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# im new
well this is my first time on one of these things so b gentle wiv me.plz!!!
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)
# yay
welcome to the board.
we're not that tolerant of people from yorkshire on here but i'm sure we'll get used to your quaint little accent and strange northern ways...
welcome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Sez the taff


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# wilkommen in b3ta
let us know if there's any trouble down t' mill.
(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)
# i
i tha luv,don fret,ill let ya no if theres trouble down mill.wouldnt want thy 2 get vex
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)
# hey budski!
I was born in Yorkshire actually. Although I got kicked out when I was 6 for not being able to drink heavily enough. i could only manage 7 pints at that age. *bless*
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)
# poor u
well i cud manage 10 at that age,u obviously wernt pushin urself enuf!!try harder!!ull get there.lol
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Leave 'em alone Taffy!
Welcome Yorkshire one. Pull up a kitten and enjoy the splendours of b3ta.
Also get shopping the many bizarre things I am sure that are in your imaginipop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)
# hehe
welcome yorkshire person to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)
# i dont really av a accent!!!
dont av any quiant ways.where r u frm then if u dont like yorkshire?afew too many sheep but apart frm that its ok!!!
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# U MIGHT NOT HAEV AN ACANT BUT U TOK FUNY*
he's a little taffy, don't mind him. we're starting an army of the north to take back what is rightfully ours.

* i love the AOL translater
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)
# i was winking
it was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# welcome to the board.
careful with them there exclamation marks mind, you'll wear 'em out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Not as quickly
as you'll be wearing out the F5 key...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh mo the button is worn out on my keyboard,ill av 2 use anuva button instead............................
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)
# and as it your first time we'll be gentle
but posting a new thread without a picture is often frowned upon.
So I'm doing a naughty repost from last night
Urban-Camo Giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)
# wicked!
a combat geeeeeeeraff. super woo yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Welcome
have a read of this FAQ and join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)
# it's a witch!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay witches!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)
# i'll go get the tinder box
then shall i?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# ooo how did u manage to take that pict of me&me mates?lol
hey,were u sneekin around last night when we were makin our brew in the woods last nite?frog paste is v nice actually.
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)
# yep, i was hoping you were all going to dance around naked
but it was quite a cold night
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)
# well if ud av stayd till the end....
u must av gone b4 wed finished then,eben tho it was cold we witches dont mind gettin abit of a nip on for our work.will u join in nex time??
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)
# woohoo!
just don't sacrifice me. virgins are a protected species nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)
# If you are a virgin...
...who the fuck was with me in the alleyway last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
# it doesn't count if you don't finish
you can get treatment for it these days
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)
# ooo ur a virgin
shouldnt av sed that,ill av u tied up b4 u no it.but honestly we dont sacrifice(well only sumtimes)no we dont.but ur welcome 2 cum join me.do u like been tied up?
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# yes
but it makes flying the alcopopter difficult
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)
# so, so, so sorry

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# eww...
...that's right - scare them all off!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)
# scaring men off is my specialty
it was the "be gentle with me" comment that did it...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)
# *eeeeek*
the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou etc

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# been done
www.b3ta.com/board/898541

; )
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Then...
...I humbly apologise. You may disturb me slightly, but you don't scare me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I'll just have to try harder
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# that's the trouble with
instilling terror into people.
They will run off screaming
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)
# hey i didnt meen it like dat...
although that stuff does cum in handy sometimes,if u get me.
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)
# top notch
helps ease them in smoothly, with reduced friction
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Maybe we should all use pictures of lube...
...everytime there is a troll on the board. Help them to slot in a bit better.

If not, I like what it suggests about them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i like that idea
a lot, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Then...
...everybody, start your lube engines.

(oh, I wish I hadn't just said that)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)
# that's a
brilliant idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)
# exactly
cant be doing with friction!!!oh no like it to slide in....
(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)
# yee-oink!
now with added kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)