if god doesn't exist then where do angels go when they die?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:02, archived)

same place they were before they were born

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:22, archived)

Denver?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:27, archived)

i barely know her

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:32, archived)

if God doesn't exist then why are vampires scared of crucifixes?
EXPLAIN THAT ONE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:29, archived)

they're muslims

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:37, archived)

Nah man, I reckon biting people in the neck and sucking the blood has got to be a pretty haram snack.
They're more like Scientologists if you think about it.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:21, archived)

because they're fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:37, archived)

and muslim

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:46, archived)

that's what I said

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:47, archived)

They're not, they're repelled by faith.
This is how Sorin managed to escape being bitten. Even though he was an atheist he used his soviet uniform badge in lieu of a crucifix and his faith in the revolution formed a psychic barrier.
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:43, archived)

sprudge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:03, archived)

Fucking hell

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:11, archived)

Juan Pablo Sorín?

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:18, archived)

Captain Sorin.
tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Sorin
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:24, archived)

Fucking hell.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:43, archived)

Is he from Harry Potter?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:54, archived)

you're probably thinking of Sauron from Star Wars II: Days of Future Past.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:37, archived)

don't they turn in to church bells or something?

( HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:04, archived)

who said god doesn't exist? pricks

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:07, archived)

If god doesn't exist then where does the sun go at night time?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:11, archived)

the sun doesn't exist either, you gullible tit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:12, archived)

It does too
I read a pamphlet on it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:14, archived)

that was a packet of pop tarts

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:43, archived)

AT LEAST I'M READING SOMETHING

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:51, archived)

they become humans

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:13, archived)

what I'm saying here, right, is that our mortal plain is to heaven what hell is to us

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:14, archived)

deep, man. deep

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:17, archived)

i prefer mortal cheese and onion

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:34, archived)

well, shit.
i know i said i like getting on the popular page for no reason but this is ridiculous, you know you can have too much of a good thing.

Be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:53, archived)

^ YET MORE FISHING

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:55, archived)

not even,
i'm actually honestly baffled right now.

Did someone set up a bot or something, that clicks everything i post automatically?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:56, archived)

I'm saying nothing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:30, archived)

well it's all go here today isn't it,
still no-one else got on the popular page though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:35, archived)

I don't think anyone else is worthy.

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, archived)

why is the sig line on your 'hello' post shorter than the others, it's driving my OCD up the wall

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, archived)

It's just you
Looks fine to me.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45, archived)

because of the time having one fewer digit in it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:47, archived)

might put this on the features request bit
what kind of shit 24 hour clock doesn't include leading zeroes
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:50, archived)

one less digit in the time innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:47, archived)

FEWER

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:48, archived)

shut up mgt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:54, archived)

go fuck yourself

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:56, archived)

^upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:59, archived)

i've had enough of all the racism on here so let's try and fix things, whats your favourite race?
and why?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:13, archived)

Basmati

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:17, archived)

niggers

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:22, archived)

I've just bought a new bedside light, panic over

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:39, archived)

and they only charged me for the lamp, 149p, I can't spend my money I just get more : (

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:41, archived)

i don't know, soz.

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:25, archived)

The 100m Sprint

( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:25, archived)

Theres so much build up and anticipation, then its all over in 10 seconds
much like my sex life
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:27, archived)

And the black guy comes first, second and third?

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:28, archived)

Only when we're playing soggy biscuit

( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:29, archived)

I like coming last
as usually by that time in the evening i'm quite hungry
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:31, archived)

the ones that open up sideways

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:28, archived)

I like the ones on Mars with the three tits.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:30, archived)

The one-eyed bloke was him out of Breaking Bad.
TRUFAX
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:35, archived)

Oh yeah, cool, nice! I know the one!











I haven't watched any of it, yet. Sorry
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:29, archived)

white people are pretty good imho

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:34, archived)

^this
never had a problem with white people unless they were Jewish
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:35, archived)

Or gay.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:30, archived)

or women

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:51, archived)

obviously
not the women
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:25, archived)

The Real Automóvil Club de España
No why.
( Zuowan, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:41, archived)

the human race, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:54, archived)

Harley.
Didn't we do this thread yesterday?
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:02, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:30, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:06, archived)

egg and spoon
due to the associated cockney rhyming slang
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:06, archived)

BOP BOP DING DING

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:11, archived)

blowjob

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:37, archived)

goldfinger's OTHER servant

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:40, archived)

dunno what that is soz

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:00, archived)

Remember when b3ta was so popular that it'd crash, every a Friday afternoon?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:04, archived)

And flounces. You hardly see them these days.
I love a good flounce.
( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:07, archived)

why don't you just fuck off

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:10, archived)

^err mods, bully

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:11, archived)

i'm going to allow it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:02, archived)

tekkers

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:18, archived)

fuck that shit i just broke my bedside light :'(

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:12, archived)

no

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:13, archived)

I do.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:18, archived)

Great days

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:23, archived)

Sorry only just started hanging out with the cool kids in /talk.
Been lurking for ages innit
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:20, archived)

yeah we're all dead cool
I'm typing this from my yacht in the middle of Barcelona
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:24, archived)

can I be Roger, the cabin boy?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:35, archived)

Or Seaman Stains?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:35, archived)

Or Fuck the Cat?

