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# well done rob, you seem to just keep on knocking these things up week after week
it's really quite admirable. it makes us feel loved. I think I can speak for everyone when I say: If I saw you in a bar, I'd probably look at you for a while, avoiding eye contact, I wouldn't speak to you and would spend a few minutes telling my mates who you were, saying that you're on those channel 4 shows now and then and criticising aspects of your appearance, but secretly not really meaning it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# and then beat him up in the car park later on
for being ginger
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# i think ginger is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# my stepson was in a pub
some bloke called him ginger twat, and stupidly he replied he was wasn't ginger but 'strawberry blonde'. so the bloke called him a ginger gay twat.





(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha
my ladyfriend goes really quite batshit angry if someone calls her ginger. "red" is apparently the correct term. "ginger" is a word that can only be used by red-haired people when talking to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hehehe clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I think I'd secretly flick peanuts at him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I'd go up to him and say
"Hi Rob, I'm Boris the Spider. What do you mean you don't know me?"

Then I'd look all sad and cry, draw ":'(" on the bar in stale beer and go and hide in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# you paint a vivid picture
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# My medium is stale beer and peanut shell
I'm angling for a grant from the Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I said hello. I'm going the gig tonight
and then went off and paced about a lot and look mental.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# "Oh hello, can I talk to you about a post I made in 2003 that I thought should have been fp'd but was instead woefully ignored?
I mean it's not important and I've put it behind me but could we just have a very quick chat about it? I have a gun."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I glared at him on the tube once

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)