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# Today's hot topic!
I have a tiny penis, hence: banned!

Also, as a spammer I am bound to hang about and read your replies, making them in no way pointless.
(bestage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# damn, you don't sell nikes
I'm afraid we can't do business
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# fuck off

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ECT
ECT

WHAT THE FUCK IS ECT, CUNTFLAPS?

edit: it's not pointless cos I feel a tiny bit better by shouting at random person on internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Electro Convulsive Therapy?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# BUMBUMBM
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# i'm sorry but until i finish my deal with mr. umbagoto to recover his late fathers millions i don't have the capital to invest in this venture.
god bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Imma gonna let you finish, but there has been better compo entries than this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I can haz productz?
How sweet.
Please accept this, by way of return..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# This is the perfect opportunity to tell you about my random celebrity encounter this week
I was quietly bumming the corpse of Dennis Hopper, not bothering anyone, when in walks when in walks that Ray Allen accompanied by a red-headed actress who I shan't name. Well, Ray insisted that, as another dead man, he should be getting first dibs on Dennis rigid anus and there was no way he was taking sloppy seconds and so I'd better fucking well not blow my load up there or there'd be hell to pay.

All his effing and jeffing was quite putting me off my stroke anyway, so I quickly withdrew and left Ray to it.

Luckily for me, the red-headed actress felt quite sorry for me and happily licked my cock clean of Dennis's putrescence.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# name dropper
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# No, Hopper

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
#
name eye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Are there really any necrophiliacs left since the invention of the real doll?

I mean, I always figured that the whole deal with fucking a corpse is that you can have Total & Absolute Power over your subject, which you can also have over a reall doll. But only less messy, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Dead people are cheaper

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No alleged about it, I make my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)