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# With apologies to Dorothy Parker
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha, he sure does
ever since that unfortunate groinal incident. Yeah, sure Nietzsche, it just happened by accident, you perv.

b3ta gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ow sprach Zarathustra
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Had to Google this...
Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None (is a philosophical novel by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Much of the work deals with ideas such as the "eternal recurrence of the same", the parable on the "death of God", and "getting sexy with household appliances".
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah I was pretty much too highbrow for myself there, sorry.
I will go and draw a crude purple cock now.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# draw a cock on Emmanuel Kant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# *feels better again*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Kant's cock is so heavy he has developed a system of support for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Naaah
He was just a lazy Kant.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, it says Nietzsche!
I thought I was just ignorant of who this Metzsche chap was!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Heheh
My favourite Parker quote is:
'Hangovers are the wrath of grapes'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *snicker* and click
Or, with a little effort, Nietzsche vacuums a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# nice but
b3ta.com/board/4466861
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Darn it!
AND his vacuum's sexier in that one.
EDIT - Erm, if one were to find such things sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Holy crap!
That's my first ever FP! AND I'm off to the pub in half an hour.
*does a little dance*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Bloody good show Bruce....
...clickety click.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Woo to the Muthaflipping Yay.
I endorse this wholeheartedly.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Well I certainly LOLed
Right OL OTF, I did.
(Sir Reginald Slapknackers last slapped his knackers at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)