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This is a link post How the interwebz nonviolently deals with idjits NSFW
Come on b3ta, I'm disappointed we weren't here first. :(


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIGGAR!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the size of their readily open mouths, I don't think they can handle any bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:37, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post periodic reminder that you voted for all this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like you voted for Brexit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not vote for either
I want brexit reversed and trump thrown out of office because they are just obviously stupid ideas to go along with on a very basic level.

That and both ideas were pushed on to us by Putin in combo with an artificial refugee crisis as a result of his interference with Syria.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know this has been going on in America for a very long time?
Just a little more publicly now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember some pretty weird shit on the last ballot paper I marked,
but I swear I never saw the option "A Bunch Of Angry Students With Flaming Dildos"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hang on
Is he a Trump voter?
 (horrid, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huge NSFW image
I have preview pics hidden but this makes b3ta unusable at work today. Cheers twat
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Come on, you're running Adblock aren't you?* Just right-click and block it.
Or ignore him.
Or whine a bit.

*If you're not you're a fucking numpty
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a link post joe 90 saves london
An advert starring Joe 90 from the 1960s.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic!
I want an exploding rocket, and I want it in my eager young mouth NOW.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits, Children's Story.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post \•/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Roger Deakins / Cinematographer / Shadows In The Valley
An edit of work by cinematographer Roger Deakins, ASC, BSC, CBE.

Screened at the Karl Struss Legacy Award presentation at the Maine International Film Festival, July 17th, 2017.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nominated 13 times
but has yet to win an Oscar.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must try harder!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post SUV hauling BBQ grill explodes after woman lights a cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post After the explosion, the vehicle crashed into a pole
Fuckin' nazis invading Poland again.
 (m.auron, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't someone think of the horses?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco did

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the animals

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fax Nues

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 2:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recall a few year back when UK petrol prices went up some people (idiots) started..
...transporting and storing petrol. There was one story of a woman storing it in her kitchen or something! It didn't end well.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 16 Aug 2017, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a link post last year a chap videos a dog doing nazi 'salutes' and was arrested I made this!
he's standing trail at Airdrie Sheriff court. This profoundly bothers me and i had to rant.

edit. Taken down due to a conflict of interest. Bugger. Not because I'm scared.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most people would think "you know what would be funny......" and stop there
There is something a bit odd about how far he took the joke, but prison is ridiculous when as you say Katie Hopkins can print so much worse
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's more silly use of social media.
While I agree it is ridiculous to take this guy to court, I find it astounding that people still don't realise it's a very bad idea to make a joke like this in pubic. I see in a Metro article that he said he just wanted to annoy his girlfriend and give his mates something to laugh at. If that is the case, he should have posted it so only his mates could see it. How many more poor sods have to find themselves in court for an off the remark made in jest before others stop posting shit publicly?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he might get sentenced in Dog years?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Death by Geddy Lee falsetto

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This whole story reminds me of the 1988 hit movie
Dangerous Liaisons with John Malkovitch, Glenn Close and Mickey Pepper. And that didn't end well.
 (roysin, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Henry Kelly Introduces Woodstock Motors
I can't stop watching this because there is something wrong with my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww
I actually find that quite sweet.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reassuring Irish lilt is reassuring

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post SEMTEX!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do they drink Lilt in Ireland?
 (ohidunno, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't own a car
yet I have the sudden urge to get it fixed at Woodstock Motors, in West London.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Alan Partridge...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly.
But a bit of an insult to Kelly really. It's a little bit cringe-y, but, as said above, quite sweet. Comparing something or someone IRL to Partridge should be reserved for real twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 8 or 10 years?
his memories starting to go
I bet the strain of Brexit - undoing all the good work from "going for Gold" - is taking its toll
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post With Henry on-board
they're sure to be playing 'catch up'! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post



More of this sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well oi can't pay for me new timing belt, to be sure,
is there some other way I can settle wid ya?