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:27, archived)

Vaginas.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:30, archived)

Oh Rdli, what have you done?...
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:01, archived)

Can you guess what it is yet?
That's right, my cock.
( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:18, archived)

never liked him

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:26, archived)

It's times like this, I'm thankful for the b3ta dictionary.
And also that my parents never socialised with any public figures.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:40, archived)

Please let it be lies
Oh Rolf...
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:42, archived)

abergavenny tonight, milton keynes tomorrow
what amazing places are you going to visit this weekend?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:30, archived)

Coventry for an ex-b3tan birthday.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:35, archived)

enjoy the b4sh

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:37, archived)

will do xxx

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:39, archived)

Hmm small world

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:38, archived)

40 thousand kilometres around the fat bit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:40, archived)

Relatively tiny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:40, archived)

compared to yur mum, yeah

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:41, archived)

Bit mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:42, archived)

i know

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:45, archived)

i know bluestar and folds five used to live there, neptune also lives there but thankfully he still posts

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:45, archived)

I do an' all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:47, archived)

is shambles going to your birthday party?

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:53, archived)

I don't even have an birthday this weekend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:55, archived)

then i'm not sure it is you

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:55, archived)

I'll look out for him anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:57, archived)

i'd be on my guard too

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:58, archived)

yerr ... it's one of them

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:54, archived)

:( sadtimes i thought me and neps were forum chums

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:55, archived)

Pretty sure it's one of the other ones
I think I have a mutual friend with one of them
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:01, archived)

it's one of the other two

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:19, archived)

I bet it's Jacob Dyer

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:00, archived)

work saturday and hangover land sunday

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:38, archived)

if you drink guiness does your bag look black the following day?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:42, archived)

i need to investigate this, this shall be saturdays experiment

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:49, archived)

pictures!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:54, archived)

Leamington tonight, Stoneleigh tomorrow
S'gonna be amazing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:43, archived)

you going to the same b4sh as shambles?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:54, archived)

never invited :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:56, archived)

dunno yet, depends on what plans my children have for this weekend

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:44, archived)

my mind

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:51, archived)

Probably go shopping for a bathroom cabinet, or something.
Negotiated a discount on my phone contract, so can afford to splash out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:57, archived)

Staying in for Eurovision on Saturday night (GO TEAM GB),
then going to at least one boot fair on Sunday, possibly followed by lunch in some country pub.
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:59, archived)

Though as we can't vote for ourselves, I'm backing Poland's entry this year.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:00, archived)

Which country?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:01, archived)

I doub't we'll leave England.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:12, archived)

It's fucking lunch up in here!

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:10, archived)

MONO'S BUMHOLE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:11, archived)

with a few onions?

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:12, archived)

Gonz cooking for you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:20, archived)

In spirit

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:22, archived)

suppose i better have a shower and a shave then

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:30, archived)

I should get up too
go get the food and MASSIVE DRUGS in for the weekend
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:33, archived)

i don't really have anything to do but i suppose the day has to start at some point

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:40, archived)

shit as well

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:50, archived)

nah, too much codeine

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:52, archived)

Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME EAT MY LUNCH. UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:34, archived)

OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TAKE-OUT? UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:41, archived)

Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME DRINK MAH BREW! UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:43, archived)

oh, you guys!

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:49, archived)

I thought it was just Dago that made people do things, not y'all gon'.
But what would R nerr.
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:14, archived)

huh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:35, archived)

you heard the man, fuck your lunch

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:41, archived)

Don't make me come over there and shit on your lawn

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:49, archived)

I get cheese sandwiches in our meeting today.
They used to be cheese and tomato but I don't like tomato so I made them change it. Possibly my single biggest contribution to the practice so far.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:37, archived)

how can you not like tomato?
that's fucked up, man. Jesus what's wrong with you?
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:45, archived)

^hero^

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:49, archived)

herro!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:54, archived)

TOMATO NAZI!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:30, archived)

and people say the life of a medic isn't glamorous

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:36, archived)

I cannot wait for today to be done
Driving home, then on holiday for a week :D
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:16, archived)

Whoops,
im tired and retarded, that wasnt meant to be the start of a thread...Oh well, just run with it i spose.
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:16, archived)

hope it pisses down and you get salmonella

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:17, archived)

the threat of the 90's
the 00's we had global terrorism
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:18, archived)

apostrophe retard

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:19, archived)

you have seen my work before
thank you
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:23, archived)

Chances are high
last time i went to this village i ate a 'sausage' Called andouillette...Literally rectum, shit and guts. it was fucking horrible.
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:19, archived)

that sounds disgusting
it looks as bad www.google.co.uk/search?q=andouillette&safe=off&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=tY9sU6v2OcWk7QarwoGYDg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1053&bih=855
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:22, archived)

Mother told me off for saying it smelt of shit when it arrived on the table
then apologised 10 minutes later when the stench had ruined her meal too.
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:29, archived)

"Although sometimes repellant to the uninitiated, this aspect of andouillette is prized by its devotees."

