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# that's not what I've heard
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# not had a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
EDIT: Whoops... What's up Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# went to the christening of my best mates' kids
all was going well until her fella decided i'd overstepped the mark by getting him to buy me a vodka, despite the fact i'd spent every penny i had on ciggies for all of them. didn't want to cause a scene, so i left. he's still a prick, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# it's like a episode of Eastenders round here.

'Ere Pat, what's he said about our Sharon?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# don't talk to me about our sharon!
/has a mental cousin called sharon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Leave it.
He's not worth it...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# fucking mental fat oompa loompa that she is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Bloody selfish people!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i know he can be a cunt
but it's one thing for him to be a cunt in the house, it's another for him to show my mate up in a pub full of all her relatives. i wasn't going to be a part of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Tight fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# he's fine until he's had a drink down him
after that, he's a cock-gobbler of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# You should have given him a dry slap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# calling him a wanker and a cuckold will have to suffice
i'm fine as he has absolutely no idea what a cuckold is and literature is anathema to him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# does he know what a wanker is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# of course he does
after 4 kids, my mate has schooled him thoroughly in self-help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# An athema?
Like, that poster of the tennis player scratching her bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# not quite
his missus(my mate) has been drinking from the furry cup without him knowing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Like this?
(not mine)
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Waiter, there's some soup in my bowl of hair
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# not quite
from what i've heard, the hair is quite a bit darker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# fatima whitbred?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
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(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Feel sorry for you but that made me chuckle
I hope he went and looked cuckold up later, and feels insecure about it for days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yeah,
My I've got a friend with a partner like that, Or rather was until I ripped him to the floor and in a crowded pub asked him what else apart from the car he pays for in the house!

Key with people like that is the Achilles heal, find their pride and joy and ask them what else they do/pay for, they soon crumble.. (mainly because they fear you going outside and tap dancing on the twunt)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)