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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# it's eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# It's a good job she didn't get onto the subject of pancakes...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I wish my sponge was as moist as Fanny's
/80's joke
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Jonnie actually said live on air.
"I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha, comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# There's some corkers out there..
www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-208718.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# what a lol fest, that`s cheered me right up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# They actually did a whole program of them on tv once...
A bit like it will be alright on the night, but it was actually funny! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# [something about Jack Tuat]

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583067/Why-BBCs-Charlotte-Green-got-the-giggles.html
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# And a more recent victim, Jeremy Hunt
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jim-naughtie-gaffe-today-programme-267598
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I hope your doughnuts come out looking like fanny's
'70s joke / reported to have been uttered on a Look North cookery spot.

EDIT: fuck, must learn to type faster.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I stand corrected
said the man with the orthopaedic shoes

/80's joke
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I like my women like I like my eggs in the morning..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Beaten with a fork and burnt to the bottom of a pan?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Coddled?
Whatever that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# With some soldiers lined up, ready to go?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Ramming it in untill the filling drips down her side...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:14, archived)
# So you can scoop up the spillage and lick the drips from your finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Some people would pay for this..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Oval and fresh out the bum of a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# with a bit of blood and a torn feather stuck to them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# and smears of chicken faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, smears.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:37, archived)
# smears?
some of my home laids have whole lumps of faecal matter on them! the joys of hen keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Covered in ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Sexually undifferentiated?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# On John Prescott's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# inspected and fondled in the supermarket by many people and only the best ones purchased?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I pick the rubbish ones
and then take them home and draw happy faces on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Do you stuff them with cotton wool
And grow cress on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# *hurriedly shuts curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Smeared with chicken faeces?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# *heads directly to the restaurant*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I take my coffee black, like my men.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# nobody disses Dino
not on my watch
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)