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:14, archived)

one time I bought a cheese called Epoisses,
Tesco finest no less, it smelt of bins when we opened it so that's where it went. Absolutely disgusting. We should nuke France and be done with it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:19, archived)

You threw it away without tasting it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:53, archived)

if a food smells of bins it is probably wrong,
but we did taste it, and it also tasted of bins, which was just another nail in the coffin, so to speak.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:12, archived)

Livarot smells like a farmyard full of poo, but tastes creamy and delicious.
You should've persevered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:50, archived)

what a filthy capitalist

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:16, archived)

it was Tesco finest as well,
but it was on special offer because it was nearly at its sell-by date, which probably didn't help really.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:17, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of offal.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:30, archived)

bleugh, when we run out of proper cuts of meat to eat maybe i'll try some internal organs
until then i'll stick with something i won't gag on
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:31, archived)

More kidneys and black pudding for the rest of us, then.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:51, archived)

you bet!

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:59, archived)

black pudding is delicious though

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:05, archived)

shambles is mad for them

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:12, archived)

I like them both in the real blood sausage sense and in the euphemistic sub-Saharan African penis sense

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:14, archived)

no wonder you got a house in France

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:16, archived)

il adore le coq

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

oh is he interested in food?
i hadn't noticed
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:19, archived)

he comfort eats, low self esteem

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:11, archived)

I get my wife to defile me with cheap chocolate bars while crying into my pillow

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:23, archived)

like you have a choice

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:32, archived)

One time I went to France,
some kid made me eat a poo sausage, I didn't like it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:15, archived)

You never know, he might even die today in a fiery car wreck before he even gets to his holiday.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:14, archived)

are you going anywhere nice?

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:28, archived)

To france
visit doris and grumps, and taking the littlun so should be nice
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:16, archived)

well bonjour to that!

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:18, archived)

Indeed.
Doris says theres a no swimming shorts rule in the swimming pools, you are required by law to wear speedos. Been picking out the most budgie-smuggling spud catchers much to the dispair of the missus.
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:21, archived)

ha!
although i'm halfway through eating breakfast and feel a bit sick now
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:23, archived)

the frogs are complete piscine nazis

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:14, archived)

Are you picking me up straight from work?

( $$ ✅, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:35, archived)

I can do...
drive past liverpool on my way to essex from anglessey
( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, archived)

Is doves in Abergavenny then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:51, archived)

I have absolutely no idea

( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, archived)

Could you call in there on your way home and see if he's ok?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:18, archived)

Not if i go via liverpool.

( Glovington, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:19, archived)

don't be so selfish

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39, archived)

going there later, you coming?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41, archived)

probably not going to have time, got to be in Leamington later

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:52, archived)

i'm going to abergavenny later

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:40, archived)

could you call in at Talgarth and see if my nan's ok?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:52, archived)

there's a place near talgarth called three cocks

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:55, archived)

woah, i've been past the sign for there
on the way to do some canoeing

true story
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:04, archived)

You've led quite the life haven't you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:45, archived)

well, i don't like to brag...

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:47, archived)

Yet you do it anyway
X
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:48, archived)

it's tough not to, i'm just so great

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:06, archived)

that's true I suppose

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:35, archived)

haha sounds a bit rude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:11, archived)

morning

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:02, archived)

yo

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:11, archived)

alright sock
have a smashing day.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:20, archived)

you too sweety

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:18, archived)

pigfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:30, archived)

alright spaz

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:33, archived)

alright
What's new?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:35, archived)

not a great deal
loads of time off work so thats a bonus
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:07, archived)

beehatch

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:10, archived)

its not GREAT time off work
in fact technically still working from home the fucking cunts.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:12, archived)

aint it, i'm gonna get busy today, due to ill health i did naink yesterday

( mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:43, archived)

my inclination today is to go to the juicer
after work.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:49, archived)

ill health here also
i hope your ailments do not keep you too down today
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:08, archived)

get fucked you black bastard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:52, archived)

alright dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2014, 7:54, archived)

as if i am black

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:09, archived)

yeah so fucking what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:04, archived)

alright turtledick
hows it hanging?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:08, archived)

none of your business

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:10, archived)

i will wait for you to gaz me a pic

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:12, archived)

what of?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:16, archived)

the usual shit you send me

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:18, archived)

got a fair bit of work today and can't be proper bothered

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:16, archived)

share the fun and let us help you with any paperwork
I promise to be professional
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:17, archived)

ta
but I have minions to do the paperwork for me

you could pop to the corner shop and buy some biscuits
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:09, archived)

What is your preference?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:48, archived)

I'd prefer to have some biscuits

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:15, archived)

midnish

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:40, archived)

diplomatic immunity

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:46, archived)

i don't really think the godfather, scarface and goodfellas are as good as everyone thinks they are

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:47, archived)

tell everyone in aber y fenni ygvenny ofenwy to come to cardiff saturday night for my thing ding ding

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:58, archived)

ok, will do hun xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 May 2014, 0:03, archived)

Anyone else bored of b3ta?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 May 2014, 0:57, archived)

no

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 May 2014, 1:03, archived)

Fuck you

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 May 2014, 1:11, archived)

Nope, just getting started.

