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(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# someone had to.... not read the image challenge description?
yes, it's normal for b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Does Star Wars have merchandise?
doesn't sound like George Lucas to sell out...
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# now there's a money spinner
i bet they could make action figures as stuff.
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# crazy talk
'nings chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# 'ningles big lad.
i was swimming in the sea in just my shorts on saturday and doing some body surfing, that how good a weekend i've had.

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# extreme to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# i forgot that my pale coloured sailcloth board shorts have no underpant lining
so i may have been displaying my winky as i rose from the surf like daniel craig.
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# Swimming in just your shorts you say?
Steady on there on chap, this isn't Sodom and Gomorrah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# How does this not fit with the image challenge description?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# "Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"
how would you like me to explain it more clearly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Well...
...if we're going to be pedantic cunts about it, a quick Google search would suggest there's plenty of merchandise for Se7en (one of the examples given in the image challenge suggestion) including a figure of Brad Pitt's character.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# calm down chap
you asked me a question, I gave an answer

and my initial comment had a winky face which in most cultures refers to the statement being a happy, cheeky, smiley, knowing comment.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# It reads as..
"I'm a bitter, miserable cunt with no sense of humour"
I must have misunderstood. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# fair enough, if you don't get my sense of humour put me on ignore
but I'm not being a nazi or cracking whips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hmm, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a film that doesn't have any merchandise
Anyway there is always a tendency to read between the lines and bend the words a little
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# by "bend the words a little"
do you mean "stretch the brief past breaking point and enter things only tangentially related"? i gave up (seriously) complaining about people totally ignoring the challenge brief a long time ago because they almost never stay on-topic. it's nice to sometimes point out to people that they're well off-topic, but that's only because i'm a cunt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Yep, in the grand scheme of things..
it's nothing to get ones knickers in a twist over.
Moving on matey..next please....ah, that's very funny..click
etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I love how a row seemed to break out because I typed what I innocently thought was a funny comment
commenting on the specifics of an image challenge is nothing to get ones knickers in a twist over, but picking people up on how they comment is :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The vast majority of films don't have merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Name one
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# this ^
check this out too for all the nitty-gritty
here
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# The majority of films that aren't targeted at young people
In other words, films with grown-up story lines that don't involve outer space, 3D, animated characters, mega special effects, etc. Or excessive hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'm just happy that this is what people are pulling up other users on
rather than yet another slew of movie posters.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I love movie posters
shame this isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They never did go for my "put a drawing of a tree on a random picture" suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# shame, it has enormous scope
maybe if you narrowed it down to "put a drawing of a tree on a random movie poster"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ah
now *that*'s a good idea

Edit: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1376222
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaa
you nonce, if that gets picked you're in for a kicking :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Haha
I'll be waiting with my baseball bat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Vote for this one instead
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112377
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm still holding out for the most popular image challenge suggestion ever to actually get recognised
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post144982
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# holding out
or holding in?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# holding out would be rather difficult
and prompt some strange looks from people in public
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I vote this one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# "Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"
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# Am I the only one who saw 2 turds on the side of her head?
hmm, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I imagine that was everyone's first thought
with sugar sprinkles

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i cannot forgive your last comment.
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# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# i can't unsee it
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# i liked my poo-noticing comment more
i cant forgive you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# that's no bun - its a poo(n)!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Someone tugging down sharply on his knackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# he'll hurt himself doing that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Crack
crack
crack
crack
crackin' cheese gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I love the way his man boobs make his shirt collar wobble.
Also: where's my job? I've been waiting nearly a week longer than they said it would take to decide. Hope I've got it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# If it's any consolation I'm also waiting to hear about a job
It's between me, with 10 years of proven success or a kid with tafe certificate. I'm tempted to track him down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I was down to a 50:50 situation for a lectureship in Adelaide.
I should have tracked them down...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Look at the way his collar moves from his neckflex
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Bun looks like a dog turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# i imagined that to the tune of Aerosmith's 'Dude looks like a lady'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Haha!
catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# really didn't expect this
sorry if it upset anyone
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# you haven't done anything wrong
some people are clearly just hungover this morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Nothing wrong except
".... not read the image challenge description?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# well I suppose that is "wrong" in that context, but it's hardly genocide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I for one will never forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# This is B3ta
You should only very rarely take anything anyone says as anything other than a joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)