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This is a link post Man with 100 lb. nut sack would like your help!!!
He's got the biggest balls of them all!


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my belief
that my big balls should be held every night!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
God's Gift To Ballroom Notoriety?
 (I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Some balls are held for charity.......

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I was gonna have haggis for dinner
Now I'm not so sure
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that picture made me throw up a little in my mouth.
I hate it.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Whole Lotta Love Beat Boxin
Known as 'Man of 10,000 Sound Effects', American actor and comedian Michael Winslow performs Led Zeppelin's 'Whole Lotta Love' to the amazement of Norwegian talk show host Thomas og Harald

Hope it is not a repost I did check
(ebsy, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that fucking rocks
click
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post whole lotta jaw dropped

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Flippin heck
That's a bit good!
 (I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Its Jones
from Police Academy! Glad he's doing well for himself.
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck!
so it is, how awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Also the Rader Technician from Spaceballs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a few videos of him doing the Whole Lotta Love thing.
NEVER get tired of it, and I'm still in awe every time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this...

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word 'Epic' is entirely appropriate
and not utterly throw-away in this instance.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I think he's doing a bit of a comeback tour at the moment
I saw him do an hour of this and similar things including a voice over to a star wars video (which was awesome) at camp bestival this year
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, *clicks*

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post fukkin mazin!
that is all
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post I don't ORDINARILY intentionally repost I made this!
I posted this video that I made on Friday, and I don't think it went anywhere on b3ta; now it's gone viral (approaching 1/4 million hits).
I couldn't help but want to repost here to get some lovin' - or see if I'm possibly falling out of touch with fellow b3tans?

If b3tans don't like it, then despite the # of hits, I might be doing something wrong?

(apologies for the repost) (sort of)
(largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post well, it is slightly creepy and slightly disgusting
so maybe that.... ;)
 (arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely
no argument there
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
It's because the music and slow mo combined imply that the dog finds all these things highly erotic. Which he probably does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post they have boners
85% of the time
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a dog's life!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this over the weekend
& kept expecting it to start licking it's junk.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad
the dog-cam didn't catch me licking mine
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
'Tis a neat idea, I can imagine it being very popular!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post gracias

(largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well i like it!
so...tiz a click from me.
 (irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Merci

(largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruff and Tumble POV
what? I should have said Dimaggio?
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post All, that and not one "oops" moment. You need to try harder.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post oops

(largoembargo ???, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ ,if the Japanese
Cotton on to this the Internet will be awash with doggy filmed up skirt videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that...
...filmed on College St?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloor

(largoembargo ???, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 3:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it and I think it's brilliant...
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... which means you can't chuck a stick into a ladies changing room shouting "fetch"!
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Two blokes going mental near some balloons.
I can't work out why.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
and ha.
 (Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what the inside of my brain looks like.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Was there
a fart noise 13 seconds in?
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post bahahaha!
I think the old fella got a bit excited, fight or flight and all that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They are Deaf apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post they sound like dogs yapping

(thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
yes.....what?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post Fanny what?

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed so hard I lost my lunch

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Then find who took it then!
Silly
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, this again.
This very thing that is just below on the popular page.
I'd probably like this if it wasn't for the fact that Bradley Walsh is trying so hard to make it look like this is an impromptu fit of the giggles.

He knows exactly what he is doing, and really does not find it as funny as you believe.His acting is so poor - he ends up looking like a poor version of Robert Mitchum sucking a lemon.

I'm afraid that television lies......Just like x-factor did this weekend when the group song was 100% mimed without dispute!
 (Tivert, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post VERY good!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Clench The Rainbow. A goatse-style advert for Skittles
Probably GC, as it's not new. But it definitely shocked my gran.
(WinnieTheTurd, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
im not convinced.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly convinced.
If the tree exploded into a torrent of fruity sugar-treats then I'd say it is a definitely a 'follow-through goatse'.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the guy on the left the guy from Ferris Bueller who takes the ferrari for a spin?

