quick hateful world cup thread
where will england end up? last 8? maybe all the way?
( $$ ✅, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:41, archived)

dunno

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:43, archived)

i cant wait, i'm going to watch every match, even live from the lake, this summer will be wonderful

( mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:50, archived)

don't much like soccer soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:52, archived)

Bloody football, roll on the rugby world cup! Mans game!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:53, archived)

yeah ... for men who like to share a bath and grapple one another between the legs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:08, archived)

sounds like a plan

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:08, archived)

implying that homosexuality makes you somehow less of a man

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:29, archived)

there's nothing necessarily homosexual about grappling with big burly men, you homophobe

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:03, archived)

Is this a support group for ex-cons, now?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:05, archived)

I was hoping it was hot sex chat for ex rugby players

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:09, archived)

*something about hookers*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:12, archived)

easy now
let's not turn this maul into a ruck
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:22, archived)

i'll put one right between your uprights

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:31, archived)

We'll do well to get out of the group.
Send our young lads (Shaw, Kane, Llalana, Sterling, Ox-Chamb, Baines etc) out there to get some experience. They'll get beaten too but at least we won't have wasted airfares on the likes of Fat Frank, Stevie G and Rooney.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:17, archived)

haha yeah, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:42, archived)

Oh come on
You said the exact same thing, word for fucking word, only last week.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11, archived)

haha yeah, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

God, I'm bored

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:15, archived)

haha ye... fuck it, i am too

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:20, archived)

something interesting is bound to happen soon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:22, archived)

someone might say 'bumholes' again

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:25, archived)

At a rough guess, I'd say they'll end up in Rio.
Beyond that, I couldn't really give a shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:26, archived)

theyll only win one group match

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:29, archived)

plum last and hopefully everyone will shut the fuck up about england ever winning anything in football again and the whole sport disappears up dyke's bottom

( sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:36, archived)

Yeah, that'll happen.
I made the mistake of wearing an Italian football top during the World Cup, once. I was "persuaded" to go topless by a group of red-faced fatties..
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:53, archived)

gawd luv english football fans

( sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

"Persuaded", yeah right.
We know you Emm Emm, We've all seen you after you've had a couple of Barcardi Breezers. Kit off and twerking and gyrating away.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 11:33, archived)

I'm not even going to bother trying to deny this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:53, archived)

i.imgur.com/eex9OPf.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:12, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:32, archived)

I can help.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:14, archived)

BUMHOLES
I mean, morning
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:40, archived)

Unconceivable, unbelievable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:49, archived)

I do not think it means what you think it means

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:51, archived)

no it does I checked on wiki

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:52, archived)

a good point well made.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:58, archived)

well I am an academic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:00, archived)

ey!

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:53, archived)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:59, archived)

alright mr lovely xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:56, archived)

pigfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:59, archived)

hey, where's the beautiful human being we all love and respect, hmm?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:01, archived)

alright
I am watching the X Files movie, hardcore me
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:09, archived)

Not ony have I never seen the film
I've never watched a single episode of the show! Imagine that!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:21, archived)

that's really easy to imagine
hardly italic worthy
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:52, archived)

Man, I must be losing my touch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:52, archived)

better listen to some stan bush

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:56, archived)

Nice
If I could go back in time, I'd totally be in a 80's power ballad group. I'd need some hair though. And a shit load of spandex.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:58, archived)

that is literally all you need to be in an 80's power ballad group, yes

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:18, archived)

that song starts playing just at the moment when hot rodimus touches the boy's winky up on the cliff

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:18, archived)

That is a dirty, dirty film.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:23, archived)

rodimus was such a wanker
ultra magnus should have got the matrix of leadership
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:33, archived)

alright there, great day, got my eye on an auction at christies starting soon

( mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:24, archived)

i've only ever been to two real life auctions
and one of them I was half cut and where all the regulars were bidding with subtle nods and winks I was waving my little number card and saying 'me me me!'