(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Fri 9 May 2014, 1:38, archived)

Wow, this board gets really busy after dark, eh?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:48, archived)

I still don't quite understand why OT is orders of magnitude more popular.
Is it just because that one is even vaguely readable?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:51, archived)

I don't understand Off Topic, at all.
I think it's some sort of support group.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:54, archived)

They are all cunts on /ot I KNOW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:55, archived)

beyond my remit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:02, archived)

yyyyyyyyyyep

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:53, archived)

i enjoy custard creams it turns out

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:13, archived)

Was it touch and go for a while?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:15, archived)

I'm not sure if that euphemism really works

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:16, archived)

Everyone enjoys custard creams, surely?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:17, archived)

I'm not the biggest fan
bourbons are better, and obviously the Hobknob and Digestive families trounce everything
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:23, archived)

Pint of tea. Packet of custard creams. Phone switched off.
Hubba hubba!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:26, archived)

they're classics not to be sniffed at
although I'd always go for a ginger nut myself
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:41, archived)

I'll Gaz Swipe on your behalf

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

dunno what that is soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:45, archived)

sure you dont, sure you dont *taps nose*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:54, archived)

It's like a Gaz Top

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:54, archived)

I posted a thread after midnight
And it got swept away in the afternoon...so yeah, it ain't really busy after dark, 'cause nobody posts after 1am...that's because some of us have lives and jobs to do.

But yeah, what someone said, nobody could give two shits for whatever's posted on the board, so I take that for granted.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:26, archived)

haha yeah

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:29, archived)

christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:33, archived)

Network Rail Engineers.
These guys are the fucking bomb.

Stuck at a station for hours due to points failure on the inbound line. Of course the first sign there is any delay is the conspicuously absent train. Then after 5 minute, and every 5 minutes from then on, the boards start predicting the train will have arrived 1 minute ago. The high vis dudes hand out what little they know, but it's not in any way reassuring.

Then, an announcement: Badass Engineers from the Network Rail Ninja SWAT Team are on site! And within seconds all the trains arrive.

I fucking hate the rail system, but goddamn I love those Engineers.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11, archived)

haha yeah haha
and what about those train line sandwiches huh?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:12, archived)

Why would you use that as a filling?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:17, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:18, archived)

i like that rail replacement machine they use, dirty great thing, proper hard work

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:16, archived)

what, the bus?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:17, archived)

agreed, the one that replaces all the sleepers and stuff as well?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:20, archived)

MACHINE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MKcTbYDP7w
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21, archived)

That's so fucking cool...
If I didn't like the engineers so much, I'd have them all replaced by one of those.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:44, archived)

I have to get a bus tomorrow I'm not looking forward to it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:16, archived)

oh, oh i get it, haha, good one

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:16, archived)

Get what?
Seriously. Anyone who isn't some kind of engineer should be sacked and forced to find an engineering job.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:18, archived)

i work with engineers
the majority of them are smelly and dirt tbh.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:23, archived)

They can look and smell like Dundee's most rancid prostitute, for all I care...
They're clearly the finest humans on the planet, and I'd sex them all merrily.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:39, archived)

you're weird

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:41, archived)

Why, thankyou.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:41, archived)

you're also a fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:02, archived)

May I have another?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:04, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:07, archived)

:( Never have I slashed a horse.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:09, archived)

At Tring Station there is usually parked up a Plasser & Theurer beast. Is boys own stuff
Mechanical spider arms a big digger at the back, several engines, spot lights everywhere, and little inspection cabins with lights and stuff going on. But my train is still late in the morning.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:39, archived)

I just checked out the Plasser & Theurer site.
(here) It has a whole menagerie of awesome Rube Goldberg devices on rails. Lovely stuff.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 May 2014, 0:03, archived)

Just got my first mac book ever.
So fucking confusing. Looks fantastic though
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:51, archived)

ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:52, archived)

i'm replying on a mac book now
it's great, i paid £1000 to browse the internet and check my email
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:52, archived)

what happened next?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:54, archived)

cost me £400
Seems good as new, haven't got a fucking clue how to use it and i need to get word etc and the adobe suite
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:55, archived)

the track pad is a work of genius, it's worth looking up on youtube for all the finger gestures

