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# Newsletter subject line compo
I like my eggs runny
I like my jokes funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Cos it's Friday...you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you got knocked....the fuck out!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# And you know this......maaaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
i like my sun sunny
i like my rabbits bunny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
i like my bees' honey
i like my cash money
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I like my jokes punny
I like my toilets dunny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You are so wise.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Clegg sings Elton John Classic - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Find Gaddafi - Win a Metro
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Cameron to make Looters Pay - Poundland Looters donate £5
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Calls for Condoleeza to be first Libyan Playboy cover girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Still coming to you in your re-enforced underground concrete bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# WE ARE TEARING YOU APART, LIBYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I get this.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Then my work is done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# haha
I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Your other inadvertent weekly dose of anti-psychotics.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# !YAY!
\o\  \o/  /o/
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED WITH THIS NEWSLETTER, PLEASE DISPOSE OF IT RESPONSIBLY. THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Owing to a misprint in Radio Times,
This Sunday Pick of the Week will be presented by Simon Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Targeting the voices twice as fast as Nurofen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# YOUR EXCUSE FOR A DAY-LONG FAG BREAK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Misunderstood Gadaffi hides in tunnels popping up to make new whack-a-Col game.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nick Clegg attends Edingburgh Fringe and wins "best joke" award
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# The only news you'll read this week not featuring GCSE porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# The Krauts are loading us into boxcars! Leg it! -- Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Branson regrets hosting 2011 Disco Inferno championship
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# he was in a right Branson Pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# In Case Of Fire, Call Kate
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I laughed when I heard he was running around naked trying to help people
I think I'd have jumped back in to the flames if I saw that coming at me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Dick's dick duck?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# commemorate the looming disaster with a free download of
Dexys Midnight Runners' "Come on Irene"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# We didn't start the fire. I know we've had history Richard, but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Steve Jobs ate my hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Kate Winslett may suffer from munchausen syndrome by proxy & pyromania.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Red sky at night it's Winslet take flight.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# your weekly procrastination guide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# duly entered 3 minutes after the newsletter was posted
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)