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine
it was done by the folks who brought us this -
tastesfunny.net/2011/07/25/outrageous-fake-skittles-ad/
Fake as a fake thing but fun nonetheless.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Bloke drives his Land Rover over a steel frame thing.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post SHENANIGANS
He drives it up and onto, then off of, but not over. I was nonetheless impressed, even if I felt a little deflated when i saw his reverse light come on..
 (Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is interesting
as the version I saw posted on another board a week ago was flipped horizontally. CGI or stealing of thunder? www.wimp.com/landrover/ - posted Oct 11, 2011
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The driver is a spoil-sport.
He should of done a massive run-up at full speed with flames coming out of the exhaust, jumped off the top, taken a load of MASSIVE DRUGS and then flipped a wheelie, shagged a super model or ten whilst scrawling 'Honda Accord' on the back of the car.

But he didn't so that makes him a bucket with a face painted on it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Land rover.
That *was* full speed.

Dunno about the rest though.
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post it's quite literally impossible
that there were two people filming the same publicity stunt at the same car show

Edit: having watched the clip, you're right it is flipped. Sorry. I'll put my sarcasm away for 10 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd leave it in first and ride the clutch going back down.

Just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Never never never
Always go down using engine braking, feet off all the pedals. Shits some people up but the other options = skidding = ungood / crashdeathargh.
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post amateur
what he wants to do is get it stuck - like when my bro-in-law lent me his motor:


 (I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Needed more Screaming suzuki style
I'll raise yer:

 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
This is a link post Card trick
A cracking trick from an old movie - by a blind man no less. Lorks.
(humanthing, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, excellent!
All I need now is a willing volunteer...
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't figure it out
still , that's magic for you...
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was expecting a knife through his hand or for the Alsatian to be set on him. Don't think they went in for that back in the black & white days...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the lovely Debbie McGee?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably being told by Pauls Daniels
"You'll like it, not a lot" as be pots the brown.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty Daniels.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet all
sorts went on in the Bunko Booth after filming ended...Bonko Booth, more like...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing...
...puts David Blaine to shame! Makes me want to get into magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thats the kind of trick that leaves you stunned (literally)

(irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*
back when I was a close up magician, I worked a number of tables with punters I'd *love* to have shown that trick to
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that! Next time we all meet up I'm going to bring a pack of cards...
And make your life hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ok
give me a pack of cards and I'll make *your* life hell

How do you get a magician to show you 20 card tricks? Ask him to show you one.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, I'd fucking love that.
If you did that, I *may* even buy you a port & lemon for your troubles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post so you have kept up with your hands then?
or allowed them to forget? I do a some close up as well and for me to not practice for a say a month makes things look very amatureish indeed
a great hobby and past time and better than fishing when all your bites are good looking ladys who want to know more
ahh good times in deed
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Italo Romano
Skateboarding without legs!
(Jalf, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Skateboarding...
...is probably one of the few things in life that is easier to do without legs...
 (Megamoss, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Will his professional skateboarding career be
short lived?

*gets coat
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that was below the belt

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That was not Kneeded.

(jonnie123, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Most of his tricks are half-arsed.
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post There has to be a Pun in there somewhere?
/dailyfail soz and that.
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how...
...many people you have to kill to get the Victoria Cross?

Fuck me that's like something out of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post he is just to brown for a VC
ha racism
 (I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post not that many
I saw one at a car boot sale the other week for £30. Wouldn't have had to kill anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post What not to do on your first day working at Citi Investment bank
What a tool.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post http://goo.gl/DQBhj
Supposed to be a prank?

goo.gl/DQBhj
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post URLs in the subject line wont hyperlink
try posting it in the body, like so goo.gl/DQBhj
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers matey...
Should know that by now really.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He has the smile of a dickhead.
You'd almost expect it to drip piss.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Yep, looks like a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post in fairness,
he prob is one.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
It's probably only granite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like pitchblende to me seen it before.
Tru-fax:
My old Junior school in St Ives is right next to the open caste mine that Marie Curie got her pitchblende.
They've cleaned it up now and put a building on the site but that stuff was lying about all over the place.

Granite has more speckle as it only really dangerous when in decays in confined areas where the gas can accumulate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it matters
It looks from the hardware he has on the desk that what he is actually doing is measuring the distance to the rock, and then producing an appropriate sound effect for the sort of isotope it contains, based on the distance.

