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# yeah, it's twice as big as the FAQ asks
plus unless I'm mistaken its just a bit of a film (maybe draw a big pink cock on it or something, that usually works for most people)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ah. piss
thought b3tards would reign it in for me for some reason... removed half the frames and made it smaller, wasn't sure what else to do, in standard nooby fashion
(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me,
because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - - the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of b3ta and other websites, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones. :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# you've bin watching Yes Prime Minister haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I was looking for a different quote earlie on....
And refound this site....
www.endevil.com/assortedquotes.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# nice one
you couldn't make em up
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Haha,, yer, this is the one in particular I was looking for...
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." Ted Lowe
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
#


Size - check.
Shopped - Check.
Not a twat - well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

edit - dont worry Turtlecrumps - everyone fails at the first attempt :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# swift!
(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# reduce the colours, websnap and lossy usually brings it under 400k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Alrighty, cheers :) websnap and lossy
programs? Or procedures I can bother youtube tutorials for?
obscure crimefighting duo?
(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Use photoshop - when you save for web it gives you these options
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Ace, ta!
this has at least been an exceedingly informative fail.
(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# google "gif optimiser" et voila!
(twattybanjo, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I DIDN'T


In my defense, the "three pubes per bollock" and magenta rules had not been invented by then.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I think the whole Santa thing might be over...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# this should have gone in the vid :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I actually
sent this as a card last year. I have very few friends.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I'll be posting mine for this year in a month or so
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Feel free to use mine.
You will find you have to post a lot less next year.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# yeah !!
in that case you can use mine. I'll gaz it (still a secret)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i'd have been delighted to get that as a christmas card
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I will think of something
more horrible this year and send it to you Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I'm nothing if not cheerful at Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# This one half of my equal first place favorite of yours
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I made a whole video around this pic.
What is the other?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Yes I remember the vid... nasty sheep got poor old robin.. ;-)
It's the one of your "model that is easy to access" sat on the edge of the curb with her legs in the road, and the lovely touch of the dropped packet of cigerettes on the pavement at her side....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I forget which vid that was in
Edit; it was this one. sing along!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha.... You aways pick the happy songs..!
That's the piccy ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)
# right... is this you in all these pictures?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# No,
that's Santa.

Edit; they are drawings, based on a model that is easy to access.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# are you saying she's a slapper?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Bit old for that
but she has a try.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hmmmm....
just how old, and how much does she try?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Old enough
to know just how far trying gets her.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# why is everyone talking in riddles here?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# what has two wings in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and a cock at night
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10595297
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# wings, legs and - err
..maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Is it Barbie?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's actually Ken.
And I'm starting to worry...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# haha.... yer I realised what I'd said after I'd posted ;-(
Is it a Hank Marvin signiture strat BTW?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know
That is my mate Danni; I will ask her.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# If a freind of mine a Hank Marvine strat....
I'd be like jumping up and down going gimme gimme let me play..! ;-0
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# she lives oop North
and i have guitars of my own, though nothing special.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# All I'v got is two knackered old cheepies....!
They bring me much joy though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I have a Washburn
and a Taylor accoustics, which do for me generally, and a Tescos Value electric. I think the maker is Fisher Price.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Just a Hohner Acoustic for me, bargain basement stuff, but had it 24ish years..
Old second hand 80's Kramer striker ST electric that I got second hand, I must breath some life back into that, I have no amp at the moment, definitly going to gat one soon...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# like a Renault Kangoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# More like a 7.5 tonner
these days.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# This is great
could you gift wrap the head and send it to Brad Pitt please ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# neither did I
- just being uncharacteristicly nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hahahaha :D
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yeah... that's fucked my mobile band width!
And can I add. SPAINSHIRE IS SHITE - DON'T EVER GO THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)