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# Anyone who thought that I had peaked with yesterday's drawing of a horse with hands opening some Tupperware...
...had seriously underestimated my ongoing quest for improvement. So now I give you:

A unicorn with hands opening some Tupperware to get a fairy cake out.

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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Oi!
That's my fairy cake! Thieving unicorns, can't leave anything in the office fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# that's not a man's cake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# all cakes are female
you blokes stick to the biscuits or there will be trouble
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# all?
even fruit cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck yes....
Unicorns: Like horses, but with added awesome! (and horn of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# My friends a unicorn and gave me its unicorn-ness of carnality.
It gave me the fucking horn.

Erm ... or something ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# nice on toast
www.boingboing.net/images/unicornmeat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I'm not sure the internets can withstand such
But I'm going to click it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)
# now then
if there were doughnuts in his tupperware box and he panned to flick them up and catch them on his horn, I'd be mightily impressed. As it is, I am merely very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# For a moment I thought you meant JAM doughnuts, which I thought would have been very messy
Then I realised you meant those vulgar doughnuts with the holes in, (which I don't really recognise as a doughnut, as they are a bit "showy" and not very British)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ah - is this a British unicorn then?
if so then disregard my previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# but what about the Doughnuts you get from Blackpool?
£1 for 5 - hot off the Doughnut frying machine - covered in Caster Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# While I cannot speak of these Blackpool doughnuts (which I am sure are loverly)
My experience is based on the last time I was in Oxford and a workmate decided we stop off a place called Krispy Kreme Doughnuts...*shudders at the memory*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# they are just lard covered in coloured sugar
I mean they are lovely, but they do make you want to pour drain unblocker down your throat afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
i've only ever had them once when the wife came back from london with some.

i was sure to remind her that a box of 6 is your total daily calorific intake.

they were nice, but a bit pre fabricated, not a patch on 5 for a pound hot from the machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I hope it's not too late for my doughnut anecdote
but I feel I have to get this off my chest.

About 7 years ago I had a "Krispy Kreme" doughnut and thought that it was the best doughnut I'd ever had.

As I hadn't been in Blighty since then, and they are not sold here, I often used to dream of them.

Fast forward to 2010. When my plane touched down at Heathrow and I'd dumped my bags, I rushed off to Harrods and headed straight for the Krispy Kreme counter and bought one. I sat down with a cup of coffee, and with mouth watering, I gently bit into the doughnut.

I cannot help but agree with the gentlemen who said they were lard covered with sugar. Thing is, why did I think they were so delicious back in 2003? My taste back in 2003 was mature and I was not prone to making food-related mistakes.

I want to put it down to hormones but if the truth be told, I really don't think it was a hormonal thing that made me think, back in 2003, that they were the best doughnuts ever.

Life can be puzzling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hmmm
stick to KitKats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I endorse this image!
In other news, Royal Mail are a massive bunch of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# what have they done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# They said that a package would be delivered
to my mums house between 9 and 5.30.

So I came over here at 8:30 this morning so that I wouldn't miss it and there was a card saying they'd tried to deliver it at 8:00.

Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
# write to them with a stern letter of complaint
invoicing them for your lost time as you took a day off work and they didn't keep to there part of what you see as a contract to deliver within a certain fixed period of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# and you'd best deliver that by hand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Luckily I have a mate who works in the Post Office.
I just phoned him up and he is getting them to bring it round now. WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Ask him why "Recordered Delivery"items are returned to sender after just 7 days
Do the Post Office not allow customers to have a fortnights holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Those hands give me the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# This is what evolution will do in 2000 years
We will train our Equine underlings to serve our dietary needs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# or they'll grow tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Whoa whoa there
Let's not push it. That won't happen for another 3000 years.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hooray for Tupperware
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)