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# found this little critter near my computer

click-em for big-em
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You found THAT near your computer? o_o where do you live?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'm guessing
It's not China, else it would have been microwaved or some shit.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Or a pencil up the arse
and covered in toffee.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Sounds like the perfect Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# rural area, near countryside
almost every year a grasshopper appears in this room, 2 stores up
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ahh, makes sense.
I feel bad for the Aussies; their spiders are so big they have HEALTH BARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Kill it
Thats huge and nothing like the Jiminy Cricket i saw as a kid
(CoruZ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I put it outside
spiders etc. don't scare the shit out of me, before I disappear off to shops, this appeared on my keyboard once

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ARRGGGHHH!
SPLAT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Arrrg.. fucking shit.......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# quick press F1 for help before it gets there
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Eeek! Let's just hope a giant tarantuala comes along and eats it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# NOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Every few minutes a wasp crawls out of a gap in the hatch to the loft and flies off into the house. I'm worried I may have to do something about this.
A few nights ago my girlfriend woke up screaming because one had crawled into the bed and was stinging her on the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# *insert small penis gag here*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
gag
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
insert inert
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I remember him!
KK's, if my memory serves me right. (It does.)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# putting on the ritz
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# yeah, I knew the source was from a b3tan, but i couldn't remember who
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What a dapper chap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# That's a Weta innit?
Kiwi much?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I like how it's holding its nose in the second picture. Do you have stinky hands?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I dunno
smell this


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# THEM'S GOOD EATIN'....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I guess your computer has a few bugs

ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)