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:55, archived)

haha and after that?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:56, archived)

ermmmm any one know any good torrent sites? and got a copy of macs for spastics?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:58, archived)

www.apple.com/uk/support/macbasics/tour/

www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/50-tips-to-get-you-started-with-your-new-mac-1045852
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:01, archived)

safeeeeeeee
god this is like using a pc for the first time again
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:06, archived)

he went to the toilet
and the flew out the window
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:56, archived)

and a dog pissed on a bridesmaid

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:58, archived)

yeah your mum showed me the picture
here it is
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:55, archived)

she said she wouldn't show you!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:57, archived)

she lies to you about all kinds of things
so it goes
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:00, archived)

no joke
she used to tell me that when the ice cream man played his music it meant he had no ice cream. wankers
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:07, archived)

yeah it means he has to get back to China quick
before the Great Wall melts
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:09, archived)

that's alright aint it, good on you

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:01, archived)

look right, i'm going to abergavenny, let me know if you wanna go

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:01, archived)

no thanks I don't want to go to grab a granny

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:02, archived)

it's not just Grab a Granny there's also a KFC,
and a new Poundland will be opening soon
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:05, archived)

ahhh well why didn't you say so
put me in for 3 toasted twister wraps and 50% of the shares in pound land
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11, archived)

exciting times for abergavenny

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:14, archived)

i dont think i can
i have rather a lot to do this weekend soz
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11, archived)

oh ok xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:15, archived)

You know you've wasted £500-£1,000
when you realise the only decent programs you can use on a Mac are Final Cut/Adobe Premiere Pro (iMovie doesn't count) and Logic (GarageBand doesn't count either).

And when you DO want to use more programs and applications on your computer, you find out not a lot of them support your OSX, so you basically screwed yourself over.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:07, archived)

you suck at computer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:09, archived)

and he's a complete fucking cunt besides

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11, archived)

good job i only want to use the programs he mentioned eh

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:15, archived)

Mac all over. Looks fantastic but can't use it
Style over substance.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:08, archived)

you coming to abergavenny or what?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:31, archived)

that make me lol and thing of fanny

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:32, archived)

TD you deviant
*waves like a loon*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:34, archived)

nar im in my joggers now and theres a scouse on my settee

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:34, archived)

sounds French
I'll pass
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:35, archived)

will I get any in abergavenny?

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:38, archived)

dunno what that is

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:40, archived)

Hell, no.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 21:42, archived)

whoah wait what

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:43, archived)

better than world wide web

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:44, archived)

He didn't even invite you?
:(
sadtimes The LOVELY Gobbo.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 21:47, archived)

he did down there
and i replied the same and he never answered my question i dunno the boy dont care about his old pops no more
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:49, archived)

i actually know the reason he would be going there
i just wasnt expecting him to go
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:51, archived)

i was in swansea on monday and tuesday
it wasn't completely terrible, i was pleasantly surprised
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:45, archived)

considering thats one of the grimmest bits of wales i dunno where you come from thats so shit you think swansea is alright

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:48, archived)

probably anywhere in england thats not london i guess

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:49, archived)

well i think i had very low expectations of wales but the shopping centre was OK and the beach was alright

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:50, archived)

haha shopping centre

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:51, archived)

also the marina was OK

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:53, archived)

pleasantly surprised totally rat-arsed before I even got there.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 21:48, archived)

Been off work this week and was going away but didn't so we've been out to eat every night instead.
Had two Chinese, one Indian and a French so far.
What's your favourite meal out?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:52, archived)

haven't eaten out except pub food for ages,
fave is Italian, i want to try Ethiopian though, very spicy apparently, but there's not one here that i know of.

We're probably due a Japanese actually.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:55, archived)

Not too keen on Italian,
just pizza and pasta really innit.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:57, archived)

You can get both at Bella Italia!!
!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

Bella Italia isn't really an authentic Italian.
Although having been to Cafe Rouge this week for 'French' don't suppose I'm in a place to say that.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:02, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:03, archived)

Wasn't my fault.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:04, archived)

yeah and what about Indian,
just curry really, innit. And Chinese, what's that? Just like, noodles and shit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

The same could be said for most things I suppose.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

and what about football, eh?
just a load of men running around kicking a ball.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:02, archived)

Go on,
my son.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:03, archived)

I thought that was snooker.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:03, archived)

well there you go.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:05, archived)

I'm with you on the Italian.
It's about time I headed to Italy. Got to get some ice cream.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

it'll be melted by the time you get back

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:02, archived)

Well then how the fuck do Walls get it here?
Eh? Eh?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:02, archived)

they get cheap ice cream from China

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:03, archived)

brown bread ice cream?

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:29, archived)

full english in a cafe

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:59, archived)

I'm all for a nice brekky mate
but not sure I'd go for it as an evening meal.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

i knew i shouldn't of joined in a foood thread, beyond my remit

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

What are your thoughts on Italian food?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 May 2014, 21:02, archived)

dominos is alright

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:11, archived)

pfft
he said Italian not American silly
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:13, archived)

sometimes i have garlic bread, is that italian?