Nice to see the old bastard in good health.
 (835Rocks, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEVER MIND THAT!
Hans Zimmer wrote the theme music to "Going For Gold"!!! Trufax!!!
P.S. Henry looks WELL angry in that thumbnail. Probably because he only got one free tyre for that advert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Slippery situation in Sierra Leone

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me or does it strike you as a bit daft to dig them up and then bury them again?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is the terror of thinking someone is still breathing down there.
I remember reading that a volcano blew up in Colombia a few decades ago and buried a town under lava and mud and they just made it a tomb.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armero_tragedy
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, it's still mostly buried

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if they still have loose change in their pockets.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, there is this.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something tells me that any coins in the pockets wouldn't be all that loose
But on good note it might help reduce the bad aids
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
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youtu.be/U7PBjKzaQEw
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Rock Food Table
They're rocks that look like food. Fuck you.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rock!


Edit: Please take time to read the About section on that page. It will change your life!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
R C
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is some edgy shit we've got going on here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Innit

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Bill and Lois joined the Gulf Coast Gem and Mineral Society in 1976"

Well DUH, like we all didn't know that already.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the climax
Two times he was Show Chairman and both years, he did not get to act in that capacity. Lois got to stand in for him. One year he was in Toledo, Ohio and the next time he was working overtime at the Refinery, where he spent over 34 years, making a living. Lois did a fine job as Show Chairman.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please mark this with a spoiler tag
I didn't read that far yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This was when things really heated up."
Bill came home with a faceting machine and began to grind [stones] away. Lois soon purchased a Cabochon grinding machine and starting polishing [rocks].
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Aug 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Awesome Legos!

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've spelled Lagos wrong
Oh you mean Lego.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post non story of the year award goes to the above!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post People still read the HuffPo, eh?
Clickety, click
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post no idea, it's a Twitter link I grabbed

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have Twitter, but just never got in the groove. I have friends, however, that are addicted to it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, was expecting it to be a life size castle.
It seems he has completely missed the point of Lego, reminds me of waking up on Christmas to find out my parents had been up all night building my lego pirate ship for me and I was presented with a 95% constructed model and a box of bits that they'd been unable to work out where they went. Worst Christmas ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, thanks for the link
I love lego i made this for my vape supplies :)
imgur.com/a/CP53s
yeah yeah vape whatever but it got me off the smokes!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post listen here you little cunt
it's 'Lego' not fucking 'Legos'
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This this this this this.
^this
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well i did enjoy that very much
But after reading the link below I'm not sure I'm allowed to what with being a cracker and all.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw him playing in Milton Keynes
not really my kinda music tbh, but holy shit can that bloke play! really great gig!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Aug 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Chill out man.
Not funny. Not offensive. No cats. Still, I like it. Tailored background noise for focus and productivity.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post proper bassline on that propeller icon :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Aug 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Did Pirates Really Have Long Black Beards? I made this!
Pirates are often described as having long black beards possibly in an attempt to give them an image that differed from society in the ‘golden age of piracy’. What does history tell us about pirates – did they all have beards or were they clean-shaven or sported mustaches?
 (adam20, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFF!
Do you know who uses beard oil? Twats, that's who.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know cunts who do
it's not so cut and dried as you suggest.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it makes it so smooth and shiny!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So does Diprobase. But you don't pay £20 for a 25ml bottle of the stuff.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh is that what the link was for?
Didn't read it but I just use the cheap stuff. Left to its own my face moss ends up looking like something you find clogging up a bath's plug hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No idea, I didn't actually click through.
But you can be sure there's some massively overpriced scented olive oil in there somewhere.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You got it all wrong dude
What really happened was that ITV planned a new series of the Professionals, and Bodi was at the pub and simply offered his mate a drink. All he said was
Beer Doyle?

Simple mistake to make.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Muslims have big bushy beards.
What do you think about that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post #fakenews
you can't tell cos the burkas.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adam. Adam. ADAM!!!






Hi
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a Cornishman and ethnic minority I call cultural appropriation on this.
Racist!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually way worse
Because we have an official B3ta pegleg. The Op transcends offensive and is actually worse than Hitler - cos say what you like about Hitler but he wasn't a fucking spamming cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post adam20, I have clicked "like" for this thoughtful addition to our quaint, yet, admitedly old fashioned board.
I invite you to the drawing room, where you can sample a fine French wine and, of course, fine cheese.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... and a bummin'
Always a bummin'
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh, you'll scare him off!
Adam, I note that your name starts with the letter A, which is the first in the alphabet. Why don't we just start with you?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*shuffles away quietly*
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get behind the curtain and be ready with the ether.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just offer the box of wine and kebabs already
All this poncy refined stalking doesn't work most of the time
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a satire
on what a waste of time and money article marketing is?

