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[challenge entry] Good Morning with Ann & Nick

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Euan_Kerr, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Looks like Ms Widecombe is butt-fucking teh Grif'
I endorse this gif whole-heartedly
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# UUUURRRRGHHH.
But YAY for morphing!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# she should take this to a plastic surgeon
it is a great improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha..she's squeezing a hard one out there
hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# haha - reminds me of this:
news.bmezine.com/2008/04/01/got-your-nose-in-bmenews-publishers-ring/
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
My absolute favourite bit is the fact that they've put black boxes over his eyes to obscure his identity. The identity of the fella with no nose. Well, I'd never work out who it was.

EDIT: Ha ha, Ok, not real. Hey, it's late!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Coincidentally, I found
one I did years ago today.

Nowhere near as slick as Mo and Nick though.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# it's scary because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# cor!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAAAAAAAAANNE:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# It's all up . . . err . . . downhill from here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# luckily she has air-brakes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# In that case . . . keep'r away from open flames /\/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# congratulations
you've found someone who actually makes her look less ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Better destroy it with fire, just to be safe
And here's a pic for The Alchemist.

Her name is Fliss Walton. Here is a big pic of her. And here is her acting profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# She's pretty in those photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# 'struth
She would definitely get it.
(providing she wanted "it" of course, which is a big fucking if)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# The bloke next to her is my old next door neighbour.
I'm still sickened that he was in an advert with Jamie Oliver and didn't kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# It's sad that neither of them are genuine Halifax counter staff
but rather professional actors. They're lying to us!
www.imdb.com/name/nm1015511/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# that's actors for you
cunts, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# That Sainsbury's one.
He was also in a Doritos ad. He appears to play 'generic cunt' in adverts quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# i believe that's called casting to type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# advert still sucks
all corporate stuff does....actors just go down in my estimation....listening to Stephen Fry & others has been a right turn-off...I believe the term is"selling out"....too feckin'true
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# so getting paid for what you do is selling out?
Its fair enough in my opinion, They get paid to stand in front of a camera and that is what they do...
Are you saying that if someone in a suit asked you if they could pay you about a million quid for half a days work and the use of your face, you would say no?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# and Paul Whitehouse is funny in those Norwich Union ads is he?
we're being fed Corporate"humour"..having it rammed down our throats in fact.....100 times a day....couldn't give a fuck what the greedy bastards get paid....just that when they ram corporate humour down us it ain't funny at all...and fuck those who wish to further the sick gravy-train.......satire against it all is the real tonic...not having to watch these arse-lickers every five fuckin' minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# And that will be the end of her acting career
if I ever meet her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I HATE THIS WOMAN!!!!!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# lol, I met her a few weeks ago, she's gorgeous, that animation doesn't do her justice - i just watched the ad
some low/no budget stuff she's in

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3D3bi-41eE

also here
www.dailymotion.com/video/xcx3lr_secure-position-sci-fi-london-48-hr_shortfilms?start=1


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# If I was single,
I'd happily make inappropriate and stalkerish comments towards her resulting in a restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I didn't know about the ad until now
she's very nice, hope she gets lots and LOTS more work

:P

ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Liquid Youraimium !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Nooow ya on the trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Yes . . . yes I am . . . . CLANG CLANG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# 'I'm gonna kick yer tit', arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# So who is she?
the credits cut off at the Daily Motion site and I can find no other clues... damn Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Check the links under my anim gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# thanks!
those weren't there before, right? I am fighting a cold and my brain is in half-gear...

If they were looking for an actress to play the part of Rachel Maddow she might do OK.

(for those in not Merilka, Rachel is a very popular lefty news commentator on MSNBC.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I posted them at the same time as the pic
No Jedi mind-tricks here. Not tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# good thing I am not driving tonight!
i would have missed something important...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:57, archived)
# I thought I was the only one....
must be her head movement
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# (stab you in the face with an) ice (pick), (stab you in the face with an) ice (pick), baby.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# A bit of a late reply from me, but \o/ yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe
is a Bible-bashing homophobic cow

The Tories have a piss-poor record on gay rights, but when you compare voting on gay rights, it's Widdy who comes out with a smnashing 0%

mygayvote.co.uk/
www.stonewall.org.uk/what_we_do/parliamentary/general_election_2010/3870.asp

Lovely anim, BTW. The hands on the shoulder make it look like Anne Widdecombe is fucking Nick Griffin inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)