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:28, archived)

get bent

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:59, archived)

harsh

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

bit harsh

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:00, archived)

Spanish

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:01, archived)

Used to be a couple of tapas places in MK near me.
All seemed to have closed, I think they sprung up when Santander took over Abbey National as they were close to their head offices.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:05, archived)

It mainly depends on my mood
apart from one really good Sunday roast I had in South Wales, I still prefer a home cooked roast..I did take the family to a Turtle Bay (chain of Caribbean restaurants) and would recommend that to any of you that live close enough to visit one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:28, archived)

brown bread ice cream?

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:29, archived)

No thanks Mongy I've already eaten, but cheers for the offer.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:30, archived)

There's a Turtle Bay in MK
been meaning to try it.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:29, archived)

Well you still have some time off this week so no excuse not to really.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:31, archived)

Aye although I try to avoid Fri/Sat nights when places are packed.
Will definitely give it a go on your recommendation at some point though.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:33, archived)

We have a small place called Annie's Burger shack near us
I didn't think I would like it, but how wrong was I?
www.anniesburgershack.com/#menu
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:37, archived)

Looks good that.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:40, archived)

They really need to sort out the website
But yeah a very expensive burger was off putting initially, would really recommend it to anyone in my neck of the woods.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:44, archived)

Did 'Annie' used to be a man?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 21:44, archived)

used to be???

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:47, archived)

Oh Harters, are you saying that YOU'RE 'Annie'?
:/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 21:56, archived)

a well timed stroll home with a large donner can be a thing of beauty

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:31, archived)

er a
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:33, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:12, archived)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:13, archived)

get bent

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:14, archived)

bit harsh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:14, archived)

soz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:18, archived)

nah, you were right really

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:19, archived)

bit harsh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:44, archived)

i still require catfood

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:13, archived)

eat your cat

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:38, archived)

i got cat food

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:26, archived)

what does your cat's breath smell like?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:36, archived)

terrible!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:47, archived)

bit harsh

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:50, archived)

cats though eh?
wak wak wak wak
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:52, archived)

ahoy

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:15, archived)

rip it up and start again

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:11, archived)

leavening

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:45, archived)

I'm leavening on a jet plane!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:05, archived)

knock it back

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:09, archived)

I never knock back dough. Don't get it at all.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:37, archived)

k

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:42, archived)

Prove it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:15, archived)

Heilo
EUROVISION IS ON
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:32, archived)

might go to abergavenny tomorrow, you in?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:43, archived)

whoah wait what

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:47, archived)

nearvening

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:02, archived)

i've run out of catfood

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:12, archived)

I've got some
it's my last one though, and I was gonna use it for tea tonight, but I guess I can give you half
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:20, archived)

nah it's cool, she had ham slices and a few bits of roast beef ealier

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:42, archived)

ok
gonna make me a bangin' Whiskas "Poultry" chilli
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:01, archived)

I don't have any either.
I resent having to go down the pet food aisle to buy cling film and tin foil in our local supermarket.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:58, archived)

I must congratulate you on your dedication to the, frankly futile, task of keeping this board going.
Quite why you've chosen to do so via butchered observations on the time of day, is beyond me, but I congratulate you, nonetheless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:29, archived)

^upset^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:54, archived)

you're welcome

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:58, archived)

How many races can you name?
GO!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:23, archived)

4

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:25, archived)

wacky

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:29, archived)

haa

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:30, archived)

Just Harley.
I think the bodyguard from the original Johnny Quest was only nicknamed Race, does he count?
( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:30, archived)

race bannon, yeah.
+1 for harley race though
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:05, archived)

Sprint, long distance, hurdles, relay.
Probably more, if I put my mind to it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:30, archived)

there's only one race, man ... the human race

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:37, archived)

that's taxonomically true is that

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:39, archived)

oooh, racist.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:51, archived)

fucking hippy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:57, archived)

Vegetable Rights and Peace!
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06, archived)

that looked just like a negative reality inversion

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:07, archived)

Neptune knows a fair bit about racing

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:53, archived)

Le Mans, Monza, Silverstone, Grand National, Ascot, Newmarket, Manx TT, Cartmel, WRC, Ski Cross,
100m, 200m, 110m Hurdles, 400m, 1500m
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06, archived)

stick, duck, snail

(CrassWar, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:26, archived)

classic mongoloid, classic negroid and caucasian
Those are the main ones
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:14, archived)

jews

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:19, archived)

orange jews

( Zuowan, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:55, archived)

i.imgur.com/GUf4Erp.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:10, archived)

Society

( Zuowan, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:51, archived)

prevening

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:17, archived)

pervening

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:22, archived)

The fuck is this prevening nonsense?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:56, archived)

Only YOU can preven forest fires

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:15, archived)

shombles

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:59, archived)

mangy chaps

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:37, archived)

nothing can possibly go wrong.
nothing.
( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:01, archived)

the scallies could get a bit fighty and crush 96 of their mates to death against a fence despite the valiant efforts of the noble police service