I'm well good at auctions.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:31, archived)

i like to mouth the amount at the auctioneer, although this is an online auction in geneve

( mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:35, archived)

you're a man of means and leisure
you should just hop on a plane to Switzerland
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:48, archived)

do you know what the best thing about switzerland is?
neither do i but the flag is a big plus
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, archived)

alright, flapjack

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:57, archived)

4eva in are harts

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:58, archived)

i forgot the auction was on, and it is not quite the thing i am looking for, maybe next time

( mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:19, archived)

yes yes yes good morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:46, archived)

what up tangles

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:48, archived)

I'm feeling good, I'm feeling so fine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:54, archived)

until tomorrow?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:58, archived)

it's too early to speculate at the moment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:59, archived)

i don't know how you keep making this mistake
those two words don't even sound the BUMHOLES
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:48, archived)

I'm mourning my bumhole

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:50, archived)

Congratulations on winning Eurovision by the way

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:52, archived)

i love watching eurovision
but i didn't get to this year because my stupid brother was having his stupid wedding. some people, eh?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, archived)

What an inconsiderate prick
But seriously, a wedding is a blessed event and I hope he and his partner enjoy many years of wedded bliss.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:56, archived)

me too
i don't know her that well but she seems nice enough. plus, i got a free suit out of it so that's cool
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:57, archived)

You got to keep the suit?
That's pretty cool. Unless it's got tails and all that jazz. Sends out an odd message wearing a suit like that to a job interview.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:59, archived)

I had a job that required me to wear a morning suit once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:01, archived)

Undercover cop?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:02, archived)

shh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:03, archived)

i was a groomsman, innit
no it's quite a nice contemporary looking suit
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:01, archived)

Nice
So are you coming round again soon, or what?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:03, archived)

never invited :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:05, archived)

you're not very local
but if you're in the area, you're very welcome to come to two hats' place
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:12, archived)

still it's nice to be invited

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:20, archived)

you seem alright
i'd let you buy me a pint one day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:32, archived)

YES!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:36, archived)

You know where I live, come on over

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:43, archived)

Wait, are you Dave's brother?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:58, archived)

i don't think so but i haven't got the dna evidence to prove it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:59, archived)

I suppose it's possible that more than one wedding took place on Saturday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:00, archived)

you're such a progressive thinker, t

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:02, archived)

I once went to the wrong wedding because there were two taking place in the same venue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:05, archived)

were you in a sitcom at the time?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:33, archived)

I don't think so, although there was a guy with a camera there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:37, archived)

dave's not here man!
haha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:59, archived)

haha like that thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:00, archived)

How's your music, Tangs?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:01, archived)

really quite enjoyable at the moment
might take it out to show some yam-yams next month
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:03, archived)

did it die?
that would explain the stench
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:52, archived)

Yeah
Turns out it was feline AIDS
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:53, archived)

curiosity killed the cat

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:13, archived)

Dear Europe,
I hope you're pleased with yourself after allowing that judge from Dancing On Ice to win this year's Eurovision Song Contest, all he had to do was put on a wig, pretend he's Austrian, and let him sing like a complete tranny.

I guess The Netherlands really didn't deserve it this year, did they?

Yours Sincerely,

Everyone Else
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:32, archived)

are you Nick Griffin?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:34, archived)

what happened to him? he was funny, it's all ukip these days

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:44, archived)

he turned up on b3ta/talk using transphobic hate speech to push his anti-europe agenda
apparently, i dunno, he's still an MEP and recently had his Twitter account hacked in an amusing way.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:46, archived)

Have you got him in your loft?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 23:57, archived)

A complete tranny would probably have bothered to shave.
Looks like you're confusing transsexuals with drag acts.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:51, archived)

Israel is my favourite European country.
Did Dana International make you cross, too?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:55, archived)

wait until he finds out about Boy George

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:05, archived)

it'll be tears before bedtime,
and then wanks
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:08, archived)

Over Marilyn Manson no doubt.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 0:00, archived)

We don't really mind Boy George nowadays, we just look back and laugh, it was all fun.

