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# Brighton.


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I was in town today and I saw this. I had my camera. I doubt I will ever take another photo nearly as awesome as this one.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# is his penis resting on a little pillow?
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
#
Yes. Yes it is.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# AHAHA. Oh dear god.
NSFW if you hadn't already guessed.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# PFFFFT
I doubt anyone's gonna get sacked for that one.
You can hardly see his penis even on the full sized version.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ^ this
Hahahaha
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha, true.
I didn't want to come across as too much of a Nazi.
It's a ridiculous picture of the utmost hilarity :D
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# That truely is the face of a man whose entire upper body weight is resting on his scrotum.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Quite!
I think he's holding in the anguish quite well actually.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
#
Oh and apolagies for not following whatever nsfw rule there is, this is like my second post ever in two years. I just had to put this -somewhere-
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# It's quite alright, there's nothing really wrong.
Perhaps next to the "cfb" there could be a nsfw warning, but the small picture is enough to tell you that without being nsfw itself
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# is that full sized, full sized
or is that scaled, full sized?

Either way I must admit it's an epic photo.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I would be unable to cycle safely like this for fear of my penis getting caught in the spokes.
*hopes there are lady b3tans reading this*
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# NSFW if you click bigger (also winky lols)
if you're RPS'ing, here's some MOTH PORN :D

Eyed Hawk Moth pair 2

(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# That loaded exactly as the word "moth" in the song I'm listening to.
It's strange when that happens.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# MOTHER FUCKERS.
ER
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# MOTHER FUCKS
i don't get it :'(
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# :<
It still works, a little bit!
"Those little mother fucks are at it again!"
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha. Are they German tourists?
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
If you're going to San FranciscoBrighton
be sure to wear some flowers in your hairunicycle around with your willie on a pillow
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Arf!
Brighton naked bike ride! Was unfortunate enough to be eating lunch when that went past last year!
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# He's not nekkid
He's wearing a hat and a tie, like a proper gentleman.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# FUCK!
That is award winning. I'm not sure which award though.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# The coveted 'least effective protest against global warming' award
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# further proof that the first thing that pops into my head when i think of brighton
is 'gayness'

Fair play to the chap though. Riding a unicycle with your knob hanging out cant be easy.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# are you richard littlejohn?
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# = )
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I knew it.
People only do this because they've got tiny dicks.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# see also: the pyramids
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# And SUVs.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)