If so, five stars.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck beard oil and everything it stands for.
fucking hipsters, YOU RUINED BEARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Robots will take all of our jobs *
(* If your job is to come back from lunch utterly pissed and fail to place a box on a shelf.)
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shockingly. That pretty much *was* my job until a year or so ago...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.
You lost your job to *this* robot? That's gotta hurt...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you program female personalitys and expect them to reverse

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
They are epic piss-heads.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will they ever make robots that don't look like they're desperate for the loo?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you want them to do so?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If your name is either Laurel or Hardy
Yeah well I can't think of a living slapstick comedian
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uhm Lee Evans perhaps??

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Ade Edmondson.
Pretty sure Frank Spencer is still alive too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post True true
He's dropped of my radar completely
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yew Tree?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Parcel Force employees are under threat then.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still more competent than some people I've had working for me.

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Expressive music panel thingy
Everyone in the video is particularly expressive.
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Careful you don't use emojis portraying black people if you aren't black. You'll be guilty of cultural appropriation.
I guess she makes a good point though. I get so bloody annoyed when I hear about one of those blacks enjoying an episode of Seinfeld or Everybody Loves Raymond.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post in what context would you use one?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I get tired of using the default (and I assume Asian) yellow emoji.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well now all the time....I expect.
Isn't cultural appropriation just BS. I mean would we even have rocknroll if someone tapped Elivs on the shoulder and told him to stop that sort of thing. Anyhow I didn't see any evidence. The majority of the world population isn't even white are they just on twitter spamming black gifs all day.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Total BS.
Should we stop wearing trousers because they are a Chinese invention? Every culture has borrowed from each other throughout history. And dreadlocks were present in many cultures simultaneously and aren't the sole preserve of black people.

Anyway, this whole white pride, black pride stuff is just a load of shite. Your skin colour is neither an achievement nor an entitlement to claim credit for the efforts of other people who happen to be the same shade of whatever. Your skin colour just means two people of whatever skin colour fucked. That's it. It's no more significant than ginger cats and tabby cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post GCaC
To be fair I'm sure Tabby's cat is too
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3
Y'alright Tabs?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find labeling people as 'Black' and 'White' to be racially insensitive. Our skin colour isn't black, nor white. It's unnacceptable to call Asians 'yellow', is it not?
I propose we refer to the racial identity of individuals by their skin's closest RAL number or CMYK value. Much less potential for offense.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can we still call people with Jaundice "yellow"?
I hate those high bilirubin motherfuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post RAL 1014! Jesus man, this is 2017!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is RGB still OK?
You #FFFFFF supremacist you
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's #FDDBC9 to you!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pantone® values, surely

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pantone Values are often referred to by their name.
I worry that the use of Pantone will only help to reinforce racial prejudice with the overuse of colours such as 'Nigger Brown', 'Dorset Pink' and 'Jewish Beige', amongst others.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger cats are predominantly male, about 75%.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is all well and good but what percentage of them are Scotch?

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This is a normal post Gender isn't about what they have between their legs you transphobe.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most domestic cats don't have anything functional between their legs. Snip snip.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Penist

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can play chopsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skin colour shouldn't be significant
But in Western cultures it definitely is.

A culture grew around a group who were (and sometimes still are) treated like shit precisely because of that attribute, then we turn round and say "oh it's just like having different colour hair". Sure it should be, but it isn't, and you can't pretend that shit didn't happen.

If homosexuality had never been seen as 'wrong' then there wouldn't be a gay culture. But it was and there is.

Nothing wrong celebrating that, just as we celebrate being English/Welsh/Scottish, our national days, our sports teams. I don't know where celebration ends and appropriation begins.
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Celebration is one thing, finger waving and saying "you cant have that because it's not YOUR culture" is another.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with whichever comedian it was
who said that there should be one flag for the world and it should be a cunt because we all came from our mother's cunt.

