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# probably relevant only to australians


story here:
www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/molly-meldrum-in-critical-condition-after-fall-from-ladder-report/story-e6frfmqi-1226223355193
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# k
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# Keep your hair on Molly
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# whatsblackandwhiteandreadallover
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# a murdered nun
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# with marmelade

in the kitchen
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# is that the dutch spelling of marmalade?
out of curiousity
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# it is indeed
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# aha
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# how do the dutch spell dutch in dutch?
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# we don't
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# english is the only language that refers to the dutch as 'dutch'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# but they sound so cool in films as 'dutch'
I cant imagine Arnie as Netherlander or Zeelander in Predator
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# what?!
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# i'm fairly sure this is true
i know some freislanders
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Is that the english way of spelling frieslanders?
out of curiousity ;)
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# Going to bed now
because some of us are in different time zones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# A multicultural murder scene.
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# fishes lol
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# A newspaper
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# what a boring answer
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# a sunburned penguin
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# Close.
A: a penguin in a blender.
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# a piano covered in ketchup
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# Sunburnt zebra?
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# a embarrased everton mint
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# a racist magnet
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# atomic and a pigeon rolling around in a McDonalds fighting over a french fry
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#
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# :D so who wound up with the french fry
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# I wasn't happy with the results.
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# CRAND
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# burnt spunk with blood in it
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# seventeen english made cars flying to the moon on chip fat
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# Guinness and jam
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# mmmm
fucking hell!, candles!
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# Happy candle, Miss Ho!
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# The Klaus Nomi Assassination Conspiracy
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# zebra pizza
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# Ah, a motivational poster
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# sort of
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# Well it uses the same worn-out template anyway
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# Posh toap.
TIOF (text in on frame)
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# but doesn't obey the coventions of the layout correctly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# these things are important

/discuss
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# Amateurishness increased, triteness decreased
Banality - no change
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# and a happy b3taday from me!
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# candles! :D
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# Yes.
Happy candles.
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# Essentially the most boring feature of the internet
Then again I am forty and deeply cynical about everything
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# TOAP template

and we're all going to DIE
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# hahahah
you old cunt
36
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# Oh it will HIT YOU in 2015
and for a while you will feel a bit a odd, and then wonder why
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# that would make a good motivational poster
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# Arse Trailer?
where is arsetrailer?
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# this is like someone from britain going over to australia and telling them pete waterman caught his knob in a door
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# hahahahahahahaha
ace
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# Hahaha - spot on
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# aaw happy 1st b3taday :)

it's all down hill from here
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# like
Michael Hutchence?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# no that was a stranglewank...that's funny worldwide
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# "Australia holds breath for Meldrum as he fights for his life"
isn't the most tactful subheading
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# happy candleday :)
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# I don't understaand
so I'm scared and confused
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# Hi
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#
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# he is wearing the hat
 

 
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# all hat, no cattle
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# FLAMING HAMMERS
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# TOTAL HELL
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