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# An inspirational poem for the Dark-Siders out there..

Click for the rest

More info, source pics, etc. on my art blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# this is a bit highbrow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# didn't he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# so, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange.
Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# It's a challenge where people enter pictures to try and get the top spot and in the news letter
but that's not important now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Like Scampy Nik Naks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft.
Read my lovely story, bitches:

www.b3ta.com/questions/randomstuff/post1178422

Happy Jew-nailing for Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# what are we
your jew hating QOTW bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yep. You fucking racists*. You sicken me.
*Because, y'know - Judaism's a race, and all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I might be racist but I like fried chicken
never stopped b3ta before
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I hate everybody does that make me a human racist?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# That makes you Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hitler loved the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# A *white* hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# or the brown hole
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'm NOT Hitler I'm merely hailing a bus "Zieg Hail!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# If I was hitler would I have the zany hair style
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# You know this might be completely leftfield and all that
but the "I'm Not Hilter" meme should be suggested as a compo suggestion in a suggestive way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# what are you suggesting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Suggestive stuff -. -.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Why is it never images with rain on, in your posts anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
Bullshit Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Minor TJ:
Please help Mrs Boris to not go mental. She can remember a tune that sounds a little like the themes from Tales of the Unexpected and Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). I can hum it and I have the vague feeling it was on an advert once (as well as from a TV show), but don't know much more than that.
Any suggestions gratefully recieved!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Hell Christ Fuckshit and the Dandy Genociders
"Pretty Little Kittens"

It's probably available as download.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hum it for us
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# We can't upload the tracks from our dictaphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Hum louder!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# pass the mop?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hum it to us then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Is it 'Magnet, I feel like a Woman'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# nearly...good gauss though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# The doors
people are strange
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Not that, I'm afraid.
I think it's a bit newer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Livin In The 80s
Killing Joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Party over, oops, out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Boom shake the room
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Mr Happy by DJ Hazard.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hum it down a mic onto vocaroo.com
Edit: Or spell it out in da da dee and da da dums
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Vocaroo supports the torture of Bradley Manning. It says so on their page.
Not the kind of site I'm interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Aye, it does seem to be worded badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Is it by John Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# R&H Deceased reminds me of From Russia with Love
But that's no help whatsoever is it? As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Nightmares On Wax - Mission Venice?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSdyN4YjS0
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I didn't remember the theme song..
but who can forget teh sexy dancing girl.
Oh the hours I used to Fwap over that as a young lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# My god!
I thought my shaded characters were shite!

and... Karen Standley was a 27-year-old secretary and housewife from Berkshire, and took a day off to record the sequence.
"The moves were my very own," recalled Karen, who never danced professionally but got the job because her boyfriend at the time worked for Top of the Pops and was contracted to make the titles for Tales of the Unexpected.
She was seen only in silhouette on screen and for the recording had to wear a white body stocking and white tights, with white greasepaint on her arms and legs to achieve the necessary effect.
"The greasepaint kept melting under the hot studio lights," she said. "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off. But it gave me some money - nothing staggering, but I got a new outfit out of it."
"I was just told to look as sexy as I could and I made it up as I went along. I got a fair amount of fan-mail - mostly adolescents who wanted a picture of me (bugger it wasn't just me then). I suppose I was their fantasy woman."
Karen is now a mother of two and works as a receptionist in a hospital accident and emergency department.

* Hang on b3ta, I will be back in a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off."

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# You're really just a colossal pervert, aren't you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ?
* Just me then


EDIT: Me and J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and I am not colossal, just big boned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)