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# Bilbo's flat as of earlier today
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# :D
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# hahahaha :D
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# Nicely added I avoided the couch as I couldn't see where to fit it in. \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Needs more croissant
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#
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# Yay.. moonraker....
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# my favourite of all bond films
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# I remember going to see it at the cinama when it was released.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# don't think i ever saw a bond film at the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I saw Goldeneye at the pictures,
maybe Tomorrow Never Dies as well but I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# there's a creepy old cinema near me
used to love watching horror films there, especially Demons. now it's a volunteer-run "community cinema", they never show anything that isn't family-friendly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# We had the worlds smallest cinama in Nottingham, but it closed...
This is it...

screenroom.co.uk/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# nice!
cosy, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I'v seen a far few there... it was always a treat days as a kid....
and even up to a few years ago, I would go and watch them, you'r always garenteed what it says on the box with a bond film, so it;s had to be disapoited.... but stopped going to the cinama a few years ago now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# used to go every saturday as a kid
the manageress was an old school friend of mum's, so we got free admission and sweets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# It was only a couple of months ago....
Talking to freind about it, that I suddenly came to the realisation that my brother and me were palmed off to the saturday moring picture show every week, my dad took us in the car and picked us up... only so my mum and dad could go back home and have a shag..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# we were evil little monsters
mum just wanted a bit of peace! dad was working in germany for a good while, so no hanky-panky for them
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# We weren't allowed to be naughty..... strict parents..
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# strict dad
which is why we played up when he was in another country ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# We used to get the line...
I'll tell your father when he gets back.......and she did...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# i'm glad mum didn't tell dad a lot of what we got up to
as a kick in the tailbone will have you hopping round the room clutching your arse and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# My dad had a phrase....
"How would you like to feel my big toe up your backside?"
Even as very young kids my brother and me used to make much fun of this behind his back...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# i'm not surprised!
think i'd better go offline for an hour or two, my headache tablets aren't working :(
'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# perfect! someone mentioned the '90's and I was thinking more along that imaginary era as well
...the future as seen in Stanley Kubric's 1970's mind

my new* laptop's keyboard is really pisisng me off GAHH!

* was new and someone spilt water on it. It died and they gave it to me. I got it working, and I am too much of a cheapskate to buy a new keyboard for an otherwise perfect PC.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# 2001 was made in 1968 though....
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# i wouldn't have guessed. I was thinking more about 1973 or so
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Same year as Planet of the Apes
It was a good era for ape prosthetics
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# 2001 was also made before man landed on the moon.
Sadly, Kubrick shows the stars twinkling on the moon.
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# yeah that totally ruined the whole movie
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# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I might as well drop this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# "... and a Hobbit chair means comfort."
Nice work on the angles there!
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# It just seemed to fit nicely.
I was going on The invisible man's comments about it looking like a trailer or mobile home and other people's comments on the small windows and low lamp, I had a look back at the picture and it does look as if that might be truly Hobbit sized.
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# Maybe its from a film...
Compo it!
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# This chair is the best meme in a long while.
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# Freechair!
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# Chairbase?
Or Swivelbase, assuming that's a swivel-base chair. :3

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# FuckChair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Although swivelbase is fitting.
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#
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# It reminds me of that bandwagon
based on the huge pic of a woman asleep with a baby and carpet that needed hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Ah yes, That was a bit of fun.
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# i was going to mash them up but i couldn't (was too lazy to) find the source
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# I think I missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Seems i did too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# no biggie, it was nothing compared to the flapping tongue or lolchairs
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# It only lasted about 24 hours I think
Produced about 3 or 4 funny images, then fizzled out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ...as any bandwagon should :D
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# haha
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# haha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# he's not flat, he's just a bit run-down
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# loverly that
reminds me of this
www.simondale.net/house/
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I saw that the cost of it was amazing but then it was because the land came free
with the job of looking after the surrounding woods. But I would love to live in a house like that, although I'd expect my internet connection would be rather poor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# true and a very interesting point regarding the land
back in 08 I came very close to having a go, looking in the Farmer's Guardian at sales of cheap small plots of land up in the remote hills of rossendale and certain legal loop holes (building on land by calling it a small holding etc).

there's people doing 'round houses' all around the country - some not strictly legal of course
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# That rail around the mezzanie doesn't look very safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Mezzanines are lovely
It's my aim to one day live in a house with one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
# That's like an upstairs, but without walls isn't it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pretty much - try a GIS for mezzanine
It's the sort of thing young art-loving professional couples would have in their homes
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# Well i like mezzanines but I don't think they're nice enough to make me GIS
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# i would totally live there
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# I would love to live in a house like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Just imagine the size of the spiders you'd get in there.......and how many of them there would be....
They mostly come at night... mostly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Spiders are harmless, it's South Wales after all, so it's not the spiders you have to worry about it's the pit bull terriers the spiders own
/casual Welsh racism :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Spiders are the most terrifying looking of all the creatures on earth....
I know they can't harm me, they just terrify me completely.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# How are you with pumpkins?

I love spiders yes they are fearsome to look at but they serve a purpose in nature restoring the balance of things in the insect world and sometimes the bird world if it's a bird-eating tarantula.

I shouldn't tease you like this if you have a genuine fear of spiders - if you ask I will link the picture instead.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yay for spiders
Exactly they are here to keep a balance and I'm quite happy to share my flat with the occasional big 'un that scurries across the floor off to the kitchen for a beer. Sometimes it brings me one back as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I should train a spider to do that too it would be so handy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Haha....Yay...only just spotted this... Pumkins are fine....;-)
They are great.... it's just how they look.. and how they run straight at you as well....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Looks like something you'd buy from hobbitat...
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# SPANG!
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# OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
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