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[challenge entry] here we go again...

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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Brilliant
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ta very much!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# At least Blair (Christ I can't believe I'm defending him)
was pretty clear from the off that he was just a power-hungry whore willing to suck whoever's cock necessary to get rich and influencial.

Clegg is still giving it the big 'un about it being about something else - at the moment people and policies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# whoever said "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"...
...is probably dead by now :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Blair hid the fact that he's a frenzied god-nutter though
famously claiming he "didn't do God" before basing all his policies on what his invisible friend in the sky told him to do

the motherfucking murdering lying cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I wonder how he sleeps at night?
Other than on a big pile of money in a different room from his ghastly wife...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# aww, she's not ghastly...

...ok, you win this round.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Mouths
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Wasn't it Alistair Campbell who said "We don't do god?"
But braodly, yeah. And that weirdo Ruth Kelly, member of Opus Dei.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I'm not sure Ruth Kelly was actually a member of the human race
she looked like a flesh-coloured balloon covered in hay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# it was Campbell speaking on Blair's behalf
but Tony did nothing to correct him

...

sweet Jesus monkey-raping Christ I have to meet with the people from the Tony Blair Faith Foundation tomorrow...I may have to go armed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# The what?
I don't like any of the words in the title of that organisation (even "foundation" makes me think of stupid New Labour new-speak)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# oh dear Christ
www.tonyblairfaithfoundation.org/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I clicked on that actually hoping for Horses, or Rickroll...or Goatse
the horror...the horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# arrrgh the horror
the droppy downy menus don't work on Chrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# shields up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# PEOPLE?
exactly how many people has he endoctrinated into his weird cult?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Good point well presented.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# (further applause)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_yv1m9jN8
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Paddy Ashdown must be spinning in his grave
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# is that where he sleeps? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Awww, I wanted someone to say "but he's not dead"
and I would have said "No, but his career is"

as long as you ignore the fact that he's a Lord and a successful writer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I thwarted your secret intent
unintentionally, however...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# And now I have to get some cream for my thwarts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
So true!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# A country run by the Camereggs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# "The creatures outside looked from pig to man
and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 12 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# (applause)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha nice theory.
Cameron's face in that pic tells you everything you need to know about himself and the coming government.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Haha!
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# that really is on the money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# :)
many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# This is sterling.
You could even shoehorn in a reference to Chamberlain and Hitler without too much trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# fantastic work!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:15, archived)