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[challenge entry] i hope this conveys my utter contempt

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Well no in many ways it makes you look like a fan
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# this is merely an accurate rendering
of the drooling, braindead troglodytes around these parts that have been covering their faces and houses with over-zealous football paraphernalia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Is there a game on?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# that's the point
it's just a game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# So glad I live in Wales.
Serves you right for living in L'pool.

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Aw was only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# stuff like this
makes me hate where i live
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Cheer up
I was BORN there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I was born in Edinburgh, but still find time to support England.
The joys of mixed nationality are..
.. mixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ^this
although im still a bit too close to liverpool than i'd like
scouse cnuts keep coming down when the suns out and leaving disposable bbq's all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# that's why i dislike liverpool
it's the cunts that get noticed and they give the rest of us a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# yeah don't get me wrong
i know a load of decent scousers too
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# me too
but, as i say, it's the cunts that get noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You must live near me.
That'll get him worried
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# are you the one leaving these disposable bbqs all over the place then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Oh come on, some people go too far, sure.
But they're hardly hurting anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# They may terminally embarass their kids, perhaps
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# there is a pub opposite my house
the bloke in there who was glassed in the face after the england vs japan game last week might disagree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Yes I expect football was the only cause there.
They had a disagreement over squad selection
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# i'm not saying it was the only reason
i'm saying that a large proportion of football fans where i live will drink vast amounts during matches, often leading to fighting and vandalism/injury/death/pissing up my front door. they may do this anyway, you might say, but the majority of them don't drink like that in the daytime unless they're watching football
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# People are idiots. You should know that.
If it isn't one thing, it's another. Without football we'd all be getting worked up over the cricket, and then how stupid would we look?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# yes
but it baffles me how these people can get so fucking worked up over a game. i like snooker, but i don't pain balls on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Basic tribe mentality. When they paint their faces they represent their country/team/cause, not themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# we don't need that kind of public image
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Someone would have glassed someone in the face somewhere anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# that was my excuse anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# probably
but they were arguing about football
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# People who like things that I don't like are fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# this would appear to be an accurate depiction of my neighbour.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Oh good, does that mean we can talk about football?
What is your favourite kind of football?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I like the football where they cut to attractive female Brazilian fans every 45 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I do not, and never shall, live in ING-GURRR-LUND
So why is this blasted nation suddenly everywhere I turn my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# are you on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# No, I plan to take my holiday in OI-URRR-LUND,
but only once this Football nonsense has run it's course.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# because
cunts like football and think their "beloved" country will win if they paint their faces and stick flags to their chavmobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I don't understand the St. George car-flags with ENGLAND printed across the centre.
I think I can get the drift without the written hint, thanks. A flag is supposed to identify a country without any little reminders.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# the same people
who will fuck their country over given half the chance, will become ridiculously patriotic when the world cup is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# In ur nationz, stealing ur newz..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Maybe the top line should read . . . otter cuntempt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Even otters don't like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's right . . . otterly ridiculous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# "pull the otter one"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Why I otter . . . POW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# i like otters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# If you hold shift whilst using the circle tool it will be a perfect circle.
protipz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Heads aren't perfectly round, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# But they're not wider than they are high either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# i wouldn't want to waste much time on it
people might think i care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP EUGENICS!
INFAMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# you've not got an Engnald flag draped from your window then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# no
but i've got radishes on the windowsill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# umm....
on my head old boy.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# what is?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# With you there.
My mate just bought an Audi R8 and he's fitted two flags to it. He looks a complete cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# how does his car look though?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Just be glad he's using 5% more fuel where ever he goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# You spelt "Futbol" wrong
But apart from that, yes, this should win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# On this note
My darling sproglet pointed at a car flying an England flag the other day and declared 'COCK!'.

My work as a parent is done.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# You have trained your genetic hybrid well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# you should be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# hahah
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Awwws
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
Where does your comment end up if click it enough?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# hahahahaHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)