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# Ham and Pickle sandwiches with a side order of pickled gherkins and coffee for lunch...
I have one burning question that came out of a full mornings meeting.
'Why do my Robots always have a hole in the middle?'



* Alternative question: What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Beef and mustard salad on Tesco mediterranean bread.
Just had to wash mustard out of my beard. Now I remember why I don't like having a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I hate mustard, but I don't have a beard so it probably doesn't matter...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# yes
just wiped casserole sauce out of my beard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# and you had the casserole a week ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# it had gone nice and chewy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# because robots don't need a stomach
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# home made chicken casserole with a dash of Ass Blaster sauce
3 rounds of granary bread for moppage

I have insufficient data with which to formulate a coherent answer to your first enquiry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I share a cigarette with negativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I hope his happy about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# He's drawing robots, not flies
you silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# For keeping stuff in
Brie on freshly made bread. Honey on oatcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Nice
Very Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# bacon flavoured bacon with supernooldes
cuo o' tea and kit kat
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Tea is for girls - Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Montreal smoked meat with dijon and romaine on a ciabatta
*smugs*
Thanks as always for your morning efforts, Wobbly!

PS the hole is to pass the sandwiches through from the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Richard Pryor and Sarah Silverman tomorrow
(not for lunch, of course!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Monster 800g Lasagna from Morons
/ac. Crap. Need to vary my diet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# best not check the nutrition label on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# 152% Saturated fat RDA.
Pass the defibrillator.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# CLEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# ...which is more than can be said for my arteries.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
#
This is your arteries

This is your arteries on pies

These are the horses you will no longer be able to love
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Corned beef on poppy seed bread
with lettuce and rocket plus one slice with raspberry jam and a mugati.
A) Because you always draw your robots with a hole in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# * Bokes

EDIT: Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Several slices of bread (including one with creme de pruneaux) and a bapao. And tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# My name is Bender, please insert girder
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# * Inserts girder.
Baked Bacon with at least 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat per roll... Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# mmm delicious
just need the baguette to pop it in and its for the win
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# coffee
black coffee
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ass meat sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Braw!
Have asschips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# For upgrades in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Nice robot - looks Asian*
Maybe it has a hole in it because that's where the little pixies live?

Lunch? Red Bull

*racist
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)