Pretty neat stuff.
 (genka, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm almost certain
that he's using an Arduino with what looks like 1 or possibly 2 geiger counters (which would give you a sort of stereo geiger counting effect)... from there I would guess the signal is routed into either Max/MSP or Supercollider where each pulse could be made to represent almost anything to your choosing... the bubling sound at the start of the video sounds like a simple synth sound triggered by each pulse, with a small amount of reverb added (very easy to do in either of the softwares I mentioned). Later on it sounds like he's interpreting the pulses in terms of their collective intensity - basically turning the rock into a glorified knob or slider.

If I'm correct, it's all quite tame in terms of sonification - I have a friend doing a masters by creating a sort of feedback loop using an ECG (e.g. brainwaves - you hear music, it stimulates you brain, ECG reads your brainwaves, software interprets them musically, which you hear.... repeat)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be an pair of geiger counters
Which would make them the smallest geiger counters I've ever seen.
Or it could be a fairly common ultrasound rangefinder. Which would also explain why the sound stops so abruptly when he takes the rock away from directly in front of the thingy he has on the table.
 (genka, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No more so than my atomic keyring.
Interesting concept, don't think much of the music though - seems too much like pretentious, beard-stroky, bleepy twaddle to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Although a music friend of mine would probably LOVE this.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Stop motion Gears of war, with Lego
everyone's favourite chest high wall simulator, redone in Lego
 (I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Another Yatze fan i presume :)
That was really well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post or more precisely, how can mushrooms allow us to carry on what we're doing
1 way humans can save the world, stop having so many children


(all the stuff about mushrooms was interesting though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pity the psychedelic ones
are so hard to grow.
 (chompedhomas, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Golf courses in september after a nights rain ;)
Have a handfull on me.
I wish I wasn't all growed up with responsibilities sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post The BBC poses the really important question of the week
Soooo hard to decide .....
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this bit!
Signature dance move; Hands raised to the temples, signifying the immediate aftermath of an horrific tragedy, accompanied by curiously happy facial expression.
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Werritty!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Worst boxer ever?
Commentary laughs.
(Fluffster, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
Oh dear
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He boxes about as well as he chooses hairstyles.

(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOfQwkWxWs
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats from a film mate..

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh is it ?
Cooool
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
the guy with the tash and long hair ISN'T the Scouser?
 (Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Whose mystery tour is the best? There's only one way to find out...
...FIGHT!...


Brian says: "STOP THAT FIGHTING AND GET ON WITH THE TOUR!!"
 (Mystery_Machine, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Walken Dead
So very lol
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very silly.
Thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww...
...they missed my favourite Walken quote:
"You're talkin' to my boy all wrong. You say that to him again, i'll stab you in the face with a saldering iron.'
 (Megamoss, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Short vaguely bassy mix I made this!
I did this mix for a friendly tournament on a forum I use. I'm not asking for any votes or likes or whatever. I just thought some people might enjoy it.

Hackman - You Got Tha Munch
TMS feat. Jagga - I Need You (Maribou State Remix)
Chaos In The CBD - Bong Song (Dub)
Hard House Banton - Reign
Breach - Fatherless (Doc Daneeka MRR SNRZZ Remix)
Melé - Trappin (Contakt Remix)
L-Vis 1990 - Forever You (Dub)
 (MyFakeName, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Poo on a Ball I made this!
For fucks sake. What the fuck?

I noticed that there was something on the football just outside the patio window. It's poo. Something has had a dump on top of a fucking football in my garden! What sort of sick, insane creature does that!?

Do I have cats on stilts or hover foxes ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
That is pretty fucked up!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Peter Crouch?
He's always shit on-the-ball

geddit??
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and he probably lived up to his name in order to do this!
You have the truth! Call Whitehall!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "I made this! " I think you've answered your own question...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH it looks a *bit* like a squished frog
And is that blood I see? :(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That symbolises exactly what I think of football.
Whichever creature did that is an artist.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just you
I awoke this morning, nipped outside for a tab to go with my coffee and discovered a turd on my rugby ball. Didn't have the presence of mind to take a photo, but it was a similar consistency and colour.

We have two hard-as-nails cats who tend to keep the neighbourhood cats away, so I'm going to go with hover foxes.

How do we combat this menace? I'm thinking kitchen roll tubes on the cats legs to give them the height advantage, or possibly a remote control helicopter's rotors on the pooch as a chopper-dog hover fox deterrent. Any ideas folks?
 (Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wrong to like this?
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

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