Besides, Karma Chameleon wasn't all that bad.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:18, archived)

We?
Are you the Queen?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

He's A queen...

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 0:00, archived)

haha BRILLIANT

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:37, archived)

Meh.
I didn't watch Eurovision because:
1 I'm not a woman.
2 I'm straight.
3 I was watching SEND MORE PARAMEDICS!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 23:59, archived)

^ This
Although, I didn't watch Send More Paramedics. In fact, I couldn't give a toss for most of Eurovision. Only things in a nutshell.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:11, archived)

is mgt ok?
bit worried about the thing in the loft
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:15, archived)

i'm alright just now,
it's not long after dark though let's see if i survive the night
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:16, archived)

Meh, we got squirrels in the loft at my digs, and there's a cat gets up there sometimes too.
Sounds like they're wearing bovver boots sometimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 May 2014, 0:02, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:02, archived)

my neighbour always puts my bins out for me.

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:04, archived)

haha, yeah, neighbour

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:07, archived)

bin fairy?

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:10, archived)

i hope you buy them the odd bottle of wine to say thank you

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:38, archived)

NEVER!

(CrassWar, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:03, archived)

okay fine i was only trying to help

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:44, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:37, archived)

alright mongy my good fellow

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:40, archived)

sweet as, this is quite interesting as a historical guide
www.hodinkee.com/blog/on-the-block-rolex-monoblocco-chronograph-used-in-the-real-life-great-escape
( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:41, archived)

they don't make watches like they used to
look at all them cogs
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:48, archived)

they do, bloody expensive tho for a watch with many complications

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:51, archived)

yeah in them days though everyone had a watch like that cos it was the only kind,
not like now, the modern days aren't like the old days it's all different i don't know what to make of it it's a crying shame
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:53, archived)

there's definitely something in the loft

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:55, archived)

christmas decoratiomns?

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:02, archived)

no mongy,
something living
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:03, archived)

if it is a rodent get it killed or out, they chew cables

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:04, archived)

don't know what it is,
might be birds.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:05, archived)

why would birds go in your loft?

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:11, archived)

to get out of the rain
i don't know i've no idea what birds like. why would rodents go up there? more to the point how would they get up there, birds can fly so that's easy to imagine.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:14, archived)

rodents climb you nob

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:29, archived)

all the way up to the roof of a house?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:31, archived)

easy, especially squirells

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:41, archived)

oh shit yeah, squirrels,
there are loads of them round here, i never think of them as rodents though but they are i just checked.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:43, archived)

these days watches just have one great big cog,
but it's all miniature and that so you cannot see it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:51, archived)

automatic watches are covered by the weight yeah, manual wind aint tho

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:59, archived)

ey!

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:56, archived)

hiya

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:00, archived)

A wanker's review of Frank.
Saw Frank the other day, this dickhead called Michael Basshunter was playing as Frank Sidebottom, with the big paper mache head and everything, but he doesn't even pull off a Mancunian accent and his nose isn't blocked so he can't do the funny voice thing, he doesn't even act like he's from Manchester, he acts like he's from fucking America! Frank Sidebottom wasn't American! This film was shit, they didn't do Frank proper justice...although I want to fuck Maggie Gyllenhaal now, she looks well fit.

1/5 stars, THIS FILM'S BOLLOCKS!
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:48, archived)

Disclaimer:
I actually DID LIKE Frank, the story was really good, as well as funny and sad at times. Michael Fassbender actually did a nice job being Frank...even though he wasn't playing as a Mancunian, but I can see through that.

I didn't really find Maggie that arousing though.

Anyways, thanks.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:50, archived)

Are you still being a wanker now?

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:00, archived)

i never got frank sidebottom, think it was a northern thing

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:59, archived)

I am northern and I don't get Frank Sidebottom

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:03, archived)

i think you're missing the point if you think there's something to be got

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:05, archived)

was it not supposed to be funny or interesting or anything?