Of course then some people would complain about the colour of the cunt, the type of flaps it had, and whether it was a transgender cunt...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about caesareans?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care much for sea food

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can be as bleeding heart liberal as they come
and I roll my eyes when the 'PC gone mad' brigade pipe up. But I struggled with this one.

Sure if you're sending black emojis & "yo ma nigga" to take the piss then yeah, she has a point.

But gifs? Michael Jackson eating popcorn? Really?

"Black people are not here for other people's entertainment"

Pretty sure the comedians pulling funny faces are doing exactly that regardless of their skin colour.
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with her there.
I have NEVER been entertained by Michael Jackson.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you not enjoy your diddling?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If kiddy fiddling isn't done by Catholic priests, it's cultural appropriation.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I was just asking about specifically ethnic emojis
banning gifs is like saying you're not allowed to like the film its from
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That needs a NSFW tag. The old black and white minstrel footage is deeply offensive and has triggered me.
Also, the presenter's hair is not natural. It has been coiffed into a Caucasian style. That is cultural appropriation and therefore she is a racist. Plus she's wearing regular clothes, she ought to be wearing nothing but a grass skirt and intermittently chucking a spear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post \•/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks forward to massive thread of exclusively middle-aged white men discussing what is and isn't "racist"*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right, so being black makes you an expert?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
but being white means you're not even allowed to have an opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, my mistake.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
If there's one sort of people I never get to hear the opinions of, it's white people.
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'they won't even let me tell them what's racist'

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as someone keeps a tab and writes it all down...
...I'll second the motion.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're assuming we're all white?
Bit racist mate....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Middle aged?
You silver tongued charmer
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Says the negro with white woman's hair
stick all that "cultural appropriation" bollocks up your arse or under your wig dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it cultural appropriation to not pronounce GIF correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a link post What happens when some forrins use a vacuum cleaner to suck up a lit cigarette?
The vacuum cleaner is full of gunpowder btw.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is incredibly dangerous.
They are Dyson with death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That comment sucks

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it sucked myself
edit: gaaah, ninja'ed
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spoke to a health and safety guy
hoovery upset about this
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to your room.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bows*
superb
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A typically
Miele-mouthed response...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore, I like this!, Reply
hoovering over the alternative reactions
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dyson Fucks as it Sucks

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Lil Kim appears to have bottled it.
Good news I suppose but can't help feeling this is just delaying the inevitable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww!
Such a tease.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure he'll look bad to the people he cares about looking bad to
He can act like the defender who warned off a foreign aggressor? If Trump has any sense he can surely try and claim a diplomatic victory without forcing NK to carry on the charade of fighting talk? Neither of them want a war, they just don't want to lose face.

Ended up on the Hobbesian trap wiki page yesterday, probably because of this. These two don't seem quite like Kennedy and Khrushchev though.
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You sure about trump not wanting a war?
Seems like most prezies get to have one and would be a nice distraction from the investigations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely have no idea if he has a plan
Or is just coming out with lines he thinks sound good without consulting anyone first
 (horrid, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a link post After last week's short-lived hawk friday …
… this came on shuffle whilst driving. It's still one of my favourite tracks ever. After 5 minutes my wife was screaming for me to turn it off. Proof, if any were needed, that she takes different drugs to me.
(m.auron, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you say different drugs are you telling us that she isn't really your wife and the rohypnol had started to wear off

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, now you mention it
I did think it was odd that the screaming to turn it off sounded a bit like "let me go, you mad freak".
 (m.auron, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Yesterday was the anniversary of Calvert's death.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heading for the gods alone know where...

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Make A Blockbuster Movie Trailer

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor blimey, I can't wait for...
*INSERT EXACT RELEASE DATE*! Looks like it'll be *INSERT DIRECTOR*'s best film to date!
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Despite being absolutely shit
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Aug 2017, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post *INSERT DIRECTOR* is shit
He hasn't done anything good since *INSERT SECOND FILM BY *INSERT DIRECTOR**.
 (I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *refuses to watch for spoilers*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 12:48, , Reply)

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