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# hello b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# who is this and why do i want to call him jethro?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Dunno, but he needs a shave
Bloody scruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# too bloody right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# aaah I smell the jealousy
of the inadequately bearded*

EDIT:*I'm sure this bit was in here when I originally posted it... it's a clean shaven conspiracy *dons hairy tin foil*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Big gay bears don't shave.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I think he's called Tyler
but he will say "Just call me Ty."

and I will hate him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# so will i
but it'll have to wait, i'm off to watch attenborough's egg right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# My name?
If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Is that you? Have you just posted a clear, decent res, easily shoppable picture of your face on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:23, archived)
# basically
that was the plan so people could go wild also tested out the canon 550 D
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# It is you n'all
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# no its my evil twin
dont you see the beard? every evil twin happens to have some beard (well more of a goatee but at least this one does the goatse *sigh*).

now go photoshop crazy with it. also good work on playing the internet detective there.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I just spent 9 minutes watching your youtube vid with you in the fake moustache getting very annoyed
playing some crappy game, you crazshy dutcshman yoush.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# oh fuck me
i just read that comment after i already spammed you with that link to that video. so sorry. there is also a shorter video where i beat a whole game in 7 minutes. its epic (without moustache). also what do you mean by FAKE?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I'd say his name's Mark
Though he may be just trying to trick everyone into thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:23, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Bloody jihadists
Coming over here, hijacking our planes, leveling our buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Jethro was the mastermind behind 911?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# needs more hulk
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Paloma Faith?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# My money is on Jethro.
My money is smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# ^Would
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Your comment in the space hopper thread reminded me I had this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# whats that from
and why can't i stop looking at it?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# taking a closer look
i would say it is indeed monkey dust. the shoes give it away otherwise it was hard to tell because of the quality. now where do i know that bus driver from or whose head is it?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Totally reading all your posts in a dutch accent now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# despite the fact i dont have a dutch accent
i made up my own accent. here is the evidence www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqMjxdEQp0U
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# He only said he done it so they'de take his knob out of the toaster...
Read a bit of a journal article on Monkey Dust the other week, some how made the quotes funnier coming from an academic... www.euppublishing.com/doi/abs/10.3366/jbctv.2007.4.2.337
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Holiday snaps from New York
LOL me and the twin towers
(JoePesky, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# And is that Rembandt in the top right corner?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Sorry.....
I just REALLY love trawling this picture out, and it's been about 4 months since i posted it last....

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Well, I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# What I like is everyone's a winner.........
3000 dead but Ricky Gervais was one of them....
A price worth paying.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Hi ducky!


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(marporats, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)