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[challenge entry] the birth of internet wanking was 20 years away

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(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I've seen this before...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# This one is better though
www.b3ta.com/board/10378411
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Take 2 of these and call me in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# rectal, oral or both?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# both
wipe 'em on your bum then swallow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# groundhog day?
AAIIEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# eh?
sticky posting finger there old bean.
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Ok. if no one minds, I'll use this to ask for some technical help:

I'm filming something using a webcam, but I need to record the output as it appears on my screen, not the information coming direct from the cam, with me? Ok what do I need to do, or software should I use?
HEELLLPPPPP

Edit: To clarify my treacle-fingered explanation, I'm having a bash at Augmented Reality. I currently have a rather super tiny 3D 15th Century timber framed bulding sat on my desk. and I need to record the output to show a client.

Cheers everyone, I'll look at Camstudio and prodge's Option as well.
Screengrab to make more sense, it looks like this!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Try
camstudio.org/
And go for the moneyshot
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Piss
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# you recording teen girls on cam as well
I'm 19/M/Essex not 31/M/Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# 16/F/London
Wuts ur MSN addy????!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
Bulent's screen recorder works with a bit of faffing about. There's probably better things to use though.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# what's happening between the two??
is it a resolution problem?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# now with added explanation
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'm 100% with you,
but try something like this:
camstudio.org/
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# If you mean capturing the footage on your monitor I use Camtasia Studio 7


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I'm going to be nice
and think you are just trying to link this as per the request below.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10378337

*you can use the "edit" button that appears under anything you've posted to amend the message or put in a link etc, so you don;t need to start a new thread*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hang on this one is NSFW...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# eh?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Adblocked for the second time.
z0r.de/2066
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# to be fair, it's taken me three attempts to post my pic
something may be brocked
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Right, but he posted it, got asked to link it and then posted it twice more, plus deleting the original
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# oh, lol fails
etc....
and more omg.b3ta.com/board/10378444
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# poxy works pc
i was having trouble with it telling me it was timed out all the time, seems the problem is fixed now. sorry for the quadruple postings....
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I preferred it when you said Nirth.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Inept Moron is Inept
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love this
On a par with FAQ Bert
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I'm sure I just hid this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# As an alternative to lube
Have a foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)