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:38, archived)

there should be 96 minutes of silence.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:09, archived)

yeah ... like any Liverpudlian could suppress his hilarious working class wit for 96 seconds

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:11, archived)

afternearly

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:16, archived)

stilorning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:29, archived)

i don't think i could wear snide stuff, i'd rather not bother, it is a really chavvy thing to do

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:33, archived)

I buy stuff because I like it rather than because it's got a brand on it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:09, archived)

like can only afford
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:16, archived)

i make an informed choice using many factors to enable me to purchase things, each to their own i suppose

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:41, archived)

that's what I said

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:47, archived)

but i look at brand too

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:49, archived)

from here mostly
www.completecareshop.co.uk/
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:49, archived)

what i'd really like is a large wheat microwaveable heat pad, thanks for the reminder

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, archived)

wotcha

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:46, archived)

almosternoon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:54, archived)

noon

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:00, archived)

After noon.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:05, archived)

nice work, team

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:29, archived)

Not particularly happy to be seen on this forum full of people with shit phones like Moto Gs as it doesn't reflect well on my taste in fellow forum users, maybe you could all get better phones please?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:15, archived)

i can ban you, if it's that much of a problem

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:29, archived)

Yeah don't think rob would to pleased to know one of his mods was abusing their powers again, of course I could always not tell him but it's gonna cost you some free icons.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:33, archived)

yeah ... like rob even remembers this place exists

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:35, archived)

it would hardly count as abuse
i've had at least 4 requests from other users to ban you
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:29, archived)

Yeah but clearly not from anyone who matters or you would have done it already

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:31, archived)

Why do you suppose you are so unpopular?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:35, archived)

it's a comedy troll account, got to be

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:54, archived)

I'm not seeing the comedy aspect

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:18, archived)

mainly because there are no ladies here. I am VERY popular with the ladies. Men resent that. Not that I'm implying any of you lot are men.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:00, archived)

are you high?

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:13, archived)

i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt but you keep making me regret that

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:56, archived)

But apart from the prickbot thing (which everyone here agrees was the best thing that ever happened to /talk anyway) it's not like I've done anything wrong is it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:58, archived)

prickbot was the best.

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:19, archived)

do we have to gaz or can i just ask for you to ban him here? i think he needs a break bless him

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:35, archived)

Don't worry, I'll be off on another of my extravagent holidays soon.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:59, archived)

Banhammer The LOVELY 2 Can?
Sheesh Modolith, have you gone Banhammer Happy again?
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 May 2014, 13:50, archived)

cheers stuj
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/poll_stats.php?id=562
If anyone should be banned next it's HATD anyway
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:08, archived)

Nearly all of those people have banned themselves anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:19, archived)

I've got four iPhone 5s, three nexus 5s, two iPad air, an older iPad not-air, and a nexus 7
if that makes you less uncomfortable.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:30, archived)

Ah, so when you were saying you buy stuff because you like it, you mean you like it because it has shiny apple logos all over it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:34, archived)

no

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:35, archived)

fanboy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:36, archived)

Are you tiling the floor with them, or something?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:36, archived)

I'm developing some doohickeys that use phones and tablets as the use interface.
After that I'll probably tile the floor with them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, archived)

Looks like I might get a deal from Tesco Mobile.
Not sure that I could lower standards any further than that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:32, archived)

Yeah I reckon social services could stop a lot more child neglect if they just visited all the households of people on Tesco Mobile.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:38, archived)

www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-fake-designer-brands.html
( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:39, archived)

Those are clothes mongy. I SAID PHONES, NOT CLOTHES. TRY TURNING YOUR HEARING AID UP.
probably not even wearing it. Bloody old people, waste my time coming in saying they can't hear anything, refer them off for expensive hearing aids and they don't even bother to wear them. You lot are draining the NHS
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:41, archived)

i dunno i just googled fake goods for you, relevant to your snide interests

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:43, archived)

err mods, bullying
^
( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:40, archived)

i think 2can might be having a hard time of it at the moment

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:02, archived)

I have an S4 and I haven't broken it yet

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:54, archived)

i broke 5 phones last year, only one so far this year, not bad

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:57, archived)

I'm told my phone is a dealer phone.
Nokia, no touchscreen, no internet, the camera hasn't worked since I dropped it in the shitter.

It sends and receives calls and texts.
( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:22, archived)

I'm pretty sure drug dealers can afford better phones than that

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:25, archived)

I could too, but what's the fucking point?

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:22, archived)

hahaha yes!

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, archived)

huh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, archived)

afterone

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:03, archived)

woah!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:11, archived)

Calm your hats, Twoie

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:13, archived)

alright, edd
you must be very bored
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:58, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 7:41, archived)

shut up you plonker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 7:49, archived)

alright meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 7:56, archived)

what ho horro

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 7:57, archived)

alright ger, think i'll go on a spend up today

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 7:59, archived)

Good on you
Helping the economy one spree at a time.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:06, archived)

somebody has to, i dont even really want anything but i will chuck a few grand at saink

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:09, archived)

can you buy me a ps4?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, archived)

ps4's are jank

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:09, archived)

i still want one
really want to play infamous
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:12, archived)

lend up a fiver, please.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:10, archived)

send me your phone number and i can if u have the app

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:16, archived)

Alright horrible.
Have a fab morning
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:07, archived)

hiya, just on the a34 at the mo

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:15, archived)

ahoy

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:20, archived)

'sup niggah!

