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# Well *he confused me from the start had all my troll-senses tingling
he seemed to understand English and some English slang rather better than he pretended to be able to speak English the spelling and grammatical mistakes seemed to be more deliberate than out of error but in no way would Babelfish throw up the word 'dunno' in translation.

I sat back and watched this character unfold and feel in some respects people on b3ta were a little too welcoming and a little too quick to bring Moggy into the fold whereas other newbies have been roasted in for making far less mistakes. No doubt he is a talented artist but there was always something weird about him that didn't strike true and yesterday we found out.

I don't want to sound like we should all be nazis and give new people a hard time but I can't have been the only one that didn't trust this Moggy from the start?

Anyway enough with the serious stuff back to abnormal on b3ta then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# all noobs are shitcunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# ^this^
its what I was saying all along.
It's b3ta, no one bent over backwards to accept me and I get enough flack even after all these years.
Why should new noobs get the red carpet treatment when they pea, delete, demand attention, say they will kill other users and shit like that.

But that said, my picture isn't meant to be rude, if anything I'm welcoming moggy's fun and games as another meme for this wonderful site.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# But...but....
SHE MIGHT BE A CUTE JAPANESE GIRL????
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Reminder: Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Loved the "tentacle rape" look, JJ - it suits you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I missed that one
I was too busy erasing my cache and pouring mindbleach in to my eyes after seeing one of the others
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I'm so glad I missed them all then
I was busy making my gif at the time when Michael Ellis (b3ta sleuth) had uncovered Moggy's porn stash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Hardly sleuthing
It was a link they gave to their public gallery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I never want to see that picture again.
Edit: and this was probably the last place I should have said that XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# The link is down and I certainly don't have a copy in my cache anymore
I think your secret is safe.

For now.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I remember my initiation
I did a flash cartoon rendered to gif of a group of gangstas with sub-machine guns singing and dancing "Lets put a cap in The Gap because their adverts are craps!" which was meant to be a light-hearted take upon the stupid all happy singy dancey Gap adverts. I Got roasted to fuck and didn't know what I had done wrong other than attack a Corporate Industry but it got the b3ta Nazis after my blood and I admit to flouncing a bit because I was so bewildered by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)
# filesize perhaps?
but that's all part of it if you ask me, corporal punishment is part of what makes this place great :D
If everyone doesn't get a slap or have a flounce once in a while this place would stop being b3ta.
It's all fun and games, with a weird dollop of self awareness training thrown in. I know I'm a better person for taking a few kickings from you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Oh Happy Toast I never exceed filesize
people would often ask me the secret of optimisation which I was always happy to share I even had a tutorial for it or direct people to Lemony's tutorial. No back then it was all 280px width and under 200k a target I was very strict about maintaining
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# And this being the internet, the more you try to get out of things the deeper you dig your hole.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Indeed I often wondered how I managed to dig a bigger hole the more
I defended myself. It was a little scary at times like you were singled out for punishment and you were going to get that punishment regardless and get even more if you struggled. b3ta troll rape it was all the rage in the day! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# One of my first animations made it onto the front page.
So it was quite obvious that I was awesome and B3TA recognised that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# You are awesome
and you will be even more so when you have escaped that Japanese Dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# luckily we keep doing stuff like this so your head doesn't swell too far rendering your hats useless

Too mean? here, have some material to cheer yourself up



;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME!
*cuts finger*
*deletes Squits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha


i really should do more of these


edit: also, that squirrel is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I blocked the user
after the first image/chat

Possibly rash decision but saves agony in the long run.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# i'm pretty sure my position was clear from the off.
though i was very restrained in my response to him and his posts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
#
Thank you. You're right....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)