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# What should I draw the'day?
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A bearded truck driver with tits and a tail please
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)
# DAVE!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# That coffee with cream coloured woman from resident evil 5 please.

Is coffee coloured an offensive term? I really don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I beleive is still is in some parts of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Is it racist to say that
I wish all the Coffee coloured people of the world and all the creamy coffee, and all the milk tea nations could just get along, and live in a world free from prejudiced. Where people are not judged by the beverage of their skin.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Deformed genital drumming please.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
#
やると思った
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# yes, indeed.
er,
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *Google translates* Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Google made it say "I thought to do"
So maybe Dave is into CBT.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# What I gathered from that is
Moggy was either planning to ask for a picture of a hamster with big bollocks, or Moggy was planning to slam his/her genitals.

Either way, I am scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# You know what...
I think you have tapped into the one porn genre not tapped out on the internets!
If we can get the pictures and make a website WE'D BE MILLIONAIRES!
mainly me if you will make the website for free.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# hamsterswithbigbollocks.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# You owe me 0.99p for godaddy.com!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I'll send it over by post if you're willing to pay the £1.00 P&P. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Ahh.... I see you buy from ebay on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Indeed. The most bitter part of any eBay buying experience.
Oooh, this looks really cheap! I think I'll buy i-HOW MUCH IS P&P?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I love the "Chinese" video cameras for 99p
With £30 p&p......
And arguing about p&p does not work any more with paypal, especially from China.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I'd leave a link to what seems to be a reputable chinese seller here
but I'd be accused of niké shoes or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
Surely you don't mean EVERBUYING.COM ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Or alibaba.com
Send China your money for shits, giggles and none existent goods!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# you can buy anything on alibaba
and some of the people actually supply goods

fair few knackers out there though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# this one
http://www.chinavasion.com/

They seem to be kosher, sometimes people even try to impersonate them

They sell the same stuff that sometimes gets rebranded into famous names for an extra 100+

I was pondering getting a new phone from these people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# http://preview.tinyurl.com/7gdlys6
Silly!

preview.tinyurl.com/7gdlys6
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ooh ooh! I know that one!
It means.. Tofu shop?! oh.. hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# A bearded truck driver with ti- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# identity parade of cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Dorian: I want to something cute Mermaid. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# JJ is not on good terms with Dorian, I'm not sure this will come to pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# If his request is accepted, I would be upload to this bulletin board a my photo.
Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# We'll have to see if he's listening then ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Dorian: Pfffffffft XD
Nice work JollyJack!! Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I should upload my photo ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I am not going to ask you to upload any kind of photo. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I was relieved to hear it.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
It's better for everyone if there's forever a doubt there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Wow, and I thought you didn't want to o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# D'awwwww! I wanna pick it up and hug it!
And by hug it, I mean throw it into a wood chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Don't be obtuse.
/ac
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# BTW I draw cute Pip right now :D
It will be my favorite ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
#
*Readies the Tineye tab*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# You read my thoughts, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# The Picture of Dorian Gray
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# This picture in itself
more than makes me satisfied.
Oh go on then, er... someone running to catch a bus. Or train.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Is that a cock sticking out of her front???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# HAAAAHAHAHAHAA XD
Oh, f**k, what have I drawn??!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Emvee: I want to Rob Manuel as a crack-addled tranny prostitute
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Eric Pickles: Me sitting on roundabout while it spin and I shit-wank and cock of shadow cabinets minister spunk on my fat fucking face
I am wanking about a fake snuff porn of Fern Britton and there is Widdecombe spreading her pussy and talking about the pope
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Widdecombe: I like pope and shit-wank of Pickles in pussy, wet gaping.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# A bearded truck driv... oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# You should draw
The life cycle of ass moons.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Me.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Morrissey as a mammoth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# wee jimmy krankie being violated by a huge-cocked spider woman
and yes, i know a spider woman shouldn't have a cock, but she can't help the way she's made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Would that make her a tranny-tula?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# oh ffs
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I deserved that. >__<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# ^This but with tits
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# As you can see from the hat, this is no woman
but nonetheless, here's one I prepared earlier.
Edit/ note the barbs.



6 years ago apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Anything you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# SQUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# a space kitten engaged in a swordfight with a space robot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# The undershaft of my penis is itchy,
draw an anthropomorhosised genital lice orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# lice with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Sexy Smurfette
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)