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# Jimmy Saville
RIP. I've got mixed emotions. He never once replied to my requests for him to fix it for me to do Kirsty Allsopp up the shitter.
(Orkstomper, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# alright orkstomper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# oi orkstomper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# hey orkstomper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# ORKSTOMPER!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
What?
(Orkstomper, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ALRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i think orkstomper must have me on ignore, sadtimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# mini
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# chevron
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# YEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# for
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# orkstomper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# time
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Yay!
There is far too little chevron action these days
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# shitcunts don't know how to chevron
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# high
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# way
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# fixing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# bounce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# moar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# dude
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Arsefist
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# easy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Ball chin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Piss lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Teabag
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Clock weights
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# bounce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Arse
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# to
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ... is a preposition
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Piss
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# everyone loves a chevron
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yes
but what you have made are zigzags
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Sorry, have I spoiled your evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Rim job
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Willies
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Sloppy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Flange
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# nice
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Bigtrak
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# flap jack
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Gnarly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
edit *forgives lack of picture because text was funnier than a picture*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Have a pic anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# ta
would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Good to see Nosferatu getting out
to do some xmas shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# he fixed it for me
it's All Soppy anyway
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I think you're looking for /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# nah, that place is full of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# POGTFTT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Nope, something's wrong, I can't see the image you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# He never fixed it for you because
you didn't draw him a fucking picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# gigglol :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah - and now he's dead
I hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# And the fact that jim 'll fix it ended 20 years ago
When allsopp would have been in her teens and orkstomper would have still been shitting in his pants
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# this is getting sexier as it goes on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I've got a semi just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I want a picture of Kirsty Allsopp taking it up the dirtbox now!
NOW! NOW! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# rule 34 his arse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Dead easy to 'shop, I would have thought
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Just looked.
There's no decent pictures of her on all fours.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# maybe start with a porn star taking up the arse and work on from there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# A porn star wouldnt have those lucious hips.
(for luscious read lardy)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# get a fat porn star then, i dunno, i've always found her a bit of a rough looking fat chick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# That's what's so lully about her.
You know she'd do all the dirty stuff and be grateful for the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# What are we your Photoshopping etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# .
photoshop MSpaint. ;)


also nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Woosome!
Nice boots on her too!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Location, location, location
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
BRB, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This has just made laugh loudly out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEERRRRE'S JIIMMMY!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I recognise that clip of Jimmy
it was digitised from one of my old betamax tapes, along with a shitload of other 80s tv ads, many of which people upped to Youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# You too eh?
Well he fixed it for me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I was aiming for 'Rubenesque'
Unfortunately I seem to have ended up with 'burns unit'

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)