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# it's my candle day, but i'm too poor* to donate... ;)


*tight
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
I like my coffee like I like my women
Freeze dried and stored in a dark cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# on a similar vein....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
I treat my women the way I treat rolls of wallpaper.
I lay them flat and cover them in my paste ... shortly before hanging them.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Ouch!
and CANDLES!

Happy 3 years, 0 months and 0 days - b3ta got it right for once!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# it's an extreme day of celebration
three years on b3ta (intermittently)
three years since i took my new job oop north
six months to the day since i got married

and it was my daughters third birthday on saturday, and 3 months til my son is due to be born! name suggentions welcome
Angus is currently winning (must go with my surname 'Macqueen' - and Steve is not welcome.)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Angus would sound good
Brad would work too. He would sound uber-manly then.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# 20 years ago you might have said that about "Alexander"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# How about 'Mini'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# pff!
my daughter ended up as Matilda, but Mini was a big shout.

Queenie was a personal choice, vetoed by my missus. she has vetoed Kingsly this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# What about 'Imavinas' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Queenie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women
available outside Kentish Town tube station for £2
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# You see, Moke, this is why you need to donate
£2 is all rob can afford at the moment, thanks to tight sods like you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# haha!
i do feel rather like i've been caught with my hand in the cookie jar, boasting about my lack of icon, only to have das b3ta uberfuhrer comment!

suitably shamed and peer pressured, i concede defeat. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Woo! Happy Candles!
(10% cut please rob)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# ha
you know I didn't even notice that? Buy icons. Don't buy icons. I don't sit there worrying about who has or hasn't. ALthough obviously it's very handy to help pay those server bills.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# :)
in truth, im just vainglorious, and wanted a candle. plus i sold this commisoned painting today:


and as i run AFC Wimbledon's biggest messageboard, i appreciate the arse pain of costs.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
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edit - bollocks, what am i doing wrong? but with the sideways v brackets, doesn't seem to work :(

modedit:: you missed off a "

thank you mod :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# LOL N00B
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
I like my cups of coffees like I like my women
Pretty hot when you first see them, fairly tasty when your tongue first touches their cup, but slowly getting cold and bitter the longer you needlessly drag things out, and eventually you realise you could have put all that money to better use
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# COVERED IN BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I like my women like I like my tea
milky with a string hanging out of the cup
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I like my women like I like my Indian curries.
Hot enough to give me the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
#
And you really regret them the morning after ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I like my women like my coffee
Tall, skinny and black
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
And that's a fact! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# and it's always better with a little cream sprayed on top
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Yay, Happy candles..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)