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This is a link post Well hello there!
Skip to 1min, someone takes a peak inside.

Edit: well the preview gave the money shot away...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!
If that actually happened someone would surely have taken a piss off the cargo ramp.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's wrong
you piss yourself *before* you take off.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *does Attenborough voice*
And here, the young MiG, confused in its hunger, approaches the cargo plane in the hope of acquiring jet-milk. It is to be disappointed, however, as the mother-tanker is far away at this moment, and there is no sustenance to be had here.

(I accept no responsibility for upsetting anybody that actually knows about planes if it turns out that's actually a Sukhoi. My knowledge goes as far as "they look a bit similar but MiGs are generally smaller".)
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
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It's a Sukhoi SU-30
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post How to down a fighter jet with a screwdriver...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Russian fighter.
The pilot will have had seven screwdrivers before take off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post To push the pint glass of aerospace grade Vodka down.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 4:59, , Reply)
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The way it turns away is nice
 (Sherbs, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0/10 not as described
Barely any anal penetration at all, much less an entire mountain.

Could try harder.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Sixteen years
watching this place become increasingly right wing and cunt-filled. Here's to sixteen more, you horrible fuckers. It's my b3taday, fuck GC.
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
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Aye, you're right there. Have a click for a fab video and candles.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is terrible. It's getting as bad as the Britain First Facebook page.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
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Happy candles. Stay and fight. WE CAN WIN THIS.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the skin head tune!
Also if you don't like the demographic here, contribute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do, from time to time. Nothing much to say/add or share, mostly.
I mainly check quickly on my phone these days, and skip over any post that spills over the right hand border, they are cesspools not worth exploring, and seem to be the bulk of active conversation. I was, and am, here for the interesting and funny, not overt political twattery from any camp.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Homophobe.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
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Gai Bo!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
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Poof!
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
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Nonce!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
I like to think I mowed down as many whites as I did blacks. I mean, the Koreans did very badly out of the whole deal.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got an axe to grind with that Ban Ki Moon. He's got what's coming to him and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candlemass greetings!
16 hey? You're legal now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked and it's over 13 years for me
Jesus Christ
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candlesssss!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit! We're going to need a bigger candle holder.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOuTSBAWWA
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weird how of-their-time mashups now sound.
And happy candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad tidings of Tubular lighting, George
Certainly not a lurker. But when has having nothing to say been any reason not to post?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
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If you put that poisonous moron Prufrock on ignore, its pretty much like it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's put me on ignore.
Which is to say, he beat me to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Join the club
He has me on ignore too. Must be a very quiet board when he logs in
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Snow
Not sure if it's gc but it's that time of year
(Sherbs, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weheyy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-B7FPz59O8
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeee!
youtube.com/watch?v=WDCwMfUhv24
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
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Classic.. i like the young lady that tried to help
 (Sherbs, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite
Is the guy in the hi-vis who watches everyone fall over, then still walks straight through it and falls over.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Ready Player One Trailer
Steven Spielberg's latest film looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
It just looks like a special effects fest with a large dusting of pop culture references to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen this film but it seems so familiar I can't help but feel contempt for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consigned to the same fate as The Dark Tower.
Far too much source material to fit into one movie. Fans of the Novel will hate it for being so brutally abridged, and the story will be so condensed that folk unfamiliar with the Novel will have fuck-all idea what is going on.
The trailer looks okay, but the film itself will do terribly, MARK MY WORDS.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read but not seen Cloud Atlas, I get the same idea from a few reviews of that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kind of liked the Cloud Atlas movie
It was okay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Novel?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Novel
is worth a read. Excellent idea but the Author isn't really equipped to carry it through. He gets lost in a wankfest over the geeky minutiae of a very precise time period.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good to me

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be bothered to Google:
That's not a film aimed at adults, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've changed the tone since the last trailer I saw.
Don't see how many kids are going to understand all the pop culture references crowbared in and as an adult i'm bored stiff with the plucky poor kid against the evil mega corp story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hollow out your book and put a shiny beer mat inside!
there is no way that this can be anywhere near as good as the book - the cost
to license all the brands in the book alone would be staggeringly expensive. I would love to see Monty Python's Holy Grail smooshed in at the end though.
 (BadgeMan, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post painfyk

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a link post The ugliest man in Zimbabwe
"It is no doubt that there are extremes when it comes to self-loving."
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 10 Dec 2017, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’d be an also ran inPeacehaven

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't see anything for all crap on that site

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post useless without pics
great site though
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Probably GC.
Oh, it IS GC. Right. Well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably worth repeating
She let all of Gloucester down. Guantanamo is too good for the likes of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post the rise of the robots probably didn't start here
but history folks will be quoting it

AMIRIGHT!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post did make me chuckle I made this!

