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# you make me bleed


in a new thread as I expect that one to be deleted any second
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Please do not talk to me about Nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# you know underrstand me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
#
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# razy lascism
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# best of all the racisms
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# extlemery razy
I cut 'n' pasted it from one of Moggy's posts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
#
お前早く死ね
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# NO U LOLZ
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# this translates to...
"In this case, the Republic of premature death"

Bad Translator is great for this thing
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# I die soon. That's not very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)
#
cheep Japanese lol
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# just didn't want you copy and pasting it into translate
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
#
ヘタクソ（笑）
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# you are bat shit mental
and will stand on a disguarded rusty plug and catch the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# (badly)
laughs

translate this - "my mokey chuggnetts are stoned with walrus paint"
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
#
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on?
Also please feel free to sing happy birthday to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Happy Birthday
crazy japanese guy gets busted drawing paedo tentical rape stuff and has a flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Moggy is a guy? Fuck, does that mean Jollyjack is gay?
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's a guy or a girl
but going off the rape pics there was a lot of penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
私の尊敬する人の悪口を言うな！！！！！！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# this translates as...
"Problems may be different. "
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# It says 'who do you admire and say bad things about me'
I think your translator's on the blink. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# I use..
This one.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# That makes sense then :D I use Google Translate; it seems the most comprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)
# this one just throws bing into the mix,
then translates it a few more times than necessary,
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# For no discernible reason, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)
# No fucking idea mate, and I was here when it started.
And many happy returns! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Happy birthday then!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Thanks!
Oh shit, I'm almost 30
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# oh shut up
some of us are getting closer to 40

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I'd sing it, but can't afford the copyright fee.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Oh well, it's the thought that counts I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# happy birthday
turns out moggy was LS18's comedy paedo account
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# I thought this for a while
but with less paedo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I suppose it's a lot of effort to create an online back-story like that,
simply as a preacution in case you ever decide to flounce off a comedy website.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# and ls18 didn't see that he did anything wrong
he honestly thought it was everyone else and not him trolling
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# *prepares 10 years of back story for hastily created comedy account*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Well I guess there's an easy way to check that. Quick, someone tell a 9/11 joke.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)
# What was the last thing to go through frank on the 40th floor of the WTCs mind?
the 41st floor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This made me giggle like a school girl.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Toucan
*Switches to harmonise and turns volume up to 11*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# This one is definitely the best. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# That'll be 15.95 please.
The birthday police are on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# let me get this for you
*pays 15.95 yen*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)
# misunderstands
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)
# DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Happy bioday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# This one is not as good but thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Well then happy birthday.
And may I just say your "HESTONS FUCKING STUPID IDEAS" is still a fave of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Thanks, I love your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)
# giving b3ta the finger, japanese style
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# WOO!
it's still going! i've just been catching up on the weird shit i missed last night.
I was about to come and sing the witch is dead, the witch is dead, but, it seems she's not, she's threatening people to death.
I wonder if that'll cure my low grade hangover
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# ning Real
I don't know about the hangover but I'm scared for my life :S
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Just don't watch vhs tapes any time soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# 7 days
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Especially not Audition. Fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# well, i watched requiem for a dream last night
this has cheered me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Mm, yesterday was a pretty bad day all round from what I can tell.
I just hope I'll be in the mood to do some uni work tomorrow, been putting it off all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)
# I miss all the parties.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Oh lordy
He/She attempted to perform Harakiri Hare Krishna on her finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# and then repeatedly reposted and deleted the image
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# real blood
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:59, archived)