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# bye bye brown
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8672859.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Goodbye you strange old dude.
/Waits for mention of "unelected" when we've never elected a PM
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# BBC news managed it almost immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# No, although we did have a 'Prime Ministerial Debate'.
Not sure what that means if none of them become PM...

Edit: I notice it's a typical Brown commitment to change. The first word out of his mouth is 'If...'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# those sneaky yellows!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# The brits voted on who they'd most like to have dinner with
then the people they voted for all got up on the table and started stepping in the food and sniffing each others' backsides. Soon two of them will chase one of the others away and then they'll copulate suspiciously while everyone tries to eat.
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# ha ha ha :D
What a wonderful description of the current British politcal system...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
perfect. Don't forget the media will either be seagulling them (if Cameron's involved) or trying to stab (if Labour/SNP et al) the beast with two humps with their steely knives.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# it was always going to happen.
i think history will judge him kindly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# ^This^
As a person, I think he was my favourite of the three. Shame about the party.

*awaits flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Not yet though...
he's merely begun "the process" of resigning

whatever the fuck that means
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# walking veeeeeeeeery slowly out the door
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Hiding the keys
Re-arranging the files
Putting a salmon behind each radiator
Crapping in the cistern
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I now have this as my to do list
I leave in a month
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:52, archived)