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
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it no workeeee.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook?
You did not make this. Stop taking credit for the hard work of Mark Zuckerberg. You've probably not even made something shit like b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 10 Dec 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi rob!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a link post The Curious Case of Miss Fanny Fust
Fanny Fust lol
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Yewtreed celeb dies in prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a publicity stunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a shame
In other news, I think it's snowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you 2016!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Max Stifford

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post \•/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Christmas charity appeal

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post my mum has alzheimers


And I found this very amusing.

Look, I'm well on the way too, all right. I forget stuff like what I did at the weekend. I don't care.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Brainz! NSFW
Very detailed description of a recently removed brain. I wouldn't watch this if you have a hangover.

Ah. Preview pic may be a bit of a problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's perfectly safe for work.
The kind of video that can encourage brainstorming and thinking out of the box.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preview is wrong but also right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Dec 2017, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Problem solved!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Hello!
Close shave
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more hellicopterz

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any killins' ?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Could have been worse
He could have been driving home for Christmas

 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or on the road to hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just heard...
Is he a gonner,rea ?
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like he didn't
dieha;rea
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not on the road to hell with L plates, even though its above average speed in rush hour.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
He may well be on his way to hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been worse
He could have been driving home for Christmas

 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, I neglected to follow the link...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post D613KDF?
I dont get it
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny ..and yet not funny
A couple of months old now but still scarily true, surely its all starting to unravel now for Fat Donny, aka Edward Tinyhands.
 (I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a link post The Shoebill
a prehistoric bird that is still around.. Fascinatingly bizarre..
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may remember it from shows such as Africa:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArjlPAU_X4
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is she trying to teach it how to poo?

(m.auron, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise it was that sort of video...I'm not clicking.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix
Liked. Kaufman, Carrey and Tony Clifton / good doc.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 9 Dec 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an amazing performance
He should have been oscar nominated.
Shame I've not got Netflix.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I *still* haven't watched Man on the Moon...
I generally don't like Jim Carrey's output, although I was impressed by his mostly understated performance in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (with his usual schtick reserved for a part in the film that worked well).

It's on my ever-expanding list of films to watch when I find the time and am not working, out boozing or sleeping...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i really enjoyed The Truman Show too

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to like that one more than I did...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't usually stand Carrey
but loved the Truman Show
 (horrid, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man on the Moon is brill.
Once you’ve experienced Toni Clifton, the world is never the same again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me, Myself & Irene
is a hoot

#justsayin
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was bloody good
Watched it a couple of days ago and it has been playing on my mind ever since. Made me think a great deal about what it means to be a human being and what my priorities should be.

This is getting a bit serious, so boobs.
 (spunkyD, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have much to learn
if you think being human is special.

You have much to learn

if you do not think being human is special.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
boobs
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post boobs are nice

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
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I like Jim Carrey when he does "proper acting". His usual OTT schtick is bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw it the other day
it was alright

Jim is proper mental though
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 10 Dec 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Jim
and on the whole, everything he has done has been excellent. Even his ace ventura stuff I actually like. it makes me laugh.

As for the man on the moon, I found myself catching it on BBC3 a few times after being in the pub, and found myself not liking it, but compelled to watch it. Even now, if it was on, id watch it, but not reallly enjoy it. But i think its more becuase it confuses me alot of the time, but i think its supposed to do that.

Becuase of this, i think the ^ movie should perhaps make alot of sense to me.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a link post CHRISFINITY I made this!
Taking Christmas to a whole new level.
(yamyumyer, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellente!
Reminded me of PWEI but with bells on
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post PWEI HERMAN?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a link post "Echo station 3-T-8, we have spotted Imperial walkers..."
How to Take Out AT-ATs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 11:56, , Reply)

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