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[challenge entry] I made this ages ago
So thought I'd dump it here rather than on my front door (its originally planned home)



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From the Protest Signs challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Religious peddlers? Christ on a bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# haha hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Boom boom!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Ba dum tish
Made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# And WHAT, may I ask, do you have against the holy cyclist?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Well, this is embarrassing. I appear to be awash with mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# *obliges*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# It's something about the shorts
they just don't do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# ive lost count of the number of times ive had jews round my house trying to convert me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I just want to park my bike.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I imagine you will ignore Christmas then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Why on earth should that be the case?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# i do my best
it helps that my folks like to go to Spain for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It's being renamed to Beerfest Holidays
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# "Hello we're from the Holy Church of Cthulhu. Zalgo be with you the lies the lies the lies the damn filthy wretched blood stained lies!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I admire the sentiment
But it's far more fun to invite them in and point out all the nonsense they're talking...I even set mine homework

Plus, while they're talking to me, they're not talking to people who might actually be hoodwinked by their false claims
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Yeah get some calamari have it dangling from your mouth
and answer the door saying "He comes? Is it Time?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I've had some fantastic conversations with them
but i do dislike the door-to-door sales aspect
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Wow, you're like the Big Society in action or somesuch!

How many do you have in that cellar now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Sadly I've moved to a new flat, one without a Fritzl room :(




they're all still there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# yep, I ask them in sometimes, too.
I once had a couple of Jehova's Witnesses looking at the time, and saying, "Actually we really ought to be going..."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# my younger brother
invites Jdubs in and gets them to do his ironing.

Religious suckers
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Do they
put holy water in the iron?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I put this on my door the week before Easter
bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/jehovahs-witnesses-89735.jpg?1188749843
(NJtoTX, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)