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# i know it's unshopped, but i felt the need to share
do i make a great zombie or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# do you have a bigger version?
it could just be a stong flash on the camera catching you eating a kebab with loads of chilli sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# sorry, no :(
taken off my nephew's phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# best I can do



gives it a nice 70's TV feel too haha
top zombie btw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# 0_0
ooo, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Did your nephew get their phone
in a Christmas cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# possibly
he got a pack of tiny playing cards in a cracker, i do know that, because he went ballistic on christmas day when i nicked them off him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Those cards are AMAZING though.
Though making a house of cards out of them is tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# yeah, they're great
i'd just lost a pack on holiday, so i nicked his to replace them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# get him to post it to the baord.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# he's not allowed on here
he's an impressionable child
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Best you get him on the talk baord with the rest of the impressionable children then
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# fuck that, he'd never recover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# he has you as an aunt
and yet you are worried about him getting on the talk board? I think he will be safe

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# for a boy of his age, he's curiously sensible
which is a bit worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# we'll be gentle with him.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# "... The Sun'll come out, Tomorrow..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# My son wont
He's dead
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# fucking tabloid rag
not fit for wrapping chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Let me get my binoculars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# you trying to find your cock again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# No...it's right here...in your eye socket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# i thought my eye was weeping more than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry about your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# no can do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# SMALLAR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# FURTHAR AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# in that case, perhaps you make a good zombie
My level of knowledge of whether you make a good zombie is however similar to the moments preceding your post.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# FUCK!!!...I just shit myself....
nothing to do with your pic ....I just have a bowel complaint...nice zombie:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# arf!
got a fancy dress party this weekend, guess what i'm going as...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Our Graham" from Blind Date wearing his raping suit?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# i can't go as him again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# not the "used tampon"outfit I hope............
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# nah
it got ruined when i washed it with vanish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Are you going as a suidice bummer?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# next year, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Pissed as a fart?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# that's what i'll come home as
hopefully without the bruises this time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# in that case leave the Rohypnol behind
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# hmmmm.....
I have an urging for necrophilia!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Me as a vampire chap


All blurry and mental like. Nice zombie btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# nice ears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Mine actually are not as elfin like as that
Although I do somewhat resemble an ugly elf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# there are ugly elves?
YOU LIED TO ME, JACKSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# nigel farage would be proud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# weet weel!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)