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# Gum It Good
Mod edit - file is too big and the gif isn't edited

Go and re-read the FAQ before posting again thanks



(ideasbychuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# magic nips
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha did you see the rest of the .gif?
Or just the nips.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I saw areolæ
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# It's alright I suppose
But:
1. It's not yours
2. It's NSFW, so should be linked
3. We'd all rather prefer it if you wind up dead in a fisting incident.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# I'd go so far as to suggest I'd like to see him anally raped by a bear
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I've seen pictures of him on the internet
He looks exactly like the sort of man who gets his jollies dressing up as a baby
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# barrymore on speed dial?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I'd like to be added to the list of signatories for this post
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Is it really not his? how can you tell? I tineyed it and no results. wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# the pixels are clearly used
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# ah, how foolish of me
I`m posting a fuck pic to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Don't know if lazygamer has seen it elsewhere, but I'd guess it's not chuck's on account of
1) His past record of posting stuff that isn't is
2) Stuff that is his is even less funny
3) This looks like it was made in about 1978, when chuck was probably wearing nappies legitimately.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# yeah, somehow I totally missed the grainy quality(maybe it`s the whisky)
or maybe I`m just totally dumb
or both
you decide (in a geordie accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha
legitimately
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# But he did sculpt a banana.
I liked his sculpted banana.
His blog is the particularly weak, dreary and unimpressive, but he sure can sculpt a banana.
I cannot sculpt a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Urgh - that was disgusting
I adblocked it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# You've seen it elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Click on the picture to see his blog
He's posted that he found it - I think the most he's done is make the gif
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Agreed, I suppose it's spam then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# He find the weird ass cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
#
Oh I am sorry I don't meet your stringent guidelines for funny.

1. I guess everything everyone else posts on here is 100% original. Everyone took all the photos that they photoshopped, everyone filmed any and all video that they made into a gif. Sorry. Please forgive me.

2. I have never just "stolen" anything, and yes this is from a cartoon but that I have no idea who to accredit it to, some old Turkish thing probably. I found it on Porn.com, but I posted this at a coffee shop, so please forgive me not pulling up Porn.com so I could link you to it.

3. What the fuck? NSFW??? Everything on this site is NSFW. Animated gifs of magenta penises jizzing all over people aren't NSFW but this is?

4. GO FUCK YOURSELF. There is probably something against hateful language on here, but I think I have every right to say that to you. You keep on giving me crap about nothing. Why don't you focus on doing something amazing and stop giving me crap.

5. As for any other conversation about my website sucking etc. maybe I do suck, but I also must be sucking in the right way - www.tumblr.com/explore


(ideasbychuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# exactly, if you stuck a cdc on it all would be well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Now that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:47, archived)
# Ahahahafuckin'ell
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# i would've thought that if you keep getting crap, you'd realise you're doing something wrong
starting new threads with stuff you've found on the internet is not cool.
/board is for stuff you've made yourself, or at least altered in someway.
/links is for stuff you've found.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# apparently the part of his brain that he needs in order to understand this, is missing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# or has been utilised by the ability to sculpt hairy bananas
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 3:35, archived)
# I just went to his blog
You should feel proud - there's one of yours up there, and it's even credited to you!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# bit late to the party old bean but if I may just possibly interject, fucking stay on fucking tumblr then, with all the other fucking reposting shitwhores
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 4:56, archived)
# to be precise: FUCK TUMBLR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 4:56, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:50, archived)
# lol 9/11.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:51, archived)
# What are your thoughts on the colour Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:29, archived)
# On the board they're searching for you everywhere, but you never will be found ... B&
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# what a maroon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# he's gone!
he's gone!! You all killed chuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Alas... it was b3ta that killed the Chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I'm taking a break from this all-nighter to ask;
Why do you call yourself "ideasbychuck" when you clearly don't have any original ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# He saw some banana sculptures on here, but they didn't have hair, so he made his own which made the front page.
This was Chuck's idea, a banana with hair - I think he's rested on his laurels since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Maybe that's Chuck's field of expertise; putting hair on fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:23, archived)
# He's a one-hit wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Chuck is the Nena of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:09, archived)
# You seem to have deleted your account
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Pfft... that was the shittest flounce in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I dunno, I think the bar has just been set very high recently
This would have been a good flounce three years ago. After all, the classic is the OH I DON'T LIKE THE FONT OH IT'S TOO BROWN NO I'VE FUCKING HAD IT GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER! flounce, and that was only three posts or so - albeit three golden posts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Mm, I guess.
I think my standards are too high in terms of flouncing, especially after LS18.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# LS18, allwayz in are harts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I think he's still here, you know.
Just under a different persona.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# omg its u isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# OMFG WAT U SAY ABOUT 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# nuttin man nuttin
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# He was mildly entertaining for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# The mods must have closed it for him
I don't think there's any other way of getting your account deleted
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Didn't know that
So he's truly b&
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Off you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# You see, now I'll never know what you posted. All I can do is reconstruct the crime scene from the comments above.
Nice flounce work though.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# He links to his blog in the big rant halfway down
and the GIF is on there. You won't be losing much if you don't bother hunting it out, though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)