Off to land some big fucking carp
HAHA who am I kidding, I'll sit by the lake and masturbate all day.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 4:33, archived)
HAHA who am I kidding, I'll sit by the lake and masturbate all day.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 4:33, archived)
Remember to put your disgusting bins out.
It's reflubbering this week.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 21:45, archived)
It's reflubbering this week.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 21:45, archived)
Not in that rain, are you mad?
Also it's dark now and the golf is on
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
Also it's dark now and the golf is on
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
lollers. soz.
'While Janet was in the central Caribbean Sea, a reconnaissance aircraft flew into the storm and was lost, with all eleven crew members believed to be perished'
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
'While Janet was in the central Caribbean Sea, a reconnaissance aircraft flew into the storm and was lost, with all eleven crew members believed to be perished'
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
In Grenada, the island's governor issued an emergency order against the hoarding of food in the aftermath of Janet, due to the food and water shortage that resulted from Janet.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 21:56, archived)
mix a load of oats with butter and golden syrup
Then fuck off.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
Then fuck off.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
yes!
150g butter
75g brown sugar
3tsbp syrup
250g oats
melt all that shit together then add oats
oven at 160 degrees bake for 15 - 18 mins
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
150g butter
75g brown sugar
3tsbp syrup
250g oats
melt all that shit together then add oats
oven at 160 degrees bake for 15 - 18 mins
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
75g brown sugar
3tsbp syrup
250g oats
melt all that shit together then add oats
oven at 160 degrees bake for 15 - 18 mins
Always bring the flapjacks with you
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the Greta Garbo Home
With friends I will remember
Wherever I may roam
And my name's Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
There goes Fred with his hands on his head
'Cause he thinks he's heard the bomb
And here comes Superman
Who really puts it on
There's lots of fun and I love to run
Up and down the stairs
I make as much noise as I want
And no one ever cares
And my name's Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
There's Carl over there with his funny old hair
And he's never sad at all
And when I grow up, I want to run
As fast as my friend Paul
There's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And her name is Melody Mend
And here comes Ma with brother Tom
Who's probably my best friend
Well, Tom is my best friend
Well, Tom is my best friend
And my name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the Greta Garbo Home
And my name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
Of the Greta Garbo Home
With friends I will remember
Wherever I may roam
And my name's Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
There goes Fred with his hands on his head
'Cause he thinks he's heard the bomb
And here comes Superman
Who really puts it on
There's lots of fun and I love to run
Up and down the stairs
I make as much noise as I want
And no one ever cares
And my name's Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
There's Carl over there with his funny old hair
And he's never sad at all
And when I grow up, I want to run
As fast as my friend Paul
There's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And her name is Melody Mend
And here comes Ma with brother Tom
Who's probably my best friend
Well, Tom is my best friend
Well, Tom is my best friend
And my name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the Greta Garbo Home
And my name is Flap and I live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
We all love Flap, we live in the jack
Of the 'Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls'
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
My name is Flap and I live in the jack
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
Count the days into years
Yes, eighty-two brings many fears
Yesterday's laughter turns to tears
His arms and legs don't feel so strong
His heart is weak, there's something wrong
Opens windows in despair
Tries to breathe in some fresh air
His conscience cries, "Get on your feet
Without flapjacks the town can't eat"
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
Yes, eighty-two brings many fears
Yesterday's laughter turns to tears
His arms and legs don't feel so strong
His heart is weak, there's something wrong
Opens windows in despair
Tries to breathe in some fresh air
His conscience cries, "Get on your feet
Without flapjacks the town can't eat"
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
alright mongy
going to the juicer in a bit to watch the glorified friendly.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
going to the juicer in a bit to watch the glorified friendly.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
Nah I'll wait till Tuesday I think, do a few days then, still pissing down here
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
wotcher
Hey, why do people say it's nice weather for ducks when it rains?
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
Hey, why do people say it's nice weather for ducks when it rains?
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
It's just a way of saying someone must be appreciating the shit weather.
