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# My mum's community art project #2
I did another one.



(To recap: anyone at all can wander in [it's on the High Street] and paint/draw whatever they like on one of 100 9' x 6' jigsaw pieces. To be exhibited in a couple of weeks' time)

(#1: www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg )
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
# This deserves biscuits
and a click
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)
# is it a jigsaw though?
doesn't a jigsaw, when complete make one coherent pic? Isn't this more of a montage?
just askin'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
#
That'd be a jigsaw puzzle.

But you're right, it's not a jigsaw. But, y'know, it's a community art project. Broad appeal, accessibility and so on. All the bits fit snugly together, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# a jigsaw puzzle doesn't need a picture on it to make it a puzzle though
in fact, if there were no picture it would still be a puzzle, but much more difficult ;)
either way, i like the idea and i like this pic.
Will the organisers be ok with your graphic depiction of what i can only assume to be some kind of telekenitic type brain murder?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Ta for the kind words.
And hey, kids fucking love a spot of telekinetic brain murder, you know that.
Nearly as much as they love direct, out-and-out, brutal physical mutilation with outlandishly oversized Japanese weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the only requirement is that it's been cut by a jigsaw
My mum had one which was all yellow called "flat banana".

I guess some people enjoy that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Although these days I wouldn't be surprised if there was a more efficient way of cutting it than using a jigsaw
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# that's what i'm thinking, though i really want to be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# The type of saw involved shouldn't detract from the puzzle making
maybe someone should start a company called jigsaw, kind of like how there's a company here called '100% australian beef' which means mcdonalds can say they have 100% australian beef burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# which bit of a jigsaw is that?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Come on bus.
I had to make the background black so the come would show up. Pardon me for tittering, but I thought it was very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
# It is clever.
This pic wasn't clever in 2007, and is still stupid even today!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# YAY!
That's Thor, right? I imagine him saying "Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, lemonade, hot dogs around the corner."
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# i'm rissing like a mother fucker here
edit, not by the thor pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Thor has 6 blue tits.
Obvious if you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
# I was RISsing meself a bit, til I realised it's a different version of the one we used to punch and kick each other to as tiny tots:
Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# i can't think of anything to do, i need some inspiration
inspire me NOW, otherwise i'll start posting shite like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# ROTTING LAMB IN THE SHAPE OF A RUTTING MAN
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Do a walk cycle!
Walk cycles are A W E S O M E
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# eh?
i don't know what you mean. what's a walk cycle?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Mother fucking walkcycle!

Like a boss.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walkcycle.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# ah, thought as much
what are you using to do this?
i'm trying it in CS5 and it's shit. the frames just goes increasingly transparent, and doesn't really animate
ah, sorted it. position and effects
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# I used The Gimp and gifsicle.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Yay!
I haven't seen her for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# this is fuckin awesome!
apologies, but i'm feeling particularly sweary today
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# as I recall, that was for a comp years ago
--something about totally useless objects--( ^ walking machine)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# it may be useless, but i think i want one
actually, it reminds me of the swing at our local play park. it has weird handles, so disabled children can swing on it.
I've tried it and it's fucking impossible to use
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# :)
a little more useful here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# this isn't done with photoshop, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# sure, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)
# because of the rotation of the feet
are they seperate layers? when i try to rotate a layer it rotates on every frame. am i doing something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:35, archived)
# yes--each foot orientation is a layer of its own
If you make duplicate layers, then you can re-orient or transform them independently
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Actually
I think in that gif, I have only one "rotated" layer for each foot. all of the kicking is done with the same rotated foot layer, just moved to different locations on the frame canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
# lol.....

have a tit lift!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha
you mad cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Motherfucking Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Walk this way sir...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# BRING IT ON BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# the posts above are the reason why the gayshift is the wayshift
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# The head is something I found at a flea market.
I had it lag bolted to the trunk of my 1961 Rambler. I used it to terrify conservatives.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)
# voodoo shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Evil Potato
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Cowcat I am curious as to which Australian superstar you are and would like to warn you about the horrible tall poppy syndrome we have here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# I'm Robert Foster, a MODEST Austrailan superstar.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# i love the gay shift
anyone can post any old shit and nobody gets uppity about it.
suits me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# i can't believe i said uppity
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Well, I'm not gay and the shift ended. Almost 1am over here.
Not sure if that's uppity or just unfriendly. Thanks for the terrifying walkcycle, good nightmare material.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)
# The Vegetable and Dildo Rebellion
of Kentucky in 1903
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# wobby moose wants you to spaz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Also: diagram
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Yey... a Scottie Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 6:17, archived)