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# Dirty Doll

I know these things like to be drawn, but this is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# At least he's using a rubber.
click btw
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Hehe
True, true
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# 2B or not 2B?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# excellent
Is she hard or soft?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Soft, Definitely
My pencils are always soft

fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# i put it down to age
fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Wooo. You go woodman.
That's some quality hip action.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Well that's graphic.
As long as its all in proportion it's okay though.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Yowsers
Two quality puns in one post? You spoil me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Only the best for Sheep!
As my welsh uncle once said.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Be careful or you could start a fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Not much chance of that -
It's been always burning since the world's been turning.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
# soon as you've turned your back this is what they get up to
very nicely done as per :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# the symbolism is blatant
clearly making up for a lack of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# *looks clueless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# RIP Britney Murphy
I was suggesting the model ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# i find this curiously arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *does the 'Why Are We Not Surprised By This' face*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# We close our eyes
to see the final frame

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9s9vmrJkV8
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# thanks
now i know what i want to watch tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# He was on Reborn in the USA
with Fat Tony and some others not as good.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# yes, but i shall be watching demons
that song is on the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# That's good
because Reborn in the USA was on ages ago.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# i do love demons
classic horror b-movie gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# cor! well remembered!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I bought the single and the cover was a shot from that vid
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, yes!
done by Godley & Creme, gawd bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# It can get quite greasy in a recording studio
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Pffft!
But, in fairness, they did do the excellent Girls On Film video.

Oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I don't suppose they also did Sabrina's 'Boys Boys Boys'?
I have a vague recollection that's a brilliant vid.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Ye Gods - almost forgotten about that!
that's the one with 'the swimsuit', isn't it?

80s soft-pron music videos ftw!

Edit: what were they thinking ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# That's the one
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
I knew the next line without even thinking. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Lead it ride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha!
very nicely done, that man!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# ah, just the man i've been looking for!
do you by any chance know the cricket scores? i'd like to know without trawling through sport sites that i have no understanding of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I must admit limited knowledge of this...
BBC perhaps?

here you go: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/default.stm

Edit: Or more specifically: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/scorecards/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ah, many thanks!
i don't know why, but i had you pegged as a cricket fan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Far too good a judge of character, young Smash...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# :)
not that young
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# pish and tush!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# i once got asked if i was my sister's mum
she's 4 years older than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
# The cheek of it! I shall arrange for them to lashed within an inch of the very lives.
I've figured out in definitely in the wrong industry. I'm the oldest person in the office. Out of more than more than 120 people. *sobs* Including the MD!

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# you're their gandalf
slightly older, much wiser and far better looking in a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# It covers up the bald patch, at least!
*mwah*

Off now - have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Just saw the Ashes highlights
much better than all that World Cup nonsense of yesterday
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# fuck, that was a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# They made a big mistake not making their prejudice against us less obvious
I can see Trinidad's aid levels dropping considerably as Cameron and the future head of the Commonwealth were the ones humiliated.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Arf!
That's a bloody good point, actually
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# And our world class investigative journalists will be gunning for them in the 2nd half.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# not likely
they're british, remember. they'll just smile in public, mutter in private and take all the shit that's thrown at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# You don't get to remain a monarchy without being utterly ruthless
Diana allegedly died in the exact manner of an allegedly rejected method to bump off Milosovic. Allegedly.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# pass that tinfoil, would you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Are you joining the Scientologists then?
I didn't hold with the conspiracy initially because out of Motive, Method and Opportunity they had two but the method was too indeterminate. Then I read about the Milosovic assassination plan, which was the method. And to a tee - tunnel, flash of light, bumped by a car...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Sucking off
Dodi whilst 'tweezering' Phillip and eating a swan? Let's build some bridges...
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Oh my!
What a lot of lead he has in his pencil!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Yee
haw
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hahah, ride it baby!
fine art? yeah right! ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# HB?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# horseback
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Well, if it gets the job done...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha!
porno-graphite! I love it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# hahahah
fp this now hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hahah
lead fuck :D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Anyone else?
Seeing Slim Pickens riding the bomb from Dr Strangelove? Add in a ten-gallon hat and it's almost there! Very disturbing and very woo anyway! :)
(mrtcrazyfoo, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# What, like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# lol
loon : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)