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
the drop in temperature of the lake water encourages nymphs to hatch providing a bounty of nyom nyom nymphy wymphys
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)
Because because because because because of the wonderful things he does
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
because people can't tell the difference between ducks and umbrellas
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:09, archived)
( , Sun 10 Aug 2014, 13:09, archived)
I'm so wasted I missed Emperor to come back to my hotel for a bath and now I'm on here.
Evil Scarecrow were AWESOME though.
I didn't get ANY decent arse photos of The LOVELY Christina out of Lacuna Coil because she was wearing a dress.
I had a LOT of drinks with various LOVELY people though. Even if I DID miss Children Of Bodom because I was chatting with a bunch of folks that included a LOVELY AND NOT AT ALL SCARY lady. (she was VERY, VERY scary. If she'd been a lot shorter, and a ginge, I'd have thought that I'd met Blue Star.)
And I EVENTUALLY persuaded at least ONE barmaid that I WAS trustworthy enough for her to bring me my drink BEFORE I gave her the money for it.
/What I did on my Bloodstock day 3 by stuj.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
Evil Scarecrow were AWESOME though.
I didn't get ANY decent arse photos of The LOVELY Christina out of Lacuna Coil because she was wearing a dress.
I had a LOT of drinks with various LOVELY people though. Even if I DID miss Children Of Bodom because I was chatting with a bunch of folks that included a LOVELY AND NOT AT ALL SCARY lady. (she was VERY, VERY scary. If she'd been a lot shorter, and a ginge, I'd have thought that I'd met Blue Star.)
And I EVENTUALLY persuaded at least ONE barmaid that I WAS trustworthy enough for her to bring me my drink BEFORE I gave her the money for it.
/What I did on my Bloodstock day 3 by stuj.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
Any Man wearing flip flops on the street especially when the weather is inclement....
Should be rounded up put into a barrel of raw sewage and then shot.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
Should be rounded up put into a barrel of raw sewage and then shot.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
Dream big, say please and thank you
Try your best to be grateful, choose to be happy, SMILE, hug often and offer to help, sing laugh dance and remember you ARE loved.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
Try your best to be grateful, choose to be happy, SMILE, hug often and offer to help, sing laugh dance and remember you ARE loved.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
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( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 19:35, archived)
oh come on,
how would you expect him to co-ordinate with other nonces without constant internet access?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:07, archived)
how would you expect him to co-ordinate with other nonces without constant internet access?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:07, archived)
I bless this message in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
Hey mongy,
there's a guy on QFTW who got constipated on 9.5mg of dihydrocodeine.
I know that part of the site is beyond your remit, but I thought that might amuse you.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:07, archived)
there's a guy on QFTW who got constipated on 9.5mg of dihydrocodeine.
I know that part of the site is beyond your remit, but I thought that might amuse you.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:07, archived)
that's fuck all, and it's not just beyond my remit I'm banned, cr3 wrote a code to prevent me going there logged in, I'm grateful
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:10, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:10, archived)
I'm not logging out to look at qftw, I get enough of them coming here telling me I'm shit and they are top blokes, even gaz, bunch of needy wankers
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
watching sir john mills on 2 , he won an Oscar for a part where he spoke no lines
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:54, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:54, archived)
Any Which Way Of The Dragonball Z: The Saiyan Saga: Breaking Dawn Of The Dead Man Walking With Dinosaurs Is Missing
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)
I hate hospitals
been on the ward awaiting an operation for a week.
the wierd old fucker opposite is about 80 years old weights about 7 stone .
he cannot
stand up unaided
feed himself unaided
pour a glass of water unaided
gets washed dressed unaided
however he can
have 3 or 4 really frantic 20 minute wanks every night without pulling the curtain round in full view and making eye contact with everyone on the ward.
nurses ignore it. I close my curtain and watch iplayer with headphones securly wedged in.
discuss......
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
been on the ward awaiting an operation for a week.
the wierd old fucker opposite is about 80 years old weights about 7 stone .
he cannot
stand up unaided
feed himself unaided
pour a glass of water unaided
gets washed dressed unaided
however he can
have 3 or 4 really frantic 20 minute wanks every night without pulling the curtain round in full view and making eye contact with everyone on the ward.
nurses ignore it. I close my curtain and watch iplayer with headphones securly wedged in.
discuss......
