rename anything, about the only sabotage i can think of is uploading same named files to overwrite things
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:27,
archived)
yeah
thats what they did to me, upside down and big sizes etc... you should have seen it, was HIL-AIR-REE-USS. But someone else had their profile pics replaced with gay porn, so, not all as funny as mine was :(
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:49,
archived)
so the quick and easy solution is to just stop everyone from uploading anything at all?
how about force logging everyone out and locking down all the accounts, then gazzing those users who are still active on /board (probably about 30 people all told) with a link to reset their b3tards passwords? although that's probably a lot of work to put in for a site that doesn't have a 'v' in its name
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:49,
archived)
Horrors for me,
UKIP has been done to death just on /board normally. Sleep and robots just sound shite.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:54,
archived)
stop banning giggly wiggly you wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank wanker
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:30,
archived)
Farage - sounds like Garage
I would love to see a week of photoshopping UKIP - it will be a compo that just keeps giving
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:23,
archived)
You've got the pronunciation...
Now define the word:
www.nigelfarage.org
I rather like the definition of the week which is "To attempt, discreetly, to scratch an anal itch when in a public situation".
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:11,
archived)
www.nigelfarage.org
I rather like the definition of the week which is "To attempt, discreetly, to scratch an anal itch when in a public situation".
it has to be UKIP
sleep could well be the worst idea for a compo ever
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:14,
archived)
photoshop bob hoskins as a tribute, go on god, you've took him now
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:48,
archived)
sensible members of society?
you don't come here much, do you?
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:39,
archived)
A common misconception..he's the same person.
"In 1993 Russell Brand became a kind of Jeckyll and Hyde character who would morph into a skinny squint-eyed person when his member became overworked and squint-eyed itself." - Source:Dikipedia
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:09,
archived)
Russell Kane
Now thats an amalgamation of everything twattish about both those 2 arseholes.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:52,
archived)
Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
( ,
Thu 1 May 2014, 15:48,
archived)
Looks like all those documentaries on Channel 5 didn't work...
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:54,
archived)
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGgggggggggggghhhhhhh why can i not upload images anymore ??? imageshack wants paid subscrition and b3ta used to do something nice but its gone & can just see files ive uploaded. Is it blocking ghoestry ? i just want to laugh and drink fosters b4 bed boo hoo hoo fuck you image shack you were my friend for years.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:56,
archived)
[url=http://postimg.org/image/ysvf5ru5b/][img]http://s11.postimg.org/ysvf5ru5b/BLOB
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:01,
archived)
[url=http://postimage.org/][img=http://s11.postimg.org/638j94q5f/BLOBBLOB.png][/url]
[url=http://postimage.org/]gifs upload[/url]
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:02,
archived)
[url=http://postimage.org/]gifs upload[/url]
Its Mister blobby alright - thats who is running the country ! not me ! :)
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:03,
archived)
I'll be dammed if im uploading this to facebook and whoreng a direct link of that stuff out too you lot. I had a better reception when i joined ask.com (to be fair i was a bit inappropriate( :) x
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:07,
archived)
now after all that aresing about as a complee nooob can i be bothered repating mr blobby to the bettter transcripted bacgroud ? prob best i dont attempt as its 1:20on m Gentlemans day off and ill e up till 4am other wise. night all an lots of love to the B3TA commuity arts folk who have basically made me laugh my heart out these many years.......... drunkld falls asleep on keyboard.......tell work tommorow ive gone away........ play planetide 2 .................dont go in the kitchen draw
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:21,
archived)
Donk ... . . ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .............. ............ snore snore ................... ........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz not purple or magneta. !!! 3 pubes only mum our zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:25,
archived)
flickr 1tb free
unsure how it works as hosting service for linking
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 6:28,
archived)
Hitler without a moustache is like a scrote without three/six* regulatory pubes
*angle-dependent
if you need any more top tips just gaz me and donate
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:19,
archived)
if you need any more top tips just gaz me and donate
Oh let's face it, there is no plural.