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:07, archived)

it's not "supposed" to be anything,
it simply is. Accept the mystery.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:09, archived)

i dont like it either

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:14, archived)

what you like has nothing to do with it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:18, archived)

:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:19, archived)

it appears frank sidebottom insists upon itself

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:20, archived)

someone does, i blame all that populol power

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:22, archived)

that was a long time ago

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:23, archived)

ima put my new joggers on and ignore her

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:30, archived)

*solidarity fives*

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:32, archived)

sorted, these are some nice joggers

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:36, archived)

mine have got fleece in i dont think they can be topped tbh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:45, archived)

these are fleece on the inside, and only 15 quid, i got two pair coz you could feel the quality on the hanger

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:46, archived)

shut up are they fleecy matalan ones, mine are matalan off the hanger, no folded in a pile jobs ta

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:48, archived)

nah we aint got a matalan, these are from tk maxx, i love a bit of tk maxx me

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:52, archived)

you have to dig for that stuff tho, i aint got time for digging im in and out bosh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:53, archived)

i just scan the rails of my size, i got time aint i, quite the window shopper me now

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:58, archived)

bet you still dont do markets tho, bet those are still off the menu

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:58, archived)

i do the lot now, when i aint fishing i'm pottering around

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:02, archived)

its like i dont even know you any more

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:02, archived)

old and dull aint i

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:06, archived)

Ok, I have no idea what the hell's going on this side, but all of a sudden this conversation just swerved to a whole new direction.
O_O
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:37, archived)

i hope youre happy with what youve started

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:40, archived)

Actually, I'm pretty neutral when it comes to average or mediocre threads and discussions like this. So whatever.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:43, archived)

what are your favorite colour joggers tho?

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:49, archived)

What the fuck are joggers?
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:56, archived)

lycos it

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:59, archived)

haha you can get mens skinny fit ones now wtf is the world coming to

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:02, archived)

it's austerity isn't it,
saves on cloth
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:12, archived)

austerity, i was looking at million pound watches earlier, there must be people buying them as they make loads of them

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:22, archived)

most people are poorer
but there are more billionaires.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:25, archived)

i want to be a billionaire, so freeking bad

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:29, archived)

that's part of the problem with aspiration nation,
it's broken working class solidarity, no-one will vote for taxing the rich because they all hope they'll be billionaires some day and it will affect them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:36, archived)

if they wont tax companies it is a bit much taxing peoples personal wealth

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:42, archived)

there's no wealth but personal wealth

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 21:32, archived)

ffs, as if joggers aint clingy anyway

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:12, archived)

so it is supposed to be a mystery, i don't get it, perhaps because i don't care, and it was nothern

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:21, archived)

stop trying to "get" it
that's the problem with you Western Imperialists, you're always trying to control everything, to force everything into neat categories so you can plan and organise, to impose your will onto nature.

Just let it go and accept the giant papier-mache head.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:24, archived)

"Western Imperialists"?

Okay, woah there Mr. Dictator. lol

I apologise for getting all up in your artistic surrealism grill. No need to go pull a demonstration on us, let's just be cool here. XD
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:42, archived)

"Western Imperialists"?

Okay, woah there Mr. Dictator. lol

I apologise for getting all up in your artistic surrealism grill. No need to go pull a demonstration on us, let's just be cool here. XD

fuck off mgt
( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:48, archived)

frank sidebottom is an abstract concept

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:26, archived)

^this^

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:28, archived)

duly noted

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:23, archived)

Cheers
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:29, archived)

How's the lawn?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 19:51, archived)

shitty

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:38, archived)

I just saw Rick Witter buying groceries in Tesco.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:49, archived)

The geezer from Shed Seven?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:50, archived)

the very same

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:52, archived)

I was once lifted out of a muddy puddle by Kelly Jones.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:38, archived)

were you raped first?

