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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# "A trunk is an elephant's nose so therefore Americans are stupid"
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# pfft *clickity*
Though I must admit, male though I am, my shoes are not able to comprehend mechanical devices either :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I should conder myself
drunk in charge of instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# gas is a liquid
I've had farts go like that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Sharts?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# white trousers
if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha haven't we all....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# ...but apart from that, the Vicar's tea party went wonderfully
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ....Oh how we all laughed afterwards.
well...apart from Mr Pendergast, who was just about to take a bite of that sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Just the man I was looking for.
Cheers for that garlic advice. Cleaned my aphids up in a couple of days. Fortunately I caught it early.
Weird thing is there's an investation I can do very little about on a sycamore which is next to a grape vine. Vines being notorioously susceptable to aphids but it's never effected.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Glad to hear it worked fella.
Re the trees, I have two Chestnut trees in my garden, and I know that they are the source of a lot of the nasties I find elsewhere causing trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Trouble is that they're weakened after fire damage about 10 years back and have a low immunity.
I did but about ten thousand ladybird larvae that is prgessively helping more each year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Why don't you water them with orange juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Isn't that canibalism?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# what's this about garlic? it works on aphids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yeah, but you have to throw it really hard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I didn't actually do it the way TMoC told me to do but it still worked.
I got a shot class, put about a tablespoon of garlic granules in it and filled it up with white wine, I then left it for 12 hours, poured the contents into a small spray bottle (about half a litre) and filled with water.
Then after giving the plant a good spray a couple of times a day for a couple of days they all died off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Buy ladybirds!
www.gardening-naturally.com/acatalog/Ladybirds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I actually cultivate them in the garden
Unforunately when I had the problem, from a store bought strawberry plant, the ladybirds had died off and the larvae unhatched.

EDIT: I think when I bought them a couple of years ago I got them from that site. THe only trouble is someone press ctrl I near them and they came out black with red spots.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Freaky!
I had a dream about this VERY picture last night . . .

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Haha yes!
How things work No 3:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# official freebase facebook
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ironically his girlfriend has been photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# lolwut?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y#!/profile.php?id=652798109
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# haha
Here is (was) the b3ta edition: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25719581786
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, poor freebase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# shhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# WORK IT, LET ME WORK IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# WORK FOR YOUR FREEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I was hoping someone would giffify this. *Saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha Vimod looks so comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Aahhhh Golfing bats and a Fortnum's hamper
A great day ahead....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)