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[challenge entry] 'Where everything is totally reversed'?
Um...


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(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# That's just ridiculous,
anyone can see that you have just taken a negative of a zebra and stuck it in front of some Grass
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Wouldn't they have white muzzles and hooves
If that picture had had anything done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# unless
They are albino Zebras!!! HA
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# er
no
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Only in a universe of reverse colour
this is a universe where the only difference is a parity change. So elementary particles have negative spin and animals which in our positive-parity world face to the right now face to the left. Since fundamental physics is basically unchanged by a change in parity, there is no reason the zebras would have evolved white muzzles in such a universe; indeed, one would suspect quite the opposite to be true.

Next in "inaccurate physics blogs": a universe with an opposite sign on the fine structure constant.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *Belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *awaits Prodge*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
#

(herman:D, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Oh God,
My eyes!
But I still want to stare!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# You got served!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# As much as I'd love to see prodge have a fit
I'd rather do it personally with a taser than have you post this shit that was not even funny when it's like appeared some 8 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Write a nice poem about them
Then, the zebras will be in-verse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# *wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# A zebra was told by a nurse
"Sir, your condition's getting much worse,
Instead of rhyming odd words
You should run with your herd
And stop putting it all into verse."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)