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:43, archived)

Pissed at the Leeds festival, I forget what year, torrential rain
And I mean serious mud fest, running back to the tent with the Girlfriend and slipped down a muddy slope, dragged her down with me. Guy runs over throws out his hand I take it he gets us both on our feet pulls his good back to ask if we are alright, and there looking back at me is Kelly Jones. He than ran off.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:57, archived)

pure envy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:47, archived)

dunno who that is Dozer.
I saw Send More Paramedics in That London last night. It was EXCELLENT.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 16:51, archived)

I saw Pulled Apart By Horses last weekend
They were alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:53, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 16:59, archived)

I once saw Steve Coogan buying a newspaper back in the late 90s

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:59, archived)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:39, archived)

don't know who that is soz

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:37, archived)

I once got a signed photograph from Leslie Crowther
from The Price Is Right
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:12, archived)

how much do you think it's worth?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:15, archived)

Dunno
I wrote to them asking for a pic of the hot girls and they sent me that instead. I was gutted :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:37, archived)

what did he buy then dont leave us hanging man

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:42, archived)

furniture polish, bread, milk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:44, archived)

where did you follow him to next?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:46, archived)

Good Morning ladies and gents!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:29, archived)

alright poo bear

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:33, archived)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:33, archived)

Afternoon surely

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:34, archived)

Afternoon bummo
who here's watching the F1?
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:37, archived)

Might do. All depends.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:44, archived)

I'm going to the juicer to watch the footballs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:57, archived)

is there a televised match today?

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:00, archived)

just a few

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:02, archived)

i suppose because it is a sunday 3pm kick off not saturday the same fa rules dont apply

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:05, archived)

last day of the regular season is always the same
Think derby Brighton is on later
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:30, archived)

if i was the old bill i'd stop that black bloke, no way that's his merc

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:00, archived)

eat shirt monkeyfarmer

(#1, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:25, archived)

hello

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:01, archived)

morning

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:40, archived)

Do you have a flag?

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 8:55, archived)

not at the moment i don't think

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:05, archived)

Than I shall rule you

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:14, archived)

good luck with that, i'm revolting

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:28, archived)

You cannot without a flag

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:36, archived)

I'll have a look for you.

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:14, archived)

and you too

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:15, archived)

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:34, archived)

Sorry, I don't smoke

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:50, archived)

Yeah a big rainbow one that says 'drunksteve is a gay prick'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:08, archived)

I have one of those as well.

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:23, archived)

It was approved
I give no fuck.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:28, archived)

You know how I know you're drunksteve?
Because you just professed your love for glans-on-prostate action
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:51, archived)

it happens

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:54, archived)

but, more importantly, do you have a flag?

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:08, archived)

Explain

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

You must have a flag
I posted my flag on the main board. Without flag, I rule, the end.

Edit: Any flag ya want too, just so long as it's of the world owning type.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:17, archived)

I'd have thought that a majority share of military power combined with such diplomatic skill that you never need use it would be a better measure of who 'rules' than a bit of cloth on a stick, but each to their own

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:24, archived)

^hippy

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:42, archived)

You can't have a hippy racist, make your mind up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:45, archived)

^ dictator

( mongychops, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:46, archived)

+on

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:28, archived)

No.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:40, archived)

It's all going off in here.
The Doveston made a non morning thread. Other than that pretty fucking dull. Thank god for the Doveston our saviour. Someone kill me
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:13, archived)

Kill yourself you lazy prick.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 11 May 2014, 2:04, archived)

Lazy? Explain you fucking hound

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 3:11, archived)

sometimes i think i am so funny

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:40, archived)

what do you think the rest of the time?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:41, archived)

and what happens next

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:41, archived)

I just think you're a cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

i've had that screamed at me before pointing that out as some sort of flaw

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

Delusion
Is a safety net
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:45, archived)

Okay.

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:49, archived)

so who is going to win?