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
Sounds like a challenge
I'm sure as a man in the prime of his life you can manage to outwank him.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
I'm sure as a man in the prime of his life you can manage to outwank him.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
just the wanking alone would be a challenge.
but the eye contact, that's his real skill. he almost locks you in (think hypnotoad).
If I had a go id end up on a register. he'll probably continue and have his own tv show on channel 5 .
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
shout encouragement in his direction
This will either get you moved or make him have the curtain closed.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
This will either get you moved or make him have the curtain closed.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
Get everyone invovled:
"One, two, three, four I declare a wank war!"
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:21, archived)
"One, two, three, four I declare a wank war!"
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:21, archived)
Would you prefer it if the nurses had to do it for him while you watched?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)
thats too open a question?
do I get to choose the nurse?
does he then have the ability to return a public nurse wank to me?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
dunno but the wife is at work and i've just put the fabric softener in the bit where the detergent should go
and vice versa
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
and vice versa
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
nah, that's just something you have to do to pass the mod exam
i haven't fingered any dogs in years
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:36, archived)
i haven't fingered any dogs in years
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:36, archived)
I'm trying to do some washing too but my wife is in Florence and I don't know whether the tablet goes in draw I or draw II and there's no instructions.
Should I put a tablet in both drawers just to be sure?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
Should I put a tablet in both drawers just to be sure?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
Just put it in the drum if you're uncertaib
But I'd generally advise against tablets. The caking agent in them often causes blockages in the pump.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
But I'd generally advise against tablets. The caking agent in them often causes blockages in the pump.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
you might end up with a comedy situation where the entire kitchen is full of soap suds
which only seemed to happen in the 70s
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
which only seemed to happen in the 70s
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
i accidentally did a load the other week without any washing powder in.
that's how exciting it is round here.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
that's how exciting it is round here.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
mr.h
yeah it'll teach me to leave the washing machine to the expert
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
yeah it'll teach me to leave the washing machine to the expert
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
Stop obsessing about his cock and just go over there and suck him off you great big bender
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
Morning
Who wants to come and whitewash my fence? It's powerful good fun.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)
Who wants to come and whitewash my fence? It's powerful good fun.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)
na
I'm off to the peak district to find a pub and get quietly pissed
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
I'm off to the peak district to find a pub and get quietly pissed
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
see, because you telling me not to
makes me want to all the more
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
makes me want to all the more
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
if you actually want to do this then there's nothing else I can add.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
Cheers, not seeing you yet tho, have you got lost?
This fence isn't going to whitewash itself
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
This fence isn't going to whitewash itself
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
This is not the place to slag off other members' existences. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
Alright manolith
Still hurting, can't get in at the doctors until 18th though. Be reyt. How's tricks?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
Still hurting, can't get in at the doctors until 18th though. Be reyt. How's tricks?
( , Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
You notice your prized whisky is diminished.
You blame your family alcoholic. You curse their name! You get all angry!
BUT IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG. YOU ARE THE REAL BEAST!
Evening - I am on the A'bunadh tonight.
EDIT: Alt: Hmm
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
You blame your family alcoholic. You curse their name! You get all angry!
BUT IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG. YOU ARE THE REAL BEAST!
Evening - I am on the A'bunadh tonight.
EDIT: Alt: Hmm
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
As in folklore a wise man once says his piece.
Unfortunately this was not you. You UTTER UTTER SPACKCUNT. Fuck off home to your child boy wife
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:29, archived)
Unfortunately this was not you. You UTTER UTTER SPACKCUNT. Fuck off home to your child boy wife
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:29, archived)
why don't you fuck off to your holiday and then just fuck off and maybe fuck off a bit more just in case?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
Also just so you know with the whole question mark thing.
