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# *orders one-way ticket to Hull*


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(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# pioneering
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# ground-breaking, I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Absolutely bloody mind-blowing, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I used to do that, but I was knot very good at it.

EDIT: And in other news: Just another five months to wait then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# That was the date he predicted for the end of the world anyway
with the rapture due last saturday to get ready for the end.

My guess is he's hoping to die before then and avoid having to give refunds.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# he looks ill
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Do you mind terribly if I call you an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Hello.
You seem to have violated /board's unclear, protean and unevenly-applied moral code. You should therefore prepare to accept some abuse.

I bet you drive a brown car.
Most of it will be more cutting than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# The moral code is subjective, but quite clear.
If you are being offensive then it needs to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^this
I'm all for offensive humour, but the joke must be good. This is where Frankie Boyle falls down
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I'm sure King Mong was funny once, circa 1954
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ^This
Anything is fair game as long as it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I've got this bit of toap for when Steve Jobs dies.
EDIT - Then picture removed. - /EDIT
It's not funny yet as it too soon.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I literally just discovered that a friend and colleague has cancer
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Well that sucks
I took the pic off.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Oh, for sure.
With the proviso that the more offensive an image, the harder it'll be to make it funny.


My gut feeling is that Down's jokes (and Auschwitz jokes) are likely to be almost impossible to make sufficiently funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# *points to front page*
Yes. You have to put effort into making something offensive hilarious. 'Arbeit Macht Funny' as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *sees it*
*shrugs*
There's no accounting for the magic donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Did I miss a meeting?
when was this sort of thing considered a no go?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# It would appear that being a regular has something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i think Enzyme's just doing the whole questioning the /board's morals thing...
no doubt lines will be drawn between 9/11, hillsborough, holocaust and the vietnamese guy getting shot in the face etc.

I made my comment above because it's be bindunned to death. I work for a lot of people with down's and it's a great source of schadenfreude and a couple of them are complete cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Yep. This.
I happen not to find Down's jokes all that amusing. I'd rather they weren't made, to be honest. But there've been things posted before that are significantly more off-colour that are ignored at worst, and sometimes attract W/Y/H responses.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# agreed
it seems to be because down's jokes seem to consist of "haha look a mong"

offensiveness can be good though. I was INTERNETMAD because it was boring, not particularly offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I BET YOU DRIVE A BROWN CAR!!!!11!
*looks up* oh shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I was careful to say "most",
rather than "all".

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR BROWN CAR
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Brrrrrm! Brrrrrrrm!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# sweet spastic jape


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# this always makes me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I bet you drive a brown car!
(is this a meme?)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# only if you have a brown car
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I have a red bicycle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# INSUFFICIENT
GAME OVER

*looks down* woah, mindpiss..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# No
It's too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I don't like the font
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Game over, man
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Not as far as I know.
I just thought I'd throw in the most pathetically ineffectual insult I could. I'm more than happy to donate it for public use, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I think it's worthy and should be shouted at everyone for mild infractions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *blushes*
Awwww! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Not one of my better efforts
(historic RP)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
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# *moral outrages*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
nice reflections
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:28, archived)