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# Phallic Awards...
If only I had time to fire up Photoshop!

This Daily Fail article really has some pictures perfect for replacement with big, crude, pink willies!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1344567/Peoples-Choice-Awards-2011-Katy-Perry-wears-neon-dress-wins-2-gongs.html

Anyone wanting to gopher it?
(omfgbunnies, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# elton john doesnt look human anymore
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I've always got a big, crude pink willy for Katy Perry, however...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# ..
Katy Perry Roger Taylor in the 'I Want to Break Free' video
/they're one and the same
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# STOP IT ARCHIE! STOP IT! LALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Told ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I can't tell them apart anymore!!!
hmmm fantasy threesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# "GOD NOES"..
.."God knows I want to break freeeeeee"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I'm 'breaking free' right now if you know what I mean etc etc tec tec tec tec tectetc etc etc etc te cetctetc tec t
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# horny?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# that's not how to entice a respectable lady like Freebs into
your sordid sex games you devious fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# it normally works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# you fiend!
I've just entered into a Seasonal Coughing fit!

Where's the Linctus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Linctus too eh Bobs
you saucy minx! *puts on orderly's uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# you there
MERRY NUUUUUUUUUUUUU YEEEEAAARRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Merry Cadbury's Creme Egg day!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Kyle Maclachlan?
Or more likely Sean Young.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# HOLY SHUDDERING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
#
crude pink willy Magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# no no
I am in fact referring to my oversized, knobbly, red raw, bent, cheesy, bleeding, pustular penis

I would like to present it to her as a prize. I've already re-arranged the dressings into a bow.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# * Reads... re-reads...
*Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
#
www.baiting.org/

... I got the Dough Stanhope book from the site from Santa (fun with pedophiles) ... good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# that was all a bit too weird for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^ Compo it

* Although it has kind of Bin-Done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
top response!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# top belming
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I luv this
inbetweeners for teh win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# fweind!
football fweind!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# you Sir
good morrow - how are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Hey Prof!
Very well, thanks!
Happy New Year to you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ningles ghostie
boutchya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# boutchya?
Are you an ewok?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# feckless wankstains on the collective consciousness each and every one of them
and GOD DAMN Doogie Houser for everything he's done since Starship Troupers...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Are you hungover?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# no - I'm still drunk
why do you ask? Hello also...

I can't linger I should be learning... about quasi-species theory if anyone would care to learn it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# The quasispecies model is a description of the process of the
Darwinian evolution of certain self-replicating entities within the framework of physical chemistry. Put simply, a quasispecies is a large group or cloud of related genotypes that exist in an environment of high mutation rate, where a large fraction of offspring are expected to contain one or more mutations relative to the parent. This is in contrast to a species, which from an evolutionary perspective is a more-or-less stable single genotype, most of the offspring of which will be genetically accurate copies.

It is useful mainly in providing a qualitative understanding of the evolutionary processes of self-replicating macromolecules such as RNA or DNA or simple asexual organisms such as bacteria or viruses (see also viral quasispecies), and is helpful in explaining something of the early stages of the origin of life. Quantitative predictions based on this model are difficult because the parameters that serve as its input are hard to obtain from actual biological systems. The quasispecies model was put forward by Manfred Eigen and Peter Schuster[1] based on initial work done by Eigen.


I think that pretty much covers that subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# fanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# fanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# He's fucking awesome in the Harold and Kumar movies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Sorry there fellow, it's about photoshopping images yourself here.
Or at least if you want to show links here providing it inside a thread that already exists or in links is better than starting it in a new thread on the main board. But it has been slow on lately and Wobbly Bloke has done it anyway, not seriously I think, so you ought to really not to be bollocked. Especially if you took from his post that it was allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)