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:48, archived)

liverpool
but man city really.
( $$ ✅, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:54, archived)

wouldn't work, scousers are only happy moaning

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:59, archived)

If it gets to half time tomorrow and it's 0-0 man city might just might fuck up
If so us scousers will be made up and stop moping about Hillsborough for a day or two.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:03, archived)

it's all over, liverpool bottled it, never mind, 20 odd more years of going on awaits

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:07, archived)

Massively, hugely bottled it.
Can't lose a 3-0 lead in 10 minutes and be so delusional to believe they could win the league.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:10, archived)

they have had that 'we will score one more than you' style all season

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:21, archived)

And it's come back to bite us.
In all honesty I don think there is one liverpool fan who could truly say they thought we would be anywhere near the top of the league this season.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:39, archived)

i don't know what that means soz

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:55, archived)

that's you at the front, holding everyone back
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27356252
( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:05, archived)

the one in the chair, last picture, it dont link properly

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:08, archived)

You're all winners in my books

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:56, archived)

hahaha yeah

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:59, archived)

<s>n</s> e

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, archived)

bless you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:26, archived)

austria or the guy with the bags or the johnny cash motherfucker

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:12, archived)

I really wanted Poland to win
No ulterior motive behind this honest
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:18, archived)

yep i wanted poland, bag guy, johnny cash, the woman with the beard or the 90s plinky shit to win

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, archived)

any one im easy tbh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, archived)

I've been laughing my socks off during the whole thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:23, archived)

theres something for everyone.
but not me, no vikings this year
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:25, archived)

I like how nobody really voted for France
it's not like they would do anything about it anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:28, archived)

hold up, what's this going on here, did the beard girl win?

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:23, archived)

girl?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:24, archived)

i dunno what it is

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:25, archived)

yer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:24, archived)

what is it with the public and voting for trannys eh

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:26, archived)

it was one of the best tbh, pure bond film

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:26, archived)

i'll see it now i suppose

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:29, archived)

yay!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:31, archived)

are we sure that aint cheryl cole

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:31, archived)

haha where was this comment on my fb euro thread man?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:34, archived)

i aint been looking, every cunts been arguing all over it

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:38, archived)

true

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

they can't just enjoy the internet

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:48, archived)

we only get it once a year, dont begrudge us that luxury dg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:52, archived)

We are unity and we are unstoppable

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:29, archived)

we are unonymous

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:33, archived)

surely you mean Polymorphous

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:36, archived)

There are no winners

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:22, archived)

Austria won :{))))

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:24, archived)

kings xi punjab

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:36, archived)

lordi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:37, archived)

^racist

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:39, archived)

I prefer 'british and proud'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 0:06, archived)

Nazi Germany

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:40, archived)

Hello Monty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:41, archived)

Anyone watching this hilarious eurovision
Poland have just done some filthy dirty big bapped sex rap
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:48, archived)

i'm not no, this forum used to go nuts when eurovision was on

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:50, archived)

I'll keep you updated.
There is currently an austrian drag act on who would actually look like a fit woman but he has a full blown beard
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:54, archived)

sexy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:55, archived)

i saw that on the news
bargin this, do i take a punt tho


www.chrono24.com/en/rolex/16550-explorer-ii-vintage-modell-cream-dial-mit-origbox--id2745583.htm
( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

Thats a nice bit of kit if your into your rolexes
Personal preference I like the old dress Omegas but yeah that is a good deal if thats genuine.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:07, archived)

i can't see how it cant be real, it obvs doesn't have rolex paper but they can be got with a service, but it could be a good investment, i wouldn't wear it, don't like the look of the explorers at all

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:09, archived)

Yeah true. Love the daytonas they do.
One day I want a cartier pascha though
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:13, archived)

looks nice, there is a white faced paneri marina i really like the look of, i fancy a slightly large white faced every day watch, not too dressy

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:25, archived)

^ racist

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:30, archived)

woah, i sporting a black face today

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:31, archived)

Al Johnsonlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:34, archived)

it's bollocks, ultimately

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:54, archived)

i've never found it that funny

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

I fucking love Poland this year.

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:09, archived)

I second this motion

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:14, archived)

Polish rappers with tits almost out
does tick a lot of boxes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:25, archived)

I am watching Richard Ayoade film The Double.
It's very fucking good. Also took 5 Viagra last night so can't answer the door.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:40, archived)

what op are you having?

