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# valentines schmalentines
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Haha!
Has that thing on the far right just escaped from John Hurt's chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# George Osbourne?
You might be onto something there Geoff...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
#
Roses are red
Hey what's up?
Fuck you bitch
That's why you signed a pre-nup
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm not much of a poet
As you can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# But where else is he supposed to get Carnations from!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# :D
roses are red,
violets are blue,
toilet paper is white,
untile you are through.
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Norfolk version ¬
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Are you my Sister
Because I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd fuck my cousin
If she wasn't my mum too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah, ummm,...
if your uncle, wait hang on..


If your grandad fucked your auntie and they had a girl who fucked your uncle and then had you.... maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
# and in other news....
61 year old woman gives birth to her own grandchild
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Do you live in Norfolk ?
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# No.
Why, do you think you are my sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# No... He never did publish our images of 'Big Dogs' did he?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# roses are red
violets are blue
no I don't know what I've done wrong
but neither do you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I would have thought a load of condensed milk was a perfectly appropriate present, no matter where it was sourced.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
Roses are red
I'll turn the air blue
Fuck, shit, piss, tits, willy, cock, poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have I spent enough of my hard-earned cash on pointless tat yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Roses are read
Violets are bilou
I like bacon
Fancy some sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue,
fucking cunty fuck fuck
fuck fucking FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTS BASTARDS.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love
but not with you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
Roses are shit
Violets are too
Have I ever mentioned
Just how much I fucking hate you?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a hammer
and a balaclava too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck it I'm single
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Roses are rose
Violets are violet
Eggs is eggs
A spade is a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This poems actually a really sweet one,
Just like you.
x

(There - that's for the lot of you, you cynical bastards! Here's to love! :D )
(Good Penny, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I'm ashamed of how much this made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# periods are red
my balls are blue
Are you ok with blood sports
or should I push up your poo?
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha.... the oldies are the best....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)