I believe but am not certain, that you may have used incorrect grammar and poor prose to your small outburst. However I give it the respect it is due and tell you, sir, to get fucked.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
I believe but am not certain, that you may have used incorrect grammar and poor prose to your small outburst. However I give it the respect it is due and tell you, sir, to get fucked.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
Illiterate fuck munch
You survive so long being illiterate I am surprised your dad knew which way to read your mums cunt
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:49, archived)
You survive so long being illiterate I am surprised your dad knew which way to read your mums cunt
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:49, archived)
I am biffo
That guy? He seems to be keeping busy!
Unexpected /linkage right there! How are you yourself?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
That guy? He seems to be keeping busy!
Unexpected /linkage right there! How are you yourself?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
not so bad sir
much has changed in ten years on both your and my part, I imagine. You on the sauce?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
much has changed in ten years on both your and my part, I imagine. You on the sauce?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
In a good way
It isn't completely escapism. Also, I thought it was a prerequisite for posting here?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:44, archived)
It isn't completely escapism. Also, I thought it was a prerequisite for posting here?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:44, archived)
You need to change your sig to (-1 like) ( I am guessing more but still staying positive for you bro)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
Loads of new internet cretins posting
Why haven't you told them to get fucked yet?
Alt: get fucked
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:27, archived)
Why haven't you told them to get fucked yet?
Alt: get fucked
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:27, archived)
Yeah another 3 days left.
It's fucking great being here and being able to come on here every few days, annoy a few people then disppear.
What about you you mincing faggot?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:36, archived)
It's fucking great being here and being able to come on here every few days, annoy a few people then disppear.
What about you you mincing faggot?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:36, archived)
Yet you are a mincing faggot.
See you in a few days. Tell mongy his bivvy is shit.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
See you in a few days. Tell mongy his bivvy is shit.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
Oh definitely
Tell him yourself, I don't want to upset him even further
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:44, archived)
Tell him yourself, I don't want to upset him even further
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:44, archived)
my bivvy, the original aqua m3 is the rolls Royce off bivvys, justsaying
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:55, archived)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:55, archived)
Tell me more about your kettles.
Also I have massive watch envy right now, considering my smashed shit DKNY one is in the hotel room out of sight and the guy next to me is wearing a fucking smart and I say SMART Casio.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:05, archived)
Also I have massive watch envy right now, considering my smashed shit DKNY one is in the hotel room out of sight and the guy next to me is wearing a fucking smart and I say SMART Casio.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:05, archived)
Get yourself a Nixon Time Teller
Beautifully understated and built to last, lovely stuff
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:09, archived)
Beautifully understated and built to last, lovely stuff
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:09, archived)
Evening all.
I'm contemplating getting irresponsibly drunk tonight. How about you?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:13, archived)
I'm contemplating getting irresponsibly drunk tonight. How about you?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:13, archived)
not yet, I've still got plenty of insults to throw around.
fuckin' chief.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
fuckin' chief.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
I've got a pain in my fucking foot and all you can think about is getting pissed
Hanging is too good for the likes of you, you fucking cunt.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:27, archived)
Hanging is too good for the likes of you, you fucking cunt.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:27, archived)
I hope you get gangrene or some other troublesome affliction and it ruins your evening.
wanker
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:35, archived)
wanker
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:35, archived)
Bless you manolith, you're not as hard hearted as I thought
I hope you're having a truly wonderful Friday evening
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:06, archived)
I hope you're having a truly wonderful Friday evening
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:06, archived)
That sounds transcendent
I'm watching football with a beer, with a sore foot.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:41, archived)
I'm watching football with a beer, with a sore foot.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:41, archived)
watching all those people running around making use of their healthy feet
must be tough
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:15, archived)
must be tough
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:15, archived)
I'm surprised you remember she's been dead about 20 years, I'd move on if I was you, don't live in the past
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:18, archived)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:18, archived)
I grew my hair long, and stopped shaving.
Reception has been mixed, but I'd be keen to hear your opinion.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
Reception has been mixed, but I'd be keen to hear your opinion.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
sodding plumbers, 20 years I was a sparky and no bored housewife's ever cracked onto me
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)
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