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:41, archived)

full castration hopefully

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:49, archived)

he's probably a bit irritable at the mo, getting a bit testy I bet

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:55, archived)

It was shite V.
Untrusted source.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:04, archived)

Nose job.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:04, archived)

love that gear.
I get it free on the nhs after my op cos they fucked up some nerves. Yeah what op?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:45, archived)

And jesus christ why 5!!???

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:45, archived)

One for every centimetre?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:48, archived)

Well I took 1 but I was on massive drugs.
Then took another and then half, then the other half and then before I knew it 5.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:05, archived)

pirates of the caribbean is on BBC3 so no

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:42, archived)

I just realised that Mila Kunis is an anagram of I milk anus
What revelations have you had in the last 24 hours
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:50, archived)

That Kiefer Sutherland was having guitar lessons
round the corner from my mums house while he was filming 24.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 10 May 2014, 15:54, archived)

does he do a lot of guitar playing in the series?
I've not seen an episode, but he always seems to be a bit frantic in the ads to engage in any slow jamming sets
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:56, archived)

He's been playing guitar for decades
Why was he getting lessons so recently I wonder
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:45, archived)

as an alibi to cover a rape is the only rational explanation

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:56, archived)

OMG fucking amazing ahhahahaha

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:58, archived)

actually it was pretty easy. the words are almost staring you in th..oh, you're being sarcastic

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:00, archived)

no seriously I pissed myself lol

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:46, archived)

where did the 2nd L go?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:02, archived)

two hats' lawn

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:13, archived)

*edits*
what second L?
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:33, archived)

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOL

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:45, archived)

lent it to L Cool J

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:27, archived)

You have won a prize!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:51, archived)

ive realised that im old now and i totally dont have to eat the crusts if i dont want to

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:32, archived)

reading this and verruca salt is singing on 5* lols

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:40, archived)

gooses geeses i want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:46, archived)

there's me singing along and miss rolling her eyes

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:49, archived)

getting big now aint they

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:51, archived)

secondary school september innit, old dad is old

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:54, archived)

time makes you bolder, even children get older, and im getting older too

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:58, archived)

i'd rather jack

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:17, archived)

too retro for me, all that neon does me in

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:39, archived)

poor neons :(

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:48, archived)

Trouncing Soviet Nooses
is an anagram of Eurovision Song Contest. Also, Counting Soviets Sooner.

Explain THAT.
( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:05, archived)

you're a prick?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:56, archived)

Hahaha brilliant
Get it?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:16, archived)

no
soz
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:25, archived)

alright mgt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:29, archived)

alright

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:30, archived)

What are you up to this fine Saturday?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:30, archived)

just back from the farmers' market,
going out tonight though for a sort of B3ta mini-bash that hardly anyone can turn up to.

So basically just going to the pub.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:32, archived)

sounds like a good day
Congrats on owning the popular page.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:33, archived)

yeah err thanks
you can all stop clicking my posts now
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:34, archived)

I do wonder how long it will last

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:38, archived)

I wish I could be on the popular page
I feel it's my true calling in life
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:55, archived)

pigfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:56, archived)

i would be glad to hand over the baton,
but i have to warn you, it's tough at the top
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:02, archived)

alright two hats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:28, archived)

how do you make an apple puff?
chase it around the garden!
( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:30, archived)

How do you make a no apple turnover?

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:40, archived)

use pears

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:44, archived)

no she went of her own accord
( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:52, archived)

prod it on the shoulder and say "Wake up, I need to tell you something Pear"

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:58, archived)

haha yeah

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:42, archived)

Help, how on earth do I blag shutting up my shop and going home to bed?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:00, archived)

Let one rip and say there's a gas leak? A burst sewage main?
Or that you've inadvertently reawakened a nameless eldritch horror from its aeon-long slumber.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:07, archived)

This would be a winner, but they all know me and my bag tricks

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:59, archived)

blow the main fuse

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:15, archived)

Tempting, how does one blow a fuse?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:59, archived)

stick your cock in a mains socket

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:05, archived)

just do it, who's gonna check?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:16, archived)

say you've got problems "downstairs"
people won't ask questions, that's enough detail for anyone
( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:36, archived)

Haha always a winner that one!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:58, archived)

When in doubt, get your dick out.

