
One of our cats brings in a mouse at roughly 8pm every evening, completely unharmed, and lets it loose in the kitchen where upon I catch it and let it go outside. It's become a bizarre nightly ritual.
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Bet this is going through Dexter's head, though:

Going through the mouse's head? It's arse.
(sorry for the plagarism - wanted a quick break at work to have a quick Tattyshop practise).

My cat toyed with a mouse for over an hour the other night.
At least it meant the little sods weren't burrowing into my cornflakes and shitting all over the work top.
And neither was the mouse badum-tish!
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Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:32,
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At least it meant the little sods weren't burrowing into my cornflakes and shitting all over the work top.
And neither was the mouse badum-tish!

they invent mayonnaise* on chips, but not the pasty !!
Medi - you can INVENT this for your fellow countrymen: scarytaff.hubpages.com/hub/Easy-Pasties
*Fritesaus - I know!
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Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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Medi - you can INVENT this for your fellow countrymen: scarytaff.hubpages.com/hub/Easy-Pasties
*Fritesaus - I know!

I meant there is no places that I am aware of where you can buy one freshly baked.

Mediocre's de Britse Pastie winkel!!!!
It will be the talk of The Hague!
I'm sure I don't have to tell you that Google did that
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Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:42,
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It will be the talk of The Hague!
I'm sure I don't have to tell you that Google did that

all I find are pictures of Dita Von Teese (also very tasty)
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Swansea market, cold out of a pot. I expect it would be better fried up with bacon and cockles
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My neighbour is from Llanelli. I can barely understand him despite him not having lived there for 20 years, and me from PT!
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www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/8876197/Sign-Language-week-177.html?image=1
Own up who sent the pic in
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Own up who sent the pic in

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One of my fluffy darlings has taken to bringing home discarded pizza crusts
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