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# Terry Jones has really let himself go!



deris
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
What a fruit loop!

Also:Wandtastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Actually I managed to find my copy of PS7 I've always used and went back to that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# why is it
that the idiots with the most controversial views get completely disproportionate media coverage?

Why are the fuckwits always in control of the message?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# why do nice people die?
WHY?

*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Coz
You can't be quite right in the head of you share a name with a Python!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Those Jones boys are nuttier than squirrel shit..
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# The media coverage...
...should include a disclaimer that the views of outlying nutter in question does not represent the views of the majority of nice, tea drinking, civilised inhabitants of this green and pleasant land, and any anger or retaliation should be directed against said nutter directly...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Soz...
Not paying attention to news properly.

Small Church in 'Merka? Now I'm not surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Because they're the noisiest
and provide more trainwreck entertainment than cats stuck up trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
1. Nutso minority says something outrageous
2. Sensationalist press stokes it up to sell more papers
3. Nutso minority with opposing view says something outrageous
4. Initial nutso minority says "See, told you they were nuts!"
5. Opposing nutso minority carries out atrocity.
6. Cheryl Cole becomes ill and both nutso minorities are swiftly forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# "We must send a clear message to the radical element of Islam."
Obviously, that message is "Hi, we're hypocrites, come burn our church down"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# You know he's going to be a complete homophobe as well
Which just makes the 'tashe completely ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's something to hold on to
Whoooof! (said in Lord Flashheart voice)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# woof woof!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# pff
I like reason nine: "Deep in the Islamic teaching and culture is the irrational fear and loathing of the West."

The West - the land of Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# The irony is that buying the Koran to burn
Will invariably give money to warious Islamic bodies through royalties.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Naaah.
Though Penguin might make a few extra pence.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# If we buy enough Korans, Abu Hamza might be able to afford a new hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I hear he's started a used goods website
Webuyanyhand.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# That site is addictive!
Well, he's hooked anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# GET OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Especially if they're bought at Harrods
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Nice of the 'merkins to demonstrate so well that Islam isn't the only faith plagued by mindless fundamentalist morons.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# not really international is it
if it's just them burning them.

crackpotfools.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# LETS BURN EVERYTHING!
pfft stupid hate monger! (not u RG)
Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i cant see there's much difference between this and draw muhammed day.
I suppose this is motivated by hatred of muslims and draw muhammed day was motivated by outrage at the actions of offended muslims. But both are designed to cause offence.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Well I'm guessing that the author of the book, 'Islam is the Devil' is doing it through hate.
While I have no problem with Muslims lot allowing pictorial depiction of Muhammed I do a problem with not being allowed to do it myself. If I was muslim I would adhere to this tenet but as I'm not them have no say in what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Well put. Non-muslims are free to draw Muhammad, or burn as many Qur'ans as they wish,
but making a public show of it is just irresponsible and deliberately provocative (just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should).

Regardless, book burning? Really? He's putting himself in some good company.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# yep
there's Hitler and Slough Borough Council's waste incinerator, for starters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Personally I think the burning of any book is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I make an exception for Dan Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Nope even that
although I suggest going to the source and just burning Dan Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# We can add him to the list as well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# What if he was doing it satirically?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# A satire on intolerance?
Edgy satire is probably best left to the professionals, rather than the lunatic fringe of any of the major religions.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I'm not for one minute suggesting he is doing it satirically. He's clearly a cunt.
But what if he was trying to cause offence to draw attention to the ridiculousness of religious belief or for another motive other than pure hatred?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I think the fact he only has 50 followers might be something to do with it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# he needs to tweet more then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# If that were the case,
then he might want to find a better method of expressing himself.
"I wish to ridicule your beliefs" is a fine sentiment, but "I wish to ridicule your beliefs in the most outrageous way possible, causing the maximum of offence and using methods normally reserved for intolerant, oppressive regimes" is less laudable.

Perhaps he could arrange a sit down between a rabbi, an imam, himself and a leading atheist to discuss the issues in a full and frank manner? No fire, and likely a more positive outcome, when they realise that they all have more in common than they thought.

That said, if he wants to burn Richard Dawkins, I'll chip in some petrol money.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Personally I have no problem with either of those statements if those doing the ridiculing have the right motives.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I'm all for a bit of ridicule, but when you come to
"See this *book/flag/dvd* that you hold holier than holy? Look, I'm setting fire to it!" then you've probably crossed a line.

Personally, unless their burning a living thing*, or some irreplaceable object, then I don't really give a shit, but empathy is a useful facet of the human condition.

*Dawkins excepted.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# this is true
there are better ways to make a point than by pissing someone off

unless it's Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I can't empathise with people who are upset about their god being offended because I dont believe in god.
I can recognise that burning their holy book upsets them but I think they should get over it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# the three-word description of humanity:
people are twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Feh
people are far too worried about causing offence to the islams

If it was "international mock creationism day" no-one would give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Haha, quick one ghosty :)
What an idiot (great tash though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'd like to petition for a "Burn a Lunatic Day"
He would be the first, closely followed by the Australian PM, Julia Gillard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# is she the confused-looking one with no kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# That's her
Once more, she's an atheist. So she'd probably be burning the Bible, the Koran, the Vedas and everything else
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# what's wrong with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# She's still confused
and incompetent. But then again, that sums up most politicians anyway
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not totally informed here
but she has to be better than Tony Abbot?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Oh the irony
There's been a load of letters in TNT magazine from AUstralians say how lame does the 'democracy' in the UK couldn't even elect the party with the most votes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Its been a shock to most people here and many are angry at the current system.
It is beyond me how a party with the most votes is not able to form a government
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# couldn't we kill her, defile her still warm body and then burn her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# This plan has much credibility
However, I don't think that defiling her would be ideal. She's so ugly that even the flies stay away.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *ponces silk cut*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# *minces camel*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# *grinds rhino*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# *felches royals*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# In this day and age
Surely its time for our religious fundamentalists to start RECYCLING books instead of burning them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# That would just end up in pulp friction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# git!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I love it
Two nutty religious organisations taking potshots at each other

Can't we get the Jews, Hindus and Baha'is to join in as well?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# and Dawkins in a clown suit, smirking in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *notes for future wank bank*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# We should
Why does that remind me of a Monty Python skit featuring different religions playing football?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# The philosophers?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I think that was philosphers
I'm more in mind of the sketch about the bishop and the atheist wrestling for the existence of God - who ultimately existed thanks to two falls and a submission
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEP5c-SUEQ
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I think it's a secret master plan made by the Pagans
Get all the other relegions to kill each other off while they sit in the background and wait to take over the world.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# May I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That background source does make assembling the whole thing a lot easier:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# That's some skateboarding kitten right there!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)