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# That Autumn Statement on the Economy in full...


Idea shamelessly nicked off rob on That There Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# SNOW FISTING FULL THROTTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# HONKA HONKA DICK GEL
KASTO KASTO KRUT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Quick, Dr. Broon! Vectorize it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *audience laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# *army sets fire to the studio*

*audience screams and dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *exeunt stage left*
*trifling sarcasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hope it snows again this year.


Made a snow fox/sphinx last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Awesome!
Since when has photoshop had an Export-to-Snow feature?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# He seems so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# He was until he melted :( 4EVA IN R HARTZ, SNOW ANGLES R WEEPIN, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# HE WILL LIVE ON.
I used to like snow... until I learnt to drive...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# but slamming your brakes on a snowy road for fun is fun
unless there's other cars there, then it's a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's
quite a disclaimer...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I love snow. It's a pain in the arse being out in it, wearing Converse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Occasionally
there are times when walking to the shops on ice is an exciting manly challenge. Converse do indeed soak up any kind of moisture though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's the only time of the year I don't wear them.
I have to resort to a pair of trainers I've barely ever worn.

And yes, nothing gets the blood pumping like nearly falling arse over teakettle on the ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# suede boots are a bad idea, too
they get all wet, your feet freeze and they take days to dry out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I'm looking into buying some New Rocks, or something similar.
I imagine massive goth boots would anchor me to the ice, thus stopping me from ending up in casualty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# could do with a new pair myself
the parents have bought me some for christmas. i'm dreading seeing what they look like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I don't think I'd want any high ones.
But ones with decent tread in any case.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# definitely
considering the amount of time i spent on my arse in the snow last winter, grip is the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I shall have to hunt down a cheap-ish pair; New Rocks can get really fucking expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# check secondhand shops
you'd be amazed at the quality of boots you can find in those places, i've got quite a few pairs in the past.
also a pair of six inch silver cork wedgies for £1
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Top work.
What's that round thing it's sat on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Glass garden table. I figured having a sturdier surface to build on would increase durability.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# ah, the beautiful and rare male armoured peacock, in full display
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# just be careful where he sticks his "sword"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# his pork sword, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# his vigorous spicy throbbing pork sword
with huge meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# oh, my!
*fans*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# SMASH! your alive?
I loose the bet people, No rotting corpse found....

Damn I'm down 20p
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *spoiler*
I'd be happy when it gets to episode 10 for him and he loses his head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# haven't been watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# You should it's a fantastic series
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i'm over-committed on my t.v time as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Nice!
I've just received a letter from British Gas telling me about winter fuel bills and how much they care about me and spelt my name wrong throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
#

Disclaimer: I didn't paint this. www.b3ta.com/board/9828873
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i don't care, i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Is that Henry's wife?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Did they spell it 'Chanel' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think they were trying to send it to
TV's Science Channel...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I had the same from NPower!
I rang to complain and while I was on they asked for a meter reading and put my bill up 60 quid a month. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Always lie on manual meter readings....
Then move when you get an actual visit form a meter reader....

In hindsight a £120 bill was probably cheaper than the £350 moving costs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Your telling me,
I just stepped out to get some cordial and got soaked! It's glowing a gale here and the rain is the size of ping pong balls, one gust of wind and my pants where wet through.... then the rain got to them.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# WINTON! WINTON!
OH CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# now is the winter of our dish content
in my case the dish content is beans with slice of toast
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Cheers :o)
This kind of thing has got way easier since I discovered how to operate the clone tool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# man
I have this sudden urge for beef, roast potatoes & parsnips, carrots, peas, and boiled potatoes with their skins still on with nice onion gravy and a bunch of yorkshire puddings

does anyone else have this urge right now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Well, NOW I do!
Easy on the parsnips though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# how about some nice green beans
or instead of beefs, a load of chicken with stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I have beefs at home
although I'll probably end up having it with chips tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# "live with me if you want to come"

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Tagline Thief!
www.b3ta.com/board/10610427
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Had to....
It was so much better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)