This county is run by one standing cat - that standing cat.
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:25,
archived)
It looks more human than David Cameron.
Don't you think he looks tired?
( ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 2:06,
archived)
slow here today
may as well post a sketch from last night.
Click for bigger (232 kb)
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:43,
archived)
Click for bigger (232 kb)
Cor, careful
That's bordering on "art" not sure we have truck with that kind of thing round here.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:50,
archived)
Umm err changes subject
Done any of your black cat animations recently? They were ace :)
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:58,
archived)
nah, I nearly did the other week
but I'm too much into doing this sort of thing nowerdays.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:03,
archived)
not pictured: a severed ear and bloody razor blade
in the sink
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:09,
archived)
Do you think your bathroom window is a bit close to your neighbour's?
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:08,
archived)
Indian Cookery with Madhur Jaffrey
That was a TV series, right? Guys? Guys? Am I doing it right?
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:35,
archived)
See, I still think there's something dodgy about this.
How'd that fat cunt even catch them to fiddle them up in the first place? Were they all legfails? Because let's face it, he's not exactly going to be able to chase them down if they ran.
I mean, I can see him trying to bribe them with sweets but that wouldn't work either
Cyril Smith: Right then lad, I've got a big bag of Werther's here and if you get me off you can, oh bugger, I've eaten them all already.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:51,
archived)
I mean, I can see him trying to bribe them with sweets but that wouldn't work either
Cyril Smith: Right then lad, I've got a big bag of Werther's here and if you get me off you can, oh bugger, I've eaten them all already.
It's hard to leave a room
when he's physically covering all the exits.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:18,
archived)
Actual book, new author...not put a great deal of work into this one.
Alt subtitle - "how to run a major tabloid and yet still claim to know fuck all about anything"
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:18,
archived)
Its the "I think I got away with it all right" side smile.
...or could be the hair one or other.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:57,
archived)
Those cheeky chappies get everywhere
Seen the finalists from that Saatchi Gallery gif compo thing?
www.wired.com/2014/04/10-awesome-gifs-culled-in-a-worldwide-art-competition/
I've seen better...
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:29,
archived)
Seen the finalists from that Saatchi Gallery gif compo thing?
www.wired.com/2014/04/10-awesome-gifs-culled-in-a-worldwide-art-competition/
I've seen better...
why do we never hear about these competitions until its too late?
oh, it's not gifs, it's "motion photography"
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:30,
archived)
Aww, I would've loved to give that a try too!
Someone's holding out on us Toasty?
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:54,
archived)
These are the worldwide compo winners?
I'm sure some b3tans would have pissed all over these.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:24,
archived)
That compo at the Tate a few months back
that some b3tan were in had a much higher standard.
tatecollectives.tumblr.com/tagged/1840s-GIF-Party
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:30,
archived)
tatecollectives.tumblr.com/tagged/1840s-GIF-Party
Hmm enthusiastically I clicked expecting and willing to be blown away
Wasn't
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:53,
archived)
His beard is very odd
it looks like it's scribbled on with brown crayon.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37,
archived)
As viz has always said:
'tidy beard, not at all sinister, Noel Edmonds'
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41,
archived)
Merkel would have him any day!
Also in Tory news if you gene-splice Boris and Dave you get a fat Michael Portillo. This is probably proof that at some point in the future the Tory party try to create the perfect leader and send him back in time to erase the Blair years. But the plan is somehow foiled and he ends up presenting those cosy railway programmes instead.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:18,
archived)
"Look at One! I is Evel QueenEvel, innit?!!"
G'night, you silly peeps.
( ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:25,
archived)
G'night, you silly peeps.
haha, talkin' of the bearded one...
Just had the bloody Jeehovis around and they asked me "should we pray?" and I said "No thanks" and closed the door before the twats got their foot in the door.
( ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:29,
archived)
more landfill to add to the stockpile....otherwise we'd have holes everywhere
( ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:18,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »