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# Minor TJ:
Please help Mrs Boris to not go mental. She can remember a tune that sounds a little like the themes from Tales of the Unexpected and Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). I can hum it and I have the vague feeling it was on an advert once (as well as from a TV show), but don't know much more than that.
Any suggestions gratefully recieved!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Hell Christ Fuckshit and the Dandy Genociders
"Pretty Little Kittens"

It's probably available as download.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hum it for us
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# We can't upload the tracks from our dictaphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Hum louder!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# pass the mop?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hum it to us then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Is it 'Magnet, I feel like a Woman'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# nearly...good gauss though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# The doors
people are strange
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Not that, I'm afraid.
I think it's a bit newer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Livin In The 80s
Killing Joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Party over, oops, out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Boom shake the room
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Mr Happy by DJ Hazard.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hum it down a mic onto vocaroo.com
Edit: Or spell it out in da da dee and da da dums
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Vocaroo supports the torture of Bradley Manning. It says so on their page.
Not the kind of site I'm interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Aye, it does seem to be worded badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Is it by John Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# R&H Deceased reminds me of From Russia with Love
But that's no help whatsoever is it? As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Nightmares On Wax - Mission Venice?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSdyN4YjS0
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I didn't remember the theme song..
but who can forget teh sexy dancing girl.
Oh the hours I used to Fwap over that as a young lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# My god!
I thought my shaded characters were shite!

and... Karen Standley was a 27-year-old secretary and housewife from Berkshire, and took a day off to record the sequence.
"The moves were my very own," recalled Karen, who never danced professionally but got the job because her boyfriend at the time worked for Top of the Pops and was contracted to make the titles for Tales of the Unexpected.
She was seen only in silhouette on screen and for the recording had to wear a white body stocking and white tights, with white greasepaint on her arms and legs to achieve the necessary effect.
"The greasepaint kept melting under the hot studio lights," she said. "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off. But it gave me some money - nothing staggering, but I got a new outfit out of it."
"I was just told to look as sexy as I could and I made it up as I went along. I got a fair amount of fan-mail - mostly adolescents who wanted a picture of me (bugger it wasn't just me then). I suppose I was their fantasy woman."
Karen is now a mother of two and works as a receptionist in a hospital accident and emergency department.

* Hang on b3ta, I will be back in a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off."

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# You're really just a colossal pervert, aren't you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ?
* Just me then


EDIT: Me and J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and I am not colossal, just big boned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)