( $$ ✅, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7731674
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:37, archived)

if it's your shop surely you can shut whenever the fuck you want

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:43, archived)

Nah not my shop, sorry office. Big company. They would find out

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:58, archived)

put your bed in your shop, sleep there
AICMFP
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:34, archived)

Let the shop and your bed become part of the same thing
and just find somewhere comfortable to have a snooze...is there anything better than being paid to sleep?
( Glovington, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:37, archived)

Just tell your shop it doesn't know what it's talking about.
Then go home to bed.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:38, archived)

Pull yourself together you needy fucking weakling.
If you can't hear your blood rushing through your head, you're not working hard enough.
( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:53, archived)

fake having a period by squeezing live hamster blood onto your pants

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:55, archived)

alright spastics
operation on friday. scared.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 3:46, archived)

man up you faggot

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:09, archived)

Ha now you see
I just got into bed after having massive drugs. My better half has been asleep for about 7 hours, she said "what took you so long?"

I said sorry I was having a shit on Two Hats lawn.

It didn't go down too well. I was also wearing her knickers around my head and waving the Virgin media box as a wand at the time.

Almost completely 100% true
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:23, archived)

When I say almost I mean 100 AND 20% true
Like on Britain's got talent those cunts can't maths for food the ugly generic rubbercunted acid wombed splashbacks
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:25, archived)

go to sleep, i'm not expert but i think you are having a funny turn

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:29, archived)

I don't perform that way bro.
I can handle my sways.

However I could do with real advice from you. My guy keeps telling me the cheddar he is giving me is caramel creme. Which is complete horse water as the the only place I have ever had that is in New York.

But he knows I have no sense of smell or taste which in a fucked up way does impede my ability to get stoned. So how do I tell?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:32, archived)

if it is, and i doubt it for comercial reasons there will not be enough of it to last for long

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:43, archived)

I don't know what any of this means but it sounds like gay slang

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:33, archived)

he's had a funny turn

( mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:49, archived)

That's gay slang for 'a fat willy up the bumhole', I heard.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:08, archived)

hi ya

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:05, archived)

yeah

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:10, archived)

soz

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:24, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:27, archived)

not sure, really. s'pose so. you?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:30, archived)

Yeah pub downstairs is still serving me despite me being a twat last night

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:41, archived)

hating yourself is so hard to do

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:45, archived)

wot

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:54, archived)

fuck off

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:55, archived)

that may have come across as a bit harsh - that was not my intention.

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:08, archived)

No probs

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:02, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdELzBV9pyo
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:26, archived)

ya hi

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:58, archived)

boo yaka sha

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:03, archived)

shake it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:59, archived)

kinky

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:03, archived)

anyone coming up the juicer?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:56, archived)

on a friday? bit old fashioned

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

nah, tee total aint i

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:11, archived)

Are you absolutely sure that you're not recovering?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 9 May 2014, 21:22, archived)

i shouldn't think i still have a hangover

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:32, archived)

Twelve-stepper.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 9 May 2014, 21:57, archived)

liike i could be bothered going to meetings

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:01, archived)

and oi, i was nice about you earlier, i shant bother in the future thats for sure

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:02, archived)

leave it mongy, he's not worth it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:29, archived)

i got my juice in the sideboard here

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:43, archived)

I DON'T CARE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:28, archived)

Only fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots go to the juicer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:15, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK
you illiterate apostrophe user.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:28, archived)

sounds a bit rude
boko harem know how to party, they've nicked all the young poon tang their tongues can handle the lucky scamps
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:45, archived)

Bokko is all about the game, none of this stupid asian dancing shit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:47, archived)