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# i can't decide if this website is fucking hilarious or terribly wrong
SPAM

essentially the site posts fake job ads on craigslist and posts the responses on their site. some of them are pretty funny.

MOD EDIT: Please don't try and spam your website by pretending you just found it online. It's good to share your stuff, but try joining in a bit before hitting us with the links. Also... please use the links board for this kind of thing anyway.
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# You'll enjoy the next few minutes
/and welcome aboard, new person
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# thanks
thanks. i'm excited to explore.
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Evening Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# 'ello fella, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Looking at twelve hours of video footage
and wondering where to start
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# The merciless slaughter of an entire generation of poncy-coloured tigers would be a fun place to start.
Followed by gritty footage of the clean-up process by demoralised staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Erm, you may be on to something
no tigers in Argentina, though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# human beings, then
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I have to convert it all first
Bloody .MTS files *Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Start with old 'uns looking standoffish.
Then show the young 'uns looking carefree.
Then, over the top of that, trot out the old "Trouble In Paradise" line.
And go from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# fuck!
they really are dying out fast then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
*puts on funny hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I'm off to post some pics on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# That's nothing
I'm off to /talk to say absolutely nothing
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# At last! Someone follows the correct protocol
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# ...and it'll still be the most intelligent comment there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# oooOOOOOOOoooooohhh! cross board bitching!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I'll try and put this politely, as I'm sure nobody else will:
Main board is for images you've made.
Links board is for links and stuff that you've found.
Enjoy the torrent of bile that will no doubt now ensue, but DON'T delete your post - you'll only make everything worse.
Just ride it out, don't take it too much to heart, and learn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# all apologies
as a rookie i hadn't yet discovered the link board. i've found it now and promise i won't make that mistake again!
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome. You're unable to leave.
Now 'shop a tentacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# first stop should be the f.a.q.
welcome aboard anyways
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Like anyone ever reads the FAQ first
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# fucking hell, no need to be so aggressive
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
#
*ninja edits to remove every instance of 'cunt' and 'fuck'*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
#
no worries. i learned my lesson and plan to now follow all protocol. either way it a funny ass site.
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# are you russian?
slow down then
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
#
no....
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# why do you sound like a Russian then? or Borat?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
#
no clue, i suppose i'll start typing more american.
(andrewinnuendo, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# oh no don't do that.
It's just that some of your posts sounded better if read in a Яussian/Borat accent. Ignore me, I'm just bored.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# In Soviet Russia F.A.Q reads you
;)
(JoePesky, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
Da
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaa
Vimod looks like he belongs in Mario Bros !
(JoePesky, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I suppose if you're into that kind of humor
Not much into making non-public figures objects of ridicule. Seems mean-hearted to me.

It's be different if they publically did something stupid, but this is essentially taking private information and being a bully about it.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *sits back with a roast beef sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:07, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAY

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
# WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Ha-ha! Hello, andrewinnuendo.
You're opening salvo/innocent mistake was politely received.
Welcome to b3ta..

EDIT: How do ya like that, boys? A copper. And we went for it - I WENT FOR IT! Treated 'im like a kid brother..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# A copper?
As in, police? 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Apologies, I was riffing on James Cagney.
Couldn't find the quote from "White Heat" on youtube, so you'll have to make do with it being attached to a Madonna song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzckLYm6R4

I'm so, so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Oh, I getcha.
Yeah, that'll teach us to be civil and naive. Bless.
All guns blazing next time methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# It's a tricky path.
I try to be as nice to noobs as I'd like people to be to me, in the same instance.
Unfortunately, they're not always good people..

*shouts at skies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# haha!
although (forgive the pedantry) I think you'll find one of those facets is a bit of carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# >
www.b3ta.com/links/
(herman:D, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ooer!
*blows off the dust*
haven't used this in ages...did i miss the flogging?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)