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:39, archived)

Morning, I got my Sony Xperia z2 yesterday, it's great, everyone else here is shit for not having one.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:41, archived)

I have a piece of chalk and a mini blackboard.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:48, archived)

stick it up your arse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:49, archived)

fits easily

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:10, archived)

i've got an htc one which is both inferior and entirely resistant to me shouting OK GOOGLE at it which is supposed to launch a search thing

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:55, archived)

Haha it must be fun designing phones to make people look like pricks.
Apple should make a phone that you have to shout 'I'M A DICKHEAD' at to unlock, people would still buy it because they're stupid cunts.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:17, archived)

^ says the person who paid 50 fucking pounds sterling for a snide watch, oh lololololololol,

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:26, archived)

I thought the point was I saved myself thousands of pounds on a genuine one which would still have been shit.
People who buy genuine rolexes are the worst kind of retards.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:30, archived)

so you bought a shit copy to look like you owned a rolex? that doesn't make much sense

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:33, archived)

I was getting worried at the time because everyone seemed to have such a high opinion of me so I thought that they might be more comfortable around me if they thought I was the sort of stupid prick who wore a rolex.
But obviously I wasn't going to go to the expense of buying a real rolex because I'm not really a stupid prick.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:59, archived)

microsoft have had their fun with me too, my xbox one doesn't listen to me either

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:30, archived)

Does anyone listen to you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:32, archived)

no, beshrew me :(

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:43, archived)

I spent ages looking at phone deals, last night.
Shitty handsets and rip-off deals everywhere. Depressing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:57, archived)

Just do what I did, ring up orange and tell them you're someone extremely important and you want to buy a phone from them but phones 4 you are giving the same phone away for free and then they send their supervisor round to give you a blowjob.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:15, archived)

I went through that with Three, last time,
and had the pleasure of being called a liar, and offered a shit phone.
Probably end up buying a Moto G off Amazon, and getting a Giffgaff SIM, then bemoaning the fact that I'll be paying through the nose for music streaming services.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:31, archived)

i have a moto g, for 100 quid it is a great phone

( mongychops, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:34, archived)

For anything more it's a piece of shit

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:48, archived)

It's not £100, anymore,
and I want the 16GB version, which means more money! Still better value than anything else, though, and the only non-Nexus that won't be full of extra apps that no one wants.
Starting to wonder if I should just save the cash, and put a new ROM on my existing handset, but that'll probably go wrong, somehow (and the forums that support that are an extra level of unpleasant wankeriness that I don't want to deal with).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:50, archived)

^smyls, povvo cunt.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:51, archived)

love a sony

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:17, archived)

it's been a horrible morning mr h

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:49, archived)

I upset somebody at a gig last night.
Well done me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 8:59, archived)

GET OFF THE STAGE!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:03, archived)

Play Streets of London!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:07, archived)

Can you play Far, Far Away?
/dad joke
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:09, archived)

you hum it, i'll smash your face in
/suggs joke
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:10, archived)

I'll bet it was for something lame like standing in front of them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:30, archived)

unless I'm moshing or it's a big venue I don't bother standing at the front ... I'm very thoughtful and considerate ... and it's easier to get to the bar

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

how?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, archived)

Got his cock out on stage.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, archived)

played the guitar

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:07, archived)

oh HO!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:14, archived)

I politely asked them to stop jabbering or go into one of the other bars.
Apparently this was like calling their mother a whore or something. They actually complained to the manager of the pub. Which worked great given that I've known her for at least ten years.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:11, archived)

tangled was right, that is lame

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:13, archived)

they were still upset an hour later
I'm not being polite to Norfolk people any more. It clearly distresses them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:17, archived)

norfolk & chance

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:28, archived)

One of the best live bands I have ever seen dealt with a situation like this perfectly
Small venue, small crowd, two noisy pricks - one of the band picked up a trumpet, placed the end between the two talkers' heads and played a stunning solo at them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:40, archived)

sadly I wasn't carrying my emergency trumpet last night

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:15, archived)

You'll know for next time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:22, archived)

morFUCKOFFning

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:42, archived)

hello

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, archived)

hello, i enjoyed jamesrstupid getting annoyed with you for not answering his question properly
well done
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:51, archived)

well what is /talk for if not annoying people?
i still don't know what he was on about though
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:03, archived)

i very much doubt it matters

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:06, archived)

Don't forget your mum's birthday next week

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:07, archived)

Morning

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:36, archived)

Frisbee!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:08, archived)

Wahey!
Alright?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:17, archived)