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# MP3/sound on the board
Sorry I couldn't find it in the FAQ. My daughter's done a wee mashup,and I'd like to post the fruits of her labours. I've seen songs/MP3s hosted here with an embedded player. How does one go about that? Ta.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# your first stop should probably be the links board
but ask as a reply to an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ta very much
Will do.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i'd call you a cunt
but i just can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# that's not what I've heard
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# not had a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
EDIT: Whoops... What's up Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# went to the christening of my best mates' kids
all was going well until her fella decided i'd overstepped the mark by getting him to buy me a vodka, despite the fact i'd spent every penny i had on ciggies for all of them. didn't want to cause a scene, so i left. he's still a prick, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# it's like a episode of Eastenders round here.

'Ere Pat, what's he said about our Sharon?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# don't talk to me about our sharon!
/has a mental cousin called sharon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Leave it.
He's not worth it...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# fucking mental fat oompa loompa that she is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Bloody selfish people!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i know he can be a cunt
but it's one thing for him to be a cunt in the house, it's another for him to show my mate up in a pub full of all her relatives. i wasn't going to be a part of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Tight fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# he's fine until he's had a drink down him
after that, he's a cock-gobbler of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# You should have given him a dry slap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# calling him a wanker and a cuckold will have to suffice
i'm fine as he has absolutely no idea what a cuckold is and literature is anathema to him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# does he know what a wanker is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# of course he does
after 4 kids, my mate has schooled him thoroughly in self-help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# An athema?
Like, that poster of the tennis player scratching her bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# not quite
his missus(my mate) has been drinking from the furry cup without him knowing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Like this?
(not mine)
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Waiter, there's some soup in my bowl of hair
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# not quite
from what i've heard, the hair is quite a bit darker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# fatima whitbred?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Feel sorry for you but that made me chuckle
I hope he went and looked cuckold up later, and feels insecure about it for days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yeah,
My I've got a friend with a partner like that, Or rather was until I ripped him to the floor and in a crowded pub asked him what else apart from the car he pays for in the house!

Key with people like that is the Achilles heal, find their pride and joy and ask them what else they do/pay for, they soon crumble.. (mainly because they fear you going outside and tap dancing on the twunt)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# pop over to the links board.
i think it auto-embeds, but ask as a reply in an existing thread for confirmation
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Hang on...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# T.J. Somebody I've recently met on a friendly website's daughter has done a wee mashup.
Can anyone tell me how to host it with an embedded player so that I can let him know? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That's a coincidence...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# you met someone on a friendly website's daughter?
Sick paedo scum etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# It's a living
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# One way
would be to upload it to a site such as B3mused.com and then link it to the /links board on this site.
That was me being nice. Next time you get the penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# no! not the penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I hate to resrt to such measures
Smashy, but we must be strict here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# That's no threat, you cut it's wing off..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Them things can break your arm.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I got bitten by a swan once.... nearly took my finger off....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ahem, who did?
I was just mildly rude back.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# You cut your penguins wing off with your lightsaber..........
www.b3ta.com/board/10601082
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